>Hey, Anon, I ran out of toilet paper...Could I use your tongue for a second? Please?
Hop into the shower with me, I'll help you.
>>29415400
How about you take your ass and shove it up your ass
>>29415400
How about my dick?
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splat
how about i sniff your sissy ass homoboy
>>29415400
That's disgusting how about no, I can't believe you even asked me that stacey
>>29415400
I poop a solid log in my hand and stick it in her ass.
>>29415400
>>29415400
>>29415400
Her ass is clearly clean.
>>29415400
>>29415547
>implying this isn't my fetish
Daily reminder: you can't be a robot if you don't have a scat or at least watersports fetish
>>29415508
>somebody actually took the time to type this out
Holy kek
>>29415747
You are the worst pedos to ever live. Im here as almost 49 year old male who lives on his own saying your sexuality is what YOU make it. In this way, it almost becomes a self fulfilling prophecy, you will become a pedo asshole if you tell yourself you need to. I regularly stay up watching adult porn, reading adult porn books ... I still love to ice cream onto loli, but I don't really care about my mother at all because she fucks old men. we are close in our own sexual way though. I make my living as a professional porno maker, and I am very lucky to be one of the more in demand jizz soloists and rust trombonists in the Boston area. I make 95 percent of my income through gags (deepthroats as you call them) and recording sex. I go to the gym because I care about my dick being in shape. My point being, just because you get older and grow up doesn't mean you start liking new things, or that you become a different person. The people who "claim" they do are liars or have simply lost their true way.
Fucking degenderate Saracen, thou shalt not break me.
>>29415847
>tfw this isn't pasta
You never guess where the original came from ss
>>29415936
you haven't met johnny neptune yet?
>>29416397
What? Do you mean the photo?
>>29416554
no this pasta
http://www.liveninegag.com/Media/aopzqBe
it was actually prepared in the jew ovens of 9gag.
>>29416585
That cartoon had nothing to do with ass-eating. I am disappoint.
>>29415400
why do i want to put my dick in that so badly
fuck this, is castration my only option?
