There's this girl in my chemistry lab class who is pretty cute so I gathered up the courage to send her an email to let her know how I feel towards her. Ever since its been pretty awkward and weird between us. She has a boyfriend btw
You're a fking robot... what did you expect?
>>29411648
I think underage kids should be banned.
But this isn't real. It can't be.
on the slim chance this isn't a troll the thing you did wrong was send a big long stupid autistic and creepy email
I thought I was being witty and quirky
atomic facepalm
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger, Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to named drawn Japanese people?" I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Fuck of back to Facebook summerfag your not a robot
This seems real enough to me, you'd be surprised at what you see when you're not the one writing cringe stuff all the time
Guys what do I do? I read OPs' email and put my palm clear through my face and now my arm is stuck. I'm scared.
>>29411648
>Autistic enough to write a girl an essay but not even proofread it for spelling and grammar.
Jesus Christ.
I hope this is a troll. Also when you quoted the anime why did you ask her if she had seen it then explain it like she assuming she hadn't? Why not just give me the quote straight out and tell her it's from your anime either she would have seen it (lol) or she wouldn't have.
I don't know why but the way you said that whole anime thing has me frustrated the most out if this love letter.
Also, it's fucking weird to ask a girl out who is taken and ask for a reason why she is interested. You really want to be her second choice?
Another thing, I don't know why you think the only reason she wouldn't date you is cos you are not attractive or cos she's not single.
Autism.
740 you belong here stop your bitching
>>29411740
how did this get through the robot
I read the first sentence
Then skipped down to the middle and saw "As Great Teacher Onizuka said"
And then I became sure this was either fake and stupid or just stupid, either way not worth reading
>What am I doing wrong?
Everything?
Why the fuck are you sending retarded letters to girls with BFs?
It's obviously fake.
Please stop replying like if it was real, that's a bit cringy. :/
>>29411648
If this is real I hope you seriously consider killing yourself. This is creepy on so many levels and belongs in a cringe thread
i think after me sending this letter she was still nice and friendly and stuff but she start to ignore me after i sent another email last week. i just wanted to get through to her but i think i made a huge mistake in doing so.
Hahahaha, holy fucking shit. Never go full autist.
Dude, you actually quoted anime at a non-weeb? If you don't see what's wrong,you belong in /r9k/ hell.
second part of the email
Out of the frying pan, into the deep fryer.....
Dude. Never show that lower level.
>>29411893
>>29411906
trying too hard. 3/10 since you got a couple dozen replies but had to write a novel to get them
>>29411906
>Finding Nemo
My sides are in great pain.
>>29411893
>>29411906
Bait. How in the fuck could anyone be this re re? She told you she doesn't even want to be friends anymore, and you think that means she likes you? What the fuck is wrong with you? This is beyond retarded, I don't even want know anything else just please stop.
I seriously don't believe you. None are this retarded.
>>29411648
Quoting anime.
>>29411906
wew lad
originally, of course.
OP, leave her alone. Now. She will fuck you up with stalking charges
>>29411906
>please don't hate me
Why must you remind me of my teenage self?
>>29411648
Daily reminder. Unless you've already fucked you shouldn't be mentioning love or your feelings. Also, love letters are only nice to receive if you're already in a relationship with that person. Any other situation, its just weird.
