How the fuck do I walk
>>29415854
It's a lot like running but slower
>>29415854
don't do the virgin walk. that's grounds for disqualification from employment.
run instead, you'll increase your pain tolerance, blood pressure and die earlier
don't walk with hands in your pockets
also don't bounce
>>29415854
Good posture, confidence in your direction, look like you belong wherever you're going.
>tfw you are 22 years old and you still still have to walk manually
Don't do the masturbation walk either. Red flag.
>>29415854
i don't know how to control my arms while I walk. They feel awkward.
>>29416069
>masturbation walk
kek, wtf is this?
>>29416102
just combine the two words into one action silly
>>29416082
Arms to the sides. Rotate them in small counter clockwise circles. After a while it becomes second nature.
>>29416102
Like the virgin walk, women can tell when you've masturbated by the way you walk. If you like you're too relaxed women will know you've just masturbated. But if you look to tense women will know you're a virgin. The key is to just be natural and find somewhere in the middle.
Once you've found that medium you can further tweak your walk so that you avoid the low credit score walk.
>>29415854
Like an Egyptian.
Fuck, I'm 30 years old and I'm still not sure. I walk manually everytime I'm in public. Anyway, vote trump. Deport blacks.
you have to use your entire body
Follow the steps:
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>29416205
This. Don't be too tense, don't relax too much, just be________yourself_________
>>29415854
Like a virgin, but only if you are one.
If you are not a virgin, just move one foot in front of the other and repeat until you are in your destination.
