MOVE OVER MISAKI, THERE'S A NEW SAVIOR IN TOWN
AMELIE SAVE ME
Amelie was made in fucking 2001, how is that new?
Unlike Misaki, Amelie has actually saved people. How can 2D drug addicts even compete?
>>29418546
New to these parts. Everyone begs for Misaki to save them, but not Amelie.
1. Amelie is 3DPD
2. Amelie is French (paternity tests are illegal in France, so prepare to get cucked)
3. Amelie is yandere but lacks pink twintails
>>29418606
>Amelie is 3DPD
So? Something can be idealized and 3D.
>Amelie is French (paternity tests are illegal in France, so prepare to get cucked)
Amelie is faithful!
>Amelie is yandere but lacks pink twintails
Pink hair is disgusting.
Amelie is genuinely amongst the shittiest pseudo-indie films ever made. Sucks that it's the only European cinema most Americans know.
>>29418574
Misaki specializes in NEETs, Amelie saves French eccentrics.
She wouldn't find our asses because we don't work in grocery stores or obsessively horde trash.
>>29418771
>Misaki fails to save one NEET who lost his virginity
>he has to save himself
>Amelie saves at least a dozen French people of various behaviors, some certainly autistic
>not a drug addict
>doesn't self harm
I'd bet on Amelie before Misaki to have any hope of saving me
>>29418708
>amongst the shittiest pseudo-indie films ever made
I don't think you realize how many shitty pseudo-indie films have been made.
I mean, the script is pretty much garbage and Tautou only really brings her looks to the table, but Jeunet's cinematography is still on point.
>>29418825
>on point
On the point of Hollywood-esque garbage applied to cutsie France landscapes, that is.
Oh well, posting muh superior European cinema waifu.
>>29418810
With her fucking mischief Amelie would fix a neet by fucking up his internet, and probably locking him outside of his house for a while.
>>29418854
More helpful than Misaki, who pushed Satou further into NEETdom before he had to do something himself. Amelie's methods just work
>>29418487
>3d
>not whores
hehehehehehehehe
>>29418850
>landscapes
>Amelie
What the fuck? The most iconic shots are interiors.
>>29418884
Last time I checked she didn't accept payment
>>29418850
I should watch more Godard in any case, even if those that argue for him can't even bother with a simple discussion.
I know he's a fellow Brechtfag.
>>29418888
To be fair, the sequence in the park where she leads him with blue arrows is well done.
>>29418884
If I tried to have sex I guess this would happen.
