>The virgin walk is a real thing.
Not that anyone will call you out on it, but people know about the virgin walk. Virgin walk= Head down, eye contact with ground, hands in pockets, rushing for no reason and taking up as least space as possible.
You have to have your head up, chest out, shoulders back, hands by your side and be walking with a purpose, never look at the ground and maintain eye contact with girls until they look away if they look back and smile. Either go talk to them or don't at this stage.
>People know when you have just masturbated.
Most people wait until no ones home or until really late of a night so they can clean themselves immediately after. If you don't people can smell it on you and even after you have done it. Same as weed the smell hangs around for a little while.
>You have to slay a few dragons before you get the princess.
Everyone including Chads and Staceys have sex with unattractive people because its not a big deal. You have to lower your standards and work your way up. Also alot of Chad/stacys have gay experiences. Like alot of them chads.
>Social lies are real
Nearly everyone lies in social situations especially about relationships and sex. Example:
"When's the last time you had sex?"
Answer:
"What, like in the last hour?"
Dont say never or anything over 2 weeks ago.
>People research on how to have sex
Don't go doing the shit you see in pornos. Read up on everything.
>Girls don't love the way boys do.
You guys have to stop putting girls up on the pedestal especially the 5/10 average girls. You think you're the first to call them pretty? fuck no, literally everyone does. Go for ugly girls first(that's what alcohol is for) then go straight for the 10/10s.
>Dating apps will only work in your favor if you're a Chad.
Unless you're a perfect 10 dating apps are pretty shit. Some get lucky though, but you have a way better chance in person, that's how the ugly guys with hot girlfriends do it. Watch videos on how to approach women.
>>29411930
I wonder how many you'll get
>people smell your faps
This is bullshit
I never took a wiff and said "huh that guy next to me just played with himself"
>>29411930
>>29411965
>>29411971
ITT: Faggots pretending to fall for this bait
>You can find traps in your area by searching "*your area* transexual escorts".
Example: Melbourne transexual escorts. fucking heaps there and thats Australia. easymode is in USA i think
>You make the most progress in the first year of the gym.
That's why you think chads are genetically gifted. Well they are but you can have the same bodies in 2 years. 1.5 years for chads.
>No one cares where you work
It's that you have a job that matters. People don't judge you for working (except soccer moms but fuck them they're cunts).
>>29411971
That's because he took a shower. Also you get used to the smell.
>>29411930
>tfw it's an "SJW Shill Tries To Normie-lize Robots"
Either you are and alpha chad or you aren't.
Fuck off normie, you aren't fooling any of us here.
>>29411999
>>No one cares where you work
>It's that you have a job that matters. People don't judge you for working (except soccer moms but fuck them they're cunts).
is this true?
>>29411999
>>You make the most progress in the first year of the gym.
>That's why you think chads are genetically gifted. Well they are but you can have the same bodies in 2 years. 1.5 years for chads.
been going to the gym for 1 year straight now, i have stayed pretty much the same i only feel better physicly but i am far from being a hunk with a sixpack, that shit is impossible, i went 3 days a week
>People will give you shit tests.
Like "Are you still are virgin?" or "do you have a girlfriend?" It's to see if you get awkward around the questions. If you do then its obvious you are a virgin.
>>29412038
>is this true?
Sorta.
18-28/30 it doesn't really matter
by 30 you should be at least starting a career
>>29412038
Yes. a job is better than no job. Even in movies chads have shitty jobs. Everyone does.
Also read /fit/s sticky. it takes 5 minutes and it teaches you that eating is more important than gym and that 5x5 beginner programs are better
>>29412038
>been going to the gym for 1 year straight now, i have stayed pretty much the same i only feel better physicly but i am far from being a hunk with a sixpack, that shit is impossible, i went 3 days a week
then you're not doing it right
i made more progress in 3 months than i've seen people with 2 year progress pics on /fit/ make.
>>29412067
>>29412079
yeha i know /fit/ sticky but the eating is a problem i cant do that so fuck it
>>29412079
>i made more progress in 3 months than i've seen people with 2 year progress pics on /fit/ make.
this is not to say I completely shit on everyone, i should clarify; I made more progress in 3 months of lifting on a dedicated program and diet than people who've posted supposed 2 year pics made. In some cases they look almost exactly the same.
>>29411930
>Head down, eye contact with ground, hands in pockets, rushing for no reason and taking up as least space as possible.
This is just the engineer walk, not the virgin walk. I'm sure there's quite a bit of overlap, but non-virgin engineers do this, too.
>>29412089
>the eating is a problem i cant do that so fuck it
not gonna make it brah
even the poorest of poorfags can get /fit/, just supplement with whey/peanut butter
a tub of whey costs like $15 at walmart and will last you quite some time. This is personal experience but a protein shake also filled me up as well.
also FYI to normies protein shakes are literally steroids
>>29412089
750ml whole milk
2 table spoons peanut butter
1 banana
30g Oatmeal flour (blended oats to a flour)
1 serving of your protien shake (chocolate i hope)
Blend that up until smooth and we're going to finish that off with 1 tbps of Olive oil. Quick blend.
Done
drink a few of them on top of what should be 4 -6 meals a day.
>>29412116
>>29412118
i already take protein im just very tall and skinny from myself
>>29412122
3-month brah here, I'm 6'4". There's no excuse to be a scrawny lanklet.
>>29412104
>Engineers are weird as fuck and are a prime example of robots making it.
Thats going on the board my man. Good shit. It's also true.
>>29412116
Get Sustagen hospital formula. That's what they give the underweight skellys coming out of hospital. AUS $21.99
>>29411930
I really hope no one believes any of that shit
>>29412122
Yea so was i. But it's all about eating. You have to eat until you're about to throw up,wait until your good then do it again. 4 meals a day minimum. Do GOMAD to stretch your stomach and give you a hand with calories. Its seriously 90% eating 10%gym
>>29412122
It's mostly in the diet if you want to get big or even if you want to lose weight.
If you wanna get big eat chicken and rice and drink lots of chocolate milk
If you want to lose weight, stop eating sugar and processed foods.
simple stuff, but hard to stick to
>>29412153
Whats not true?
>>29411930
Most intense bullshit i read in a while, probably writtten by a 25+ virgin NEET
Kill yourself faggot
>>29412463
Go fuck yourself pleb.
>>29412491
he got youyr number faggot haha
btfo
>>29411930
But I'm a virgin and I walk with my head high. The only reason I avoid eye contact is because I have nystagmus and it physically pains me to maintain it for a while. Also partially due to being self-conscious of that.
