>You'll never be a mech pilot fighting for mars independence against an oppressive earth government
>You will never be a powerful warlock standing on the edge of a cliff as the gentle breeze moves through your black cloak
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>you'll never touch a boob
Why even live
Originaroo
>you'll never lay dying in a pool of mud from a bullet wound wishing you were back on /r9k/ before WW3 started
>>29413723
This one could still happen
>ywn participate in famous historical battles like Sekigahara or WW1 and rise up in the ranks as a top general
If I'm able to overcome depression and work according to my plan, in roughly 40 years or so youll all be able to do all these things.
>you'll never transcend ego consciousness in the dense jungle of another planet as the enormous indigenous beasts tear down the trees to face you in a duel of primal intuition, and then after you slay them trip balls on some psychedelic plants while swimming the in warm springwater with some mermaid babes
>you will never take control of your laziness
Seriously, has anyone beaten chronic-pathological tier laziness? How?
>>29413648
>oppressive earth government
It's only been 2 generations and the Marsfags have already forgotten where they came from.
>you'll never adventure into long forgotten crypts and temples in search for enchanted artifacts that will help you on your quest to save your kingdom from the cannibalistic invaders
