>tfw no domestic violence bf
>>29411457
My dad is an alcoholic and my parents hate each other
Does that count?
>>29411457
my dad used to beat that much that i developed a diarrhea whenever he came back home from the work.
my mom was screaming at me with hysterical voice and slapping my face until her hands got swollen that much that she couldn't hold a cup of tea that evening.
and there's quite more to tell...
My last girlfriend left me because I throttled her, forcing her to lock herself in the bathroom while I hit the door and yelled at her. Can I be ur bf? :)
>>29411457
>>29412329
Kek. Cutest thing i've seen on 4chin :).
>>29411457
>Tfw no angry slav bf
I've always felt like spanking is the best domestic abuse, 'cause what are they going to do? Call the police and tell them their boyfriend spanked them? Even her best friends would just laugh about it. And unlike a black eye, no one sees the marks if they aren't willingly shown.
The perfect crime
>>29411457
I'll fuck you and fuck you up if you want me to
Can someone make an actual KHHV female thread with template? I feel like looking for a bf today :^)
me >>29413309
>>29413480
You're an oldfag, aren't you?
>>29413856
year of 2007, why?
>>29412452
This is bloody genius. Im gonna do this to my gf next time she pisses me off
>>29413480
pls i would really like this
>>29411457
>tfw no gf to beat the shit out of then fuck
