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what's with all these threads trying to convince people
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what's with all these threads trying to convince people to be gay?
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>>29416396
Oy vey GOYYYYY
Who do you think
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>>29416396
It's an lgbt invasion sponsored by shills
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>>29416396
There's a mass shilling trying to convert robots to trannies.

Somehow someone somewhere thought that if they became sissy sluts they wouldn't go shooting schools and gay bars.
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/lgbt/ shitposters realise nobody on this website likes them so they're going full cancermode and claiming we dont like them because of homophobia.

tl;dr faggots being faggots
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SJW shills organized a raid campaign this summer and fagposting is part of it. There are also some actual fags here too that play along with it.
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At first I thought they were made by fetishists, but the sheer number of them now makes me ponder.

I'm into boypussy myself.
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>>29416443

They don't even make good traps. And they're gonna be depressed and kill themselves even without tittie skittles
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>>29416396
robots cant find a woman to fuck so the natural next step is to become gay
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do you actually think this is some jewish conspiracy and im a jew being paid for posting my thoughts
lol
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first you take someone whose ashamed of their sexuality

then you expose them to the idea of a dramatic crusade, it's not their fault, they're the victims of an evil system that perverted them in order to keep them docile, and if left unchecked they will do it to others
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It's the Jews who are funding the Reddit / /lgbt/ invasion of shills trying to convince /r9k/ to become gay to destroy the white race, western culture, and make money from people buying crossdressing clothes.

This is 100% really what is happening and if you disagree you are a cancer cuck Jew liberal bernie bro
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>>29416459
How do we fight back?
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>>29416477
They would like that as well.
Turn robots into trannies or make robots an hero.

They win on both ways.
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HMMM
i wonder who could be behind those posts
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>>29416499
By getting a loan, working hard and contributing to society.
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>>29416499
Same as any newfags, post gore to scare them away.
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>>29416396
Honestly it's a good idea. All these robots will never get laid conventionally. They so bitterly complain about women getting to pick and choose suiters, so at least they feel like they get a little equity when they decide which guy they want to pump their ass.
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>>29416532
Why are you even supporting that shit?

Do you think robots will get laid if they become gay / trannies? They won't pass.

They will look like sad depressed gay autists on hormones and NO ONE will want to stick their dick in them/
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>>29416499
Convert to Islam and shoot up gay night clubs and stone whores and throw faggots off roof tops because western civilization has failed. SJWs won't be able to touch you.
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>>29416396
You rumbled us.

You have discovered the terrible secret: /r9k/ all along was just a plot to turn the next generation of American youths into homosexual amphibian misogynists who poop in used takeout cartons.

The plan indeed was almost entirely successful!
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>>29416506
>muh false dichotomy

or you end up with someone who's intensely dysphoric and channels that into bloodlust

i don't see it credible that an actual homosexual would pump out tons of hentai and gay hitler propaganda, unless they were mentally disturbed. some edgy alt-right shitheads from baphomet on the other hand, those fags hang out at tumblr all the time, they have plenty of practice with this stuff.
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>>29416487
>>29416498
>>29416512
>>29416566
whats the point in discrediting this thread, board to board raids are constant, why someone could thing that /lgbt is different?
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>>29416562
Doesn't matter if they don't pass, someone will fuck them. An average guy has his pick of the litter when it comes to gay sex.

Less of a circlejerk about being pathetic and alone is a good thing for this board.
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Well shit. I've been pushing the traps meme just because I thought r9k's obsession and idealization of them was hilarious even though they're "totally not gay".

Have I been pushing robots into becoming traps? I've just done it for like, a week, a little bit. If you don't have feminine features and don't really identity as female you should never do that, geez. It's not a way out of being a robot for most people. It can take tons of expensive surgery too.. it's not for everyone.
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let it be known that sex with other men is infinitely superior to sex with women because men don't ovulate, have accountability, know what other men like from the get-go, likely aren't religious due to the principle of homosexuality, and are equally favored amongst other men in divorce court
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>>29416717
but vaginas

vagina is literally made to make penises feel good. a man can never compete with it. maybe technology in the future has a chance
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>>29416759
>a man can never compete with it.
Not him, but vaginas look like disgusting axe wounds. Even if they're not roasties, they're okay looking at best.

Buttholes are far more aesthetic.
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>>29416759

1. Fleshlight feels better, speaking from experience
2. Fleshlights won't take you to divorce court and then expect you to pay 40% of your income in child support, same with men if you don't choose to have children.
2a. Choosing not to have children with a vagina takes careful planning and timing; this disallows the sort of passionate lovemaking that people that love sex but not children want from life.
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>>29416759
kek, maybe they can't compete with the vagina (not even sure of that though), but they sure can compete by not being a cunt
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>>29416396
It's a successful tactic for them, targeting impressionable layabouts. It's literally the only reason why they're so prominent in normalfag life.
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>>29416845
they may look nasty but the point is how good they feel, you're not going to care once you stick it in
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>>29416887
Buttholes are even tighter though.

They're superior.

>But poop
Have a proper diet and there won't be any poop if the toilet is used beforehand, if you're still worried use an enema.
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>>29416845

a e s t h e t i c

>>29416887

But you are afterward when pregnancy, child support or marriage, etc

But fine, don't care about the future when the moment is now. Go ahead and ruin your life, yolo, etc.

>>29416912

>but anuses are tighter and superior
>>but poop

pic related
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>itt we argue about why pussy is overrated

also if you aren't willing to go through a warm, wet hole because of a tiny bit of poop but you will with a woman literally pissing on you when she orgasms, you're a hypocrite and a twat.
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>>29416912
>But poop
the prep time involved is what keeps me from trying buttsex
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>>29417009

I'm surprised that nobody in this thread mentioned that oral sex is still a thing with men
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>>29417009
There is no "prep-time" if you don't have a poor diet.

It takes me five minutes beforehand to start anally masturbating. I don't use an enema because I'm always clean, but if you wanted to that would only take slightly longer.
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Nobody told me we could get paid for being gay. Where's my money??
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>>29417046
This.

I"m a NEET with gender dysphoria and I wish someone would pay me to be a depressed tranny robot.
Where's my cash Mr. Shekelstein.
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>>29417044
you can't trust every bottom to have a good diet though, if you're a top it's a problem

i suppose if you're a bottom then yea, you just need to make sure you're good and clean
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>>29417046

twenty dollars is twenty dollars :^)
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gib me boipucci
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>>29416396
LGBT faggots set the trend, so now their fellow subhuman faggots keeping posting here and bothering us.

Can you REALLY feel bad about the faggots that afghani slaughtered? Feel bad for their families. Faggots bring death upon themselves, and /r9k/ demonstrates this.

EVERY SINGLE FAGGOT IS LIKE THIS. EVERY SINGLE FAGGOT IS THIS OBNOXIOUS, THIS DISGUSTING, THIS SUBHUMAN.

Faggots, given any kind of chance, will revert to the kind of disgusting behavior you see here. Including IRL (see pride parades)
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>>29417046
This.

I'm bi and i want my FREE jew dollars for posting cute butts and dicks.
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Isn't it more likely to find a loving relationship as what you are naturally, without any kind of makeup, camera tricks, or pretending, than to try and fake something? If you are going to dislike yourself either way, isn't it easier to do it without as much effort? I imagine a relationship gives you more confidence and not as much self hate as well
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>>29417075
Aww cheer up anon
I'm sure you're a qtp2t tranny and some anon out there would really love you.
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>>29417079
And if I close my eyes I can pretend it's a girls dick!
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>>29417123

>faggots bring death upon themselves

tell your false god that he was right when you go to heaven :^)

>>29417222

>trips
>intentional logical fallacies

who do I believe
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>>29417046
>>29417129
gay for pay, ask /fit/

you need a good body though, basically this level if you want to make decent money
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1501741383
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>>29417248
I don't believe in any jew god or any other god for that matter. It's one reason I will never weep for dead faggots. It gives me glee knowing that /lgbt/ is full of people who are going to die of AIDS
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>>29417276

So then what is your purpose for hating gays? To be the edgy teenager your mom didn't want you to be?
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>>29417312
I hate queers because they insist on being obnoxious and loud and aggressive about their perversions (which no one really accepts as "equal"), attacking and bothering normal people who really don't give two fucks about them. Once faggots don't fear for their lives, then you get gay pride parades and lawsuits over wedding cakes, and subhuman faggots pestering normals on 4chan with their posts that nobody wants to see
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>>29417458

>itt we draw strawman arguments
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>>29416396
It only makes sense. Roasties are awful and robots hate them. Women have nothing to offer robots nor will they ever show them any decency. Having male companionship is better than being alone.
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>>29417511
Am I strawmanning myself? The AIDS has reached your brain
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there is a massive propaganda trying to portray homosexuality and gays in good light

ask yourself, if gay people have the same rights as normal people do and most people don't really care if ur gay or not then why does empowering gays matter?
its all a conspiracy to get men away from woman, just like whats happening in the divorce courts
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>>29417546

>a conspiracy to get men away from women

And why does this matter?
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>>29417546

lol women are useless anyway fleshlights are better

empowering gays matters because there are people with power who DO care about if you're gay
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>>29417572
>And why does this matter?

im still trying to get to the bottom of this but my theory is that liberals are trying to erase genders and break down the family

http://trushare.com/04SEP95/SE95HOLL.htm
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>>29417688

>>>/pol/

please get your neoconservative crap out of here, you are everything that is wrong with America right now
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>>29416912
>Buttholes are even tighter though.

No they're not, buttholes are only tight at the entrance.

Anal is disappointing as fuck, pussy all the way.
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>>29417688

This man's name is David Holloway. Someone order him a pizza or two.

>>29417750

c h i l d s u p p o r t
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>>29417078
>Fucking loose anal sluts
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>>29417738
see you in the divorce court
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>>29417784

>implying that I'd ever get married to a woman
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>>29417044

What is your diet, i'm always having to to an enema to masturbate anally it sucks

Also when going to gay saunas i'm always little anxious about shitting a stud
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>>29416481
talking and hanging out with guys is easier desu senpai
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Asexuality is the only answer desu
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>>29417882
Nothing special, I just eat a fair amount of fiber.
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>>29416845
Assholes look like an old wrinkly bullet wound that never healed. Vaginas look like flowers. Too bad they usually have nothing of worth attached to them, but then again, neither do twink assholes
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>>29416717
The fact that women ovulate isn't a negative, risking (or intending) impregnation is incredibly arousing. Also sex isn't about muh american divorce courts or people's accountability, why the fuck would you even marry or be committed to another dude when they don't give you kids. The whole point is to start a family otherwise it's a pointless exercise of "let's see who dies first".
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>>29418250

>vaginas look like flowers

pic related

>>29418432

>risking impregnation is incredibly arousing

child suport

>sex isn't about people's accountability

no, but it's involved.

>why would you marry or be committed to another dude when they don't give you kids

Because tax benefits + fuck buddy + family member privileges in a hospital setting + minimalization of STDs from other partners (which by the way is a benefit that straight marriages also have) + sex any time they both want it

>the whole point is to start a family

Yeah, if you're a jew.
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>>29416670

Because /lgbt/ is pure and innocent and you christian neoconservative cuckolds are getting triggered at the single instance of your sensibilities being challenged :^)
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>>29418763

4chan isn't really proof of some overarching gay agenda, but k :^)
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>>29416396
It's a raid. Don't bother reporting them, mods do nothing.

Don't bother calling them out on it. "You're insane, wow hurr hurr boipussy is the best go away. Yer the raider hurr" is the guaranteed response.

Just post once, informing other anons of the raid, then move on.
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>>29418841

but anon, boipussi [b]is[/b] the best :^)
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Faggots can't be robots. Prove me wrong.
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>>29416396
It didn't take them long to flood this thread. This is what happens when you try and bring attention to this problem. Where the fuck are the mods?
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>>29418938

I believe that you are mistaken, as my existence happens to be the antithesis of what you exhibit the belief of being true in regards to.

happy, r9k filters?
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>>29419072
Please explain your existence to me so I may challenge my viewpoint unless some sort of folly inferes either of us

desu
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>>29419138
I am, therefore I am

Tautologies are superior logic

dayo~n
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>>29418521
>>risking impregnation is incredibly arousing
>child suport
Abstract ideas like child support don't remove a man's biological urge to procrate wtf. Somebody having sex is rarely rationally analysing the long term implications of what they're doing.

>because tax benefits
None of those are really worth shit. Interdependence just for its own sake is a bad thing.

>Yeah, if you're a jew.
What? That's what the structures are meant to be built around, everything else is incidental or a perversion.
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I always try and ask this in the gay/tranny pushing threads but never get a reply.

There threads imply being gay is a choice, this rails against what the gay lobby was pushing, born this way, so you shouldn't punish gay people and they should have equal rights etc.

But it seems like these people are more agreeing with the old religious people where you can just chose to like things with dicks?

either way they should stay in their containment board.
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because i want a gay robot bf
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