>W-will you go to church with me anon?
Sure I'll walk you there.
>>29411396
We're not going to the church.
>>29411468
>w-where do you w-want to take me then?
Sure, grab a head shawl. We're going to an Orthodox church. I hope you wore comfortable shoes because the service is three hours long and you have to stand.
>church
>religion
>no s3x before marriage
>marriage in church
>christening children
>forcing relogion on children
>forcing religion on myself
RED ALERT RED ALERT
run away from this crazy bitch
*tips fedora
I'm an atheist, all's I know is fucking.
>>29411396
I can tolerate going to church and the shit that goes along with it if it meant gettong a cute gf, but I don't find myself to either be religious, nor atheist.
I would go to church if my family did but we don't, and that shits insanely boring and mind numbing. I like the idea of a god, but I don't like the rules that come with being Catholic and the insanity that is the bibiblay.
I'd be willing to attend a church if it meant I could have a qt loyal wife to mate with.
No, we are going to synagogue.
>>29411846
thanks but I don't worship satan
>>29411544
stop with this stupid "meme"
>>29411396
No, fuck off, cripple.
I hear church is a good place to pick up grills.
>>29411396
"don't you have Jesus to support you?"
I will fuck Jesus' ass and make him humble.
>>29412262
Zootopia or fedora-tipping?
God doesn't love crips
>>29413215
fedora tipping
that meme is beaten to death
As long as you ain`t a protestant-fag, sure.
Meh, it encapsulates stereotypically atheist people.
I really am an atheist, btw.
>>29411396
>"s-sure, show me the way"
>*trips girl*
>girls are still considered hot if disabled.
>any guy who gets disabled is disgusting though.
For men: You can't use your legs? good looking earning money and getting girls.
For women: oh poor thing, you need extra attention. Someone get this girl som money
>>29411468
holy shit fucking kekked
>>29411396
Sorry baby, but I'm not a christcuck
>>29411396
No I'm Not religious I identify with secular Buddhism and Taoism more
I perceive religion to be a crutch *ethereal fedora tip*
>>29411396
Handicap women are so much easier to rape.
>>29411396
>church
>skirt higher than knees
I hope you trip you fake whore
>>29413872
>I'm Not religious
>I identify with secular Buddhism
pick one and only one
>>29411396
No. I cant because Im Jewish.
(But if I was a goy, I still wouldnt go because christianity is a crock of shit and Im not degrading myself by going inside a church, and neither should anyone else, no matter what the cost, even if it means be single for life, the truth is just more important, in the end)
>>29411468
What a humourous comment.
I like it when people invite me to church because I feel too guilty to go myself, being unable to believe in god. I do genuinely enjoy a good church service though, and a nicely built church.
>>29411396
Nah, I'm going to ride my bike.
>all these atheist edgelords
no wonder you're all single losers
>>29411396
Does she have the same disease as Joker from Mass Effect?
>>29411396
FUCK OFF
>push her the fuck down
>steal her crutches and bounce
>>29414337
You gonna do wheelies on em?
>>29411396
I'm a good catholic boy so yeah sureAs long as it's just an hour of 'peace be with you' and cookies and wine. If it's longer than that, I'm out.
>>29411396
Sure why not, sis.
>>29411396
no i cannot because if i were to tell her the truth that god made her that way then she wouldnt handle it
>>29411396
Of course, I'll be delighted to. May God bless you for your kind heart my dear. *tips crucifix*
>>29411613
>being Catholic
theres your problem
>>29414727
Yea Catholic church makes me want to fucking kill myself. Catholicism is literally just a corrupted version of Christianity too.
>>29414773
>a corrupted version
How many nails did that fag Martin Luther plow into your skull for you to be THIS retarded?
>>29414773
the thing is... they have the most innocent women there. unlike other sects where the women are vapid cunts. Mormon momen are ok too.
>>29414797
>indulgences buying intensifies
church is just full of old people and married couples now. Not religious anyway, sorry roastie.
ok optimus prime LMAO
>>29414797
Hey man, I'm the pope gimme 20 bucks and you'll go to heaven. I am the literal voice of God and everything I say is right. I'll leave the Bible untranslated so your peasant ass won't read it and you'll stay loyal to me, you little fuckboy.
>>29414801
Catholic women are roasties. A lot of them sleep around and are only Catholic when it's convenient for them. But I guess the same could be said for a lot of Christian women.
>>29411396
Sorry no I'm tamil. Maybe ask chad, he'll probably pity fuck you afterwards.
>>29411468
what a witty quip
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>>29414043
Those don't believe in higher power bring though. You can't become god status in Christianity because it ain't allowed son. However you can reach nirvana
Kappa
i'm too enlightened, etc
enjoy your day m'lady
tips hat
mountain dew
>>29411846
But I left my wallet at home, anon
