>*boom* *boom* *boom*
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
>WAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEE
>*deafening roar fills the air*
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEEE
>*wagies running for their lives scrambling underneath manhole covers*
>TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>*buildings tremble*
>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
>*windows shatter and car alarms spring to life across the city*
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
>>29410933
I just wanted to remind you that we have an outing scheduled for today, and we hope to see you on the green.
>>29410895
Thisis always funny.
Now THIS is shitposting.
*Holds up spork*
>>29410895
The power fantasy of a moneyless, unambitious, pussy-drying class of men. How comical.
>>29410975
That looks like a man, what a faggot. I've seen cats with more ass than that.
>>29410975
>body of a teenage boy
>sun burnt
>alligator elbows
Take some time to moisturize at least, I'm sure your boss will let you take a bathroom break or something.
>>29410953
It's a bit rainy here, so I might have to give that a miss. My plan for today is to continue language learning, do some other reading, and maybe have a cosy nap in the afternoon.
>>29410997
wut are you gay?
>>29411003
That's sounds quite comfy, my friend. I was thinking about making a peanut butter sandwich and sitting down to read some nice science fiction literature, what will you be reading this fine morning?
>>29410895
I'll pay this thread, made me chuckle.
Enjoy this bright and shining moment while it's new (shit like this will be posted a few times before the whole board has seen it), because soon, it'll just be more unoriginal shitposting.
Also, this:
>>29410975
Never forget - you only survive as long as society tolerates you.
>>29411034
>wh40k shit
>literature
Don't kid yourself.
>>29411048
At least I have time to read it and judge it for myself.
>>29410895
this was actually pretty original and clever today, for once
>>29411000
>implying you wouldn't suck these fat titties and call me mommy ;^)
>>29411064
Joke's on you, I have time as well and I know how to use it better. Enjoy being low-tier in the NEET hierarchy.
>>29411089
>fat
At least you got one thing right.
You need to take some time off and exercise, what good is having a job if you die early and don't reach retirement?
>>29411104
What was the last thing you read, if you're such a patrician?
>>29410895
>the delusions of a /r9k/ poster while he sits in his room furiously masturbating to anime
>>29411107
Uh-oh! Someone's feeling cranky. It's okay, honey, you don't have to be a functioning member of society.
Is this what you wanted to see, sweetheart? Feel free to lick mommy's ass, tee hee!
>>29411190
I understand your butt having poo on it due to being rushed off the toilet by your boss, but where do you find the time to get your vagina stretched out?
>>29411204
It doesn't get stretched out by any of you, that's for sure ;^)
>>29411223
Evidently not, this may be why I inquired as to when you do it.
>>29411190
Is this supposed to make us horny or something? You're just a basic bitch, you have nothing on you. 4/10
>>29411255
You're still a virgin so it doesn't matter anyway.
>>29411264
So who raped you at a young age, your dad, uncle, or you're step dad? I've seen this profile of basic bitch hundreds of times. Maybe you'll find someone who can rape you like daddy one day.
>>29411274
Absolutely wew lad.
>>29411255
Ever since my boyfriend showed me this gay ass board I've just read some of the threads from time to time just to laugh. But I couldn't contain myself when I saw this mega-retarded thread. I thought I'd remind you all of what you'll never have and show you my tits, ass, and pussy. You really should be thanking me, cucky :)
>>29411290
>what you'll never have
I laughed in real life. You just look like disposable white trash.
>>29411274
retard alert lol. I assure you, these pictures are legit and original. there's more where that came from if you want; just call yourself a pathetic beta cuck and I'll post another :^)
>>29411089
You are what you eat. Your tits must eat pepperoni.
>>29411325
Virgin spotted there.
>>29411314
I'm a pathetic beta cuck, post shoe on head with timestamp, you can censor your face.
>>29410975
>>29411089
>>29411190
>white patches on skin
>wide ass hips
>tries to cover up baseball sized nipples
>acne on your ass
>nubby fingers
>looks like you've never worked out a day in your life
stop trying, you're a 3/10 to chad and that's assuming you have a decent face
lmao neets are so dumb. there are no women itt. youre just getting rused by shit faggot.
>>29411378
I'm not a NEET, I am simply passing the time before I head off to the mines.
These threads are the fucking best
Thank you anon
>>29410895
Thisis a good example of the neet superiority
>>29411274
that'll be the day
>>29410975
>>29411089
>>29411190
Chad with a job here, I'm actually about to leave for work.
Burn in hell roastie.
>>29410956
Are you the same guy on every NEET thread for the past few months or is it a forced meme?
>>29410895
*Jaeger arrives*
Pick on Someone your own size! Leave my employees alone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjXGyY6SVlY
>>29410895
Is it time? Is it happening?
THE INFINITE WAVES OF WAGIE CONSCRIPTS WILL CRASH INTO YOU UNTIL YOU MEET YOUR DEMISE, MONSTER.
WE ARE DRIVEN BY THE GREAT MACHINE OF SOCIETY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US IS A LITTLE COG, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US IS INCONSEQUENTIAL.
YOU LIVE FOR YOURSELF, YOU ARE CONSTRAINED BY THE FEAR OF DEATH.
BLOOOD BLOOOD BLOOOOOOOOOD
>tfw i bought my own tendies
>tfw i dont bring my family shame
WAAAAGIE
*blinding light forms in the NEET's mouth*
TICK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
*laser fires and passes across the city*
*skyscrapers sliced with perfect cuts and begin to slide off their supports*
*wagies inside rationalize their impending doom as them being productive*
*loud booming laughter bellows from the NEET as he begins to stomp around*
*entire city collapses into the ground*
