Who here /devilish/?
>go to a board where the regulars get mad easily, like /a/
>post an intentionally shitty opinion, try to sound as much of an underaged redditor newfag as possible
>take any pic I have saved in my computer, rename it to image.jpg and upload it
>>29413443
That's not devilish, that's just regular autism.
>>29413443
>Go to store
>Ask me if I am looking for something
>Let me see stuff
>Say: "I will get back here later when I have decided what to buy"
>Never come back
>Cashier tells me "Have a good day"
>Don't
>>29413457
Damn, you're a fucking natural.
>>29413443
>Mummy says to go to bed at midnight
>Go to bed at one past midnight instead
>work in store
>customer asks where to find something
>say "sorry, it's my first day and im not sure where everything is yet. you can always ask one of the other employees :^)"
>actually been there for 3 years and know exactly where what they need is
>>29414249
Fucking devilish indeed. What a strategic tactic.
>Be 5'11" 165 pounds
>Girl in store asks me if she can help me while I was looking at t-shirts.
>Ask her if she has shirts in 4xl while I tug on my shirt.
>She goes blank for a moment, and tells me they don't carry that size.
>While she is watching, continue to grab 2xl shirts and place it on my chest looking at mirrors.
>2xl is still massive, almost hitting my knees.
>>29413443
>be front of the line for left turn
>light turns green
>wait
>everyone honking
>turns yellow
>count to 2
>go
>person right behind me gets caught by red
>Any hotel I ever visit
>Always masturbate at night because I need sleep.
>Masturbate on my back close to edge of bed
>Every time I am about to cum, I turn my body so that my cum hits the carpet.
>Do this multiple times before I leave the hotel.
>Always avoid stepping in that same spot.
>Cumstains are very noticeable on carpet.
>>29414401
This is why I fucking carpets. They stink and are hard to clean
>go to /v/
>start a pc master race thread
>call everyone a delusional consolefag
>I only play on my 3ds and phone
