Post your funny WE WUZ KINGZ shit, robots.
Pic related.
>>29413149
It is funny because it is the truth. Such people as Hannibal, Shakespeare and Jesus were all black.
>>29413176
Where the fuck are those bricks on the rope hanging from? The moon?
>>29413176
>niggers are THIS deluded
Pic related, typical subsaharan nig delusion
>>29413485
Scientists are still figuring it out, don't ask me
>>29413514
Modern Eyptians are Arab rapebabies, it isn't the same as it was in the past
WE WUZ KRANG N SHIET!
>>29413540
You only have to look at ancient Egyptian art and sculptures to see they had features closer to Arabs/Europeans than they did any negro features
>B-but we wuz Kings!
Isn't this exactly what whites do to try and claim they are superior despite being neet/blue collar?
>>29413540
invasions account for less than 10% of the DNA in the Modern Egyptian population supposedly
>>29413739
No. Claiming superiority because of racial association is sad, but not as sad as claiming superiority because of racial association with false accomplishments.
White people actually conquered the world. Black people have to make up lies about the accomplishments of their race in order to feel pride.
>>29413777
They do not necessary have to lie, legit African kingdoms and kings did exist - just not Egyptian or North African. But is sad to need ancestors to be pride anyway.
>>29413149
>POLICE ARE RACYSS BECAUSE THEY THINK WE ALL R THE SAME BECAUSE WE BLACK
>WE THE SAME FOLKS AS THE EASTERN AFRICANS BECAUSE BECAUSE WE'RE ALSO BLACK
>>29413777
>White people actually conquered the world.
One day you will no longer poo in the loo white man. Your time of wooden ships and pathogen spreading is long past.
>>29413914
White man here, I have an 8.5" cock and will pillage your women for the sake of my own ego.
I just wanted to let you know.
>>29413914
I know bruv, just trying to enjoy the way down.
It was a good run.
>>29413873
Of course they had kings and chiefs and what not (the notion that 'there were black people in high positions somewhere sometime' is a revelation to them is pretty sad in itself), but those civilisations weren't really prestigious like the Egyptians in a cradle of civilisation type of way.
Civilisation only came about after people left Sub-Saharan Africa.
>>29414538
>>29414553
WHAT? how?
What did he mean by this?
>>29413751
because they're just arab.
the coptics, whom the muslim arabs all hate, are of actual egyptian-greek descent, and whom follow the greek christian orthodoxy.
We wuz kingz in egypt
>>29414611
I misused an expression, English not being my first language, and it annoyed me, I meant to say 'call it quits'. Then I revised my post and decided to go minimal.
I take my shitposting seriously.
>>29414615
No, Arabs were the invaders. They are culturally Arab for a large part, but Egyptians do not have mostly Arab genes.
>>29413514
>I habe muh big dick
>It means I am the supreme human
>I must ignore I also have a big black chimpy jaw that easily sets me appart from other races depicted in historic artifacts.
>>29413739
Yeah pretty much. Lots of white supremacists like to believing that they're Nordic kings. But even vikings thought that there was a class of slaves, within their own community. They don't realize that they would probably be a slave or poor farmer in any period.
>>29413176
>Hannibal
>Black
>We were kings.
All of you? I'm pretty sure there were less than 40 egyptian kings in all of history and the rest of you were either the small upper class and then the 95% majority were slaves.
So you're essentially celebrating what was likely your own slavery at the hands of the elite class.
Just like today!
>>29413739
No, it is just to see how far black lies could go.
If blacks where super advanced and sensible on top of being musclebound behemoths with foorlong wangs, then how come lirtle bitchy dumb caucasians manged to steal their shit?!
>>29413777
>>29414577
>Implying the Nubians haven't conquered Ancient Egypt before the whites did
>>29413176
Jesus wasn't black, he was a Jew, retard
>>29414943
>If blacks where super advanced and sensible on top of being musclebound behemoths with foorlong wangs, then how come lirtle bitchy dumb caucasians manged to steal their shit?!
Same thing they did with Native Americans, Anon-San
>>29414828
>reading comprehension
I was supporting the argument you fucking retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeEEWXbLNQs
WE WUZ KINGS
OREGANO TREMOLO
>>29415043
Amerindians sat around holding their dicks for 13,000 years, they had their chance to be humans
I once googled "Why did white people invent everything?" and had a good laugh.
>"Automobile- automobiles were base on chariots created by the Indo-Iranians."
>>29413873
Shitty tribal confederations are the equivalent of white people bragging about pre-Kievan Rus slavs or something. It's just laughable. These chimps didn't even use written language.
>>29414869
>white supremacist
meme term applied to pretty much everyone to the right of Leon Trotsky.
>>29415330
>>29415358
>Muh whiteness
>All other races are scum
>We are the superior race
>>29415027
Yesssss. Of course he was go-guy.
The jews were also poor oppressed egyptian slaves who built the pyramids, heheheheh. Never forget the 600,000 slaves goyim.
Never forget.
>>29415398
>m...muh strawmen!
>take THAT whitey!
You don't have to be a white nationalist to recognize putting something like "Great Zimbabwe" on the level of Imperial Rome is dishonest at best and absurd at worst.
http://realhistoryww.com/
I can't tell if this is satire but it is literally one of the funniest things i have ever read
why are the albinos suppressing the truth about Charles I?
http://realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/Misc/Crests/Crests_2.htm
>>29415419
>Implying Rome was the best empire
Yeah, Mongolians and Ottomans would like a word with you
>>29415480
lmao
>Your portrait's almost done ... there!
>Why have you drawn me so pale?
imo the site is legit, just going by how much of it there is. It's amazing
>>29415648
>roaches
They had like 1500 years of tech to help their administration, and a unified religion. And they basically just incorporated other Beyliks and "controlled" sand monkey tribes. Their achievements were all based on their white Christian slave soldiers anyway
