>be me
>meet a girl on tinder
>we're both a little spergy
>we go out for a week
>she meets my friends i meet hers
>always making weird jokes
>totally comfortable with her
>get major oneitis
>a few days ago she's at my place
>we're watching Diners, Drive-ins and Dives
>start making out
>after awkward making out we go upstairs
>get naked, she kind of just sits there
>ask her for the succ
>she gives the succ
>im getting close
>as I cum I say "welcome to flavor town baby"
>she pulls away repulsed and gives me a blank stare
>she asks for me to take her home
>now our mutual friends are harassing me about it
>she won't respond to my texts
good jobI'm original dad, you don't get it
>>29418564
That did not happen. If she's giving you the old lickaroo and evens knows your friends she will just laugh and keep slurping. Sorry OP.
Also,
>meeting her friends
>before sticking your peen in her cootie
>>29418712
She was more pissed off I busted in her mouth but I think my comment just made her more mad
>>29418564
>>29418564
>be about 10 years old
>spending most of summer hanging out with my friend
>both our moms were tired of us being lazy fags
>decided to make us go to this sailboat camp
>both of us hated it, we had no experience with boats, everyone there was a tryhard faggot, and our teacher was a giant bitch cunt
>pretty sure teacher hated us because we were probably the worst in the camp at sailing
>one of golden rules our shitheaded teacher made was if you see someone who is obviously in need of help, even if this was just a beginners sailing camp, even if they had no idea what they were doing, no matter what, we couldn't help out others, they needed to figure it out themselves
>one day, me and friend are sailing together with camp
>boat starts acting weird, hard to sail it and eventually get lost from group
>decide to go into an autistic frenzy and start crying like a pussy while friend does all the work trying to make the boat work
>suddenly, the sail of the boat breaks off
>we both start freaking out and crying, thinking we were both stranded and were going to die
>in reality, we were only around 150 feet from shore, and had lifejackets, so we could've literally just swam to shore
>faggot teacher drives by on his moterboat and sees us in our autistic rage crying together
>asks us what's going on
>can barely understand us because we are crying and in such an autistic fit
>let us come onto our motorboat to drive back to shore.
>He found out the boat was actually broken much later, but didn't find out then because he couldn't understand our sobbering voices
>normally would've just left us to figure it out because of his golden rule, but I think he drove us back because he knew we would've done nothing but cry like autistic faggots the entire time without even trying to find a solution
>>29419366
>Sailboat Camp
What
>>29419366
Hahaha heaet laugh
>>29419940
Some camp where you learned how to ride boats and shit like this one in the pic
