>tfw 31 year old kissless hugless virgin
>5 foot fucking 1
>4 inch pencil dick
>no friends
>no family
>zero social life
>last time invited to a party/wedding/social event was when i was 12 years old
>work 10-4 at a fucking post office
daily reminder that inferior worthless fucks like me exist to make you feel better about yourself
Your loss is not my gain anon-san
>>29410147
If Danny DeVito can make it so can you.
do you want to change? or do you just wallow in your sadness and despair?
>4 INCHES IS SMALL
Is it really or are you just playing up your miserableness?!
>>29410147
Life isn't fair anon, it's fucking awful. Everybody has things they don't like, some more than others
For your sake I hope you find happiness and contentment
>>29410172
Danny Devito is the famous movie star of Going Ape! and Deck the Halls.
>>29410286
And an acclaimed director. And has a hot as fuck daughter.
>>29410172
You've seen his haggard kike of a wife haven't you?
Is that really making it?
>>29410147
why are people being mean to OP?
why are all you assholes you have it better than him talking about how everyone has it unfair? would you trade your life for his? no? well then have some sympathy
i hope things get better for you OP
hang in there
you got a bad break, but you still might make it
>tfw no polite robot to give my mail to
I sell stuff online so I have to go several times per week to drop stuff off...half of the employees are awful and I never understand what they're saying
>>29410312
So what he still fucked unlike op so yeah he is making it
5'1 wow OP I'm sorry breh. I gotta say though I kind of want to be a manlet
I wanna be a little manlet tiny dick bitch and somehow one of these amazons falls for me.
I don't even want to be with her but my tiny legs keep me from ever escaping so I acquiesce and try to survive.
When she gets frisky she palms the top of my head and picks me up and hauls me to the bedroom. My former room. My race car bed now my sexual prison.
I am forcefully dropped on the bed. She climbs on top of me and I get hard even if only from genuine fear. Fuck I hope I make it out alive again.
As she slams her gargantuan amazonian body on my manlet dick I have to deftly dodge penduluming tits of instant death. One hit from those mammoth amazon tits would mash my head into a fine jelly.
My eyes fight my dick to see which leaks more fluid.
She finally leaves me after getting hers. I lay there battered, broken, defeated, in pain, and surrendered to the reality of my sexual hell.
I try to run but she grabs me by the top of my head again.
>>29410147
>>work 10-4 at a fucking post office
Fuck OFF Normie
>>29410147
Is there any passion in your life, anon? Anything you like to do to fill the void of your genetical and social shortcomings?
>>29410806
im into carpentry and trying to secure a loan to start a small woodwork company
but knowing my luck its going to fail and earn fuck all
>>29410881
keep assuming it is bad luck
>>29410246
In what universe is a 4 incher not small?
T. 4 incher guy
>>29410147
hey OP show dick or gtfo
>>29410924
in the universe of 3" dicklets
feelsbadman.jpg
>>29410924
the asian universe
>>29410147
OP, you need a wake up call. Your life isn't over. You're still young enough to do whatever you want to do. But soon your opportunities will be gone. Figure out what field you want to get into. Take a low level job in or near that field so you can be surrounded by it. If you need academic training in it, look into certificate programs. Once you have that position in that desired field, quit your post office job. Your post office job is WORTHLESS, and is keeping you from your dreams because it makes you complacent.
As for your physical problems, yeah, that sucks, but who gives a shit? I've known tiny bald guys who were fucking magnetic because of their positivity and can-do attitude.
Figure out who you want to be. Then figure out what you need to do to become that person. You're 31. If I were you I'd be shitting myself trying to get a move on, because this is your last chance. The boat is leaving the fucking dock. You can still catch it, but you need to act NOW.
>>29410147
This doesnt make me feel better about myself, it makes me feel bad for you
>>29410147
fuck, what happened anon? when did it go wrong?
on another note, are things really bad, or is it just a matter of perspective? maybe you tell yourself all hope is lost because that means you don't have to do anything
>>29410147
thanks
that did made me feel better about myself
>>29410246
it's borderline micropenis, familiaro
And I thought killing myself over being 5'10 was justified.
>>29410147
Stop acknowledging normie "values" as being worthwhile. "Boohoo no gf poor me :(((" shut the fuck up and work on you. You will never accomplish anything with that awful mentality.
>>29411475
he's 30 years old m8, his opportunities and chances have sailed, it's too late for him to redeem himself
>>29410147
Damn man.. 5ft1. Im sorry bro. No one deserves that.
>>29410147
fuck man, maybe you'll be more lucky in another life
>>29410241
>r9k
>"do you want to change"
>>29410241
how the hell is he going to change being 5'1" and having a 4 inch penis?
>>29410147
Thank you op
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten
>>29410241
What exactly will he "change", the source of his misery lye in factors out of his control (genetics). So unless there is some miracle out there that will make him taller what difference will this "change" do for him.
>>29412521
Being that short limits his pool of potential mates. There are plenty of girls between 4'8 and 5'0. That's literally the one category he's disadvantaged in.
>>29410147
>be 5'4
>still have a qt gf
any gf wtih half a brain doesnt give a shit about height. Go to asia and find a qt gf to bring home. They will worship you.
>>29410147
post pics plz I have a midget man fetish :V
>>29410147
>>work 10-4 at a fucking post office
m8 that sounds fucking comfy.
>manlet
>live in shit east europe country part of EU
>no health system / education / decent living
>make only enough to survive and MAYBE buy a house in 20 years
>Leave at 9 AM come home at 8 PM, almost literally not enough time for hobbies/sex with gf/shitting
>surrounded by traditionalists, religious freaks, people viewing being gay as a disease
>they are so stupid they don't ever realize what to do to make the place a bit more civilised
>horrible people that could never be your friends
>crippling depression. slowly going mad. I am literally about to quit and go to some other country hoping it will be better. I'd rather die than return...
Fat and/or pencil dick, if you are in ANY top or mid tier countries i would literally kill to be in your shoes...
>>29412555
>trips
there is hope anon
>>29412729
>he fell for the developed world utopia meme
>>29412729
>he has a gf
Jesus christ fuck off normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29412858
That's right, normie type gf. Isn't exactly a model but loves nerdy shit and video games.
Been fucking her since she was 18. That was 4 years ago. Damn taking her to a motel in her hometown and wrecking her hoo hoo was nice.
That's pretty sad, OP, and I know nothing I say will make it better for you. I just hope you can find peace in your life and want you to know that your misery makes me no happy at all. I wish life was fair with you, me and other fellow good robots, but I know it is not.
I just hope we can make the better we can with what we have. And that this nightmare ends soon.
Good luck, OP. I don't know you, but I love you.
>>29410147
as a 5'7" 28 year old KHV myself what I figure is that the only way for a manlet to get ahead is to be self employed or to do work where other people are not in charge of you.
All this BS about womens 77 cents. What about my annual $6,000 manlet tax ?! Show me a study that explain that disparity. Explain to me why my chances of gaining significant socioeconomic status is only ~1/30 that of a taller man.
You know, go be a day trader / learn to make websites / coding / whatever area where your worth won't be determined by how tall you are.
>>29412555
Without even joking I'm just one drop away from going out of my way to learn Chinese/Japanese/Korean and skipping ship because that would actually be easier than acquiring a gf in my current situation.
>>29412335
>>29412433
>>29412521
>zero social life
>no friends
>not invited to social outings
He can change that, you fucking tards. Why do all of you feel so sorry for yourself? Just grow a pair and do what you want to do in life - other people's thoughts don't matter, regardless of what you think.
>>29410147
your life doesn't make my life better
I will acknowledge your desperate desire to be acknowledged though, I've read your post so here's a (you).
>>29410246
It's literally below average, so yes it is small kek
>tfw 5'7 with 6.5" dick
>>29410147
Are you cute in any way? Are you ugly?
>>29412917
So why are you on /r9k/? Non-virgins can't be robots. Also unless you're rich in "first world" countries those problems still remain, the housing situation in Britain is a joke.
>>29411475
He's 31, that boat sailed over 13 years ago. He's fucked.
>>29410147
Hey Im not sure where you fall on the Morality scale but listen.
Go here
http://www.backpage.com
enter your location and look up escorts.
And get it over with.
Most of the girls you are going to pick up at a bar these days are whores anyway. You can get this awkward first experience behind you. You have waited this long and have probably built up its importance way more then you need to.
Dude 31?
Dont suffer like this you don't have to man.
>>29410312
>has a family
>has a job
>good-humored
>people like him
Yes.
If you are 4 inches seema to me you are proportional to your body, I am a 5'4". Virgin with a 4 and a half dick , and if you fompare it to my body, it looks normal, if I was 6'4". Or so, it woild look small, it should have to be like 6 and a half inches to look fitting.
>>29413953
They make fun of him though, and mist likely he pays for negros to fuck his old hag.
Isn't the post office a good job though?
It pays a little over average for the region here and has good government benefits. And usually when you become a government employee you don't have to worry too much about being fired.
You could be a NEET or be stuck in some shitty retail or food service job.
>>29413774
I feel like most of these are scams though.
>>29413082
>Try to be more confident
>Confidence comes off as sperginess
>Faux pas gets recorded and get ridiculed by millions
Good idea bro.
>i'll never be a 5 feet tall manlet with a giantess and femdom fetish
just
>>29410147
>work 10-4 at a fucking post office
Just don't take your anger out on my packages okay? I have some quality dildos coming in and I need them by Tuesday undamaged.
10-4 IS JUST 6 HOURS.
i couldn't surivive with working only 6 hours.
and 4 inch dick is really small 6 inch is "normal"
>>29410147
I don't feel better i feel sad familia
>>29410147
ha, you could always have it worse
i'm 6'4" but paralyzed from the chest down and my hands don't work
wanna trade?
>>29417144
so do you use voice to text or just mash your head on the keyboard?
>>29417254
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>>29417254
Nah, i'm on my iphone and can use my wrist to type with my thumb pretty quickly
stuck in a job you'll be in all your life, why don't you get out? what's keeping you here anyway...? I thought you'd marry by now, but, remember what she said that day in the car (her car of course) can't you see it's impossible dear, it's not Just Money.
VR is coming soon, then all betas, manlets, and uglies can live out their fantasies while normies slave away in their 'real' world
>>29412729
>sex with gf
Thanks, manlet. Your misfortune made me feel better about myself, this is the only reason why you exist in this world.
But
>5'1
You should seriously end it, senpai. You're at the height of a 12 year old girl.
>>29410147
I feel you OP, I'm 5'1 myself. I'm fairly skinny but also have a small dick. You would think being alone is horrible. But it's not.
I'm married to a woman who is almost a foot taller then me and I'm literally too small to have sex with her. The most I could do is jerk it to candid photos I take of her. She is the breadwinner and keeps me as a househusband to do all the chores while she goes out after work or whatever.
When we do go out somewhere, I have every man we come across flirting with her in front of me because they think I'm her little brother or something. I keep my mouth shut because they could all kick my ass and my wife doesn't want me to make a scene.
I listen and deep down, I know I'm not as much of man as a bigger guy. I'm grateful my wife at least uses me as her personal body pillow.
>My wife's ass that I'm too small to penetrate
>>29412729
>B-but shitholes with regressively conservative values and no social programs are a utopia, right? Pol would never lie to me!
>>29410522
Dont loose hope i saw a 5 foot skelly with a missing foot walk in with a 9/10 gf.
>>29410147
>>29419055
Is your manletism genetic or environmental?
I'm skeletal 5'8 king of manlets, I have "not bad" genes but due to bad life conditions since childhood until now, I am who I am.
>>29419055
I was waiting for this c u c k o l d to show up.
You got any new pictures of your "wife" for us today, manlet?
>>29410147
>5'1
Could take up powerlifting anon. You'd have a huge advantage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSB_srDFZuM
>>29419055
That sounds pretty bad. It's nice that you atleast found some sort of love though, I'd love to have a wife that'd be like yours, not necessarily the only one working or anything, but I'm attractive, muscular and 6'5" which means that I'm doomed to either date shallow materialistic whores who want me for my appearance or stay lonely. So far I've decided to remain lonely.
I suppose I could tell you the grass isn't greener on the other side, but there isn't even any grass.
>>29419055
Man you've really gotta go postal or something already. Your existence is pathetic.
>>29419510
Are you really so pessimistic that you believe all girls would want you just for your appearances/wealth? Have you even tried being in a long term relationship?
>>29419055
that's sad
but can't she ride you, so that your dicklet can at least achieve some Penetration?
>>29412335
>r9k
>never changes
>>29410147
im 6'4 and a 26 year old virgin. i dont even look weird. i have had girls like me. i could have had sex.
but then i didnt and here i am
>>29410147
>literally has autism
one upped sorry friendo try again
>>29419574
Yes, kind of.We broke up after 4 months, still having sex with her to this day and she has a husband. The sex isn't even that good, and she kinda just saddens me, it's even worse that I go shooting with her husband so I think I'll just break contact with her, or atleast tell her that I'm no longer cucking her husband. Might get horny before I do anything about it and say fuck it, I don't have much willpower
>>29419455
Well the picture I posted is new.
>>29419510
It's just frustrating to not be taken seriously as a grown man by my wife. She refuses sex because whenever we try I barely can penetrate her in missionary, and sex from behind (which is how she likes it) is too hard because her ass cheeks keep me pushed away from her vagina. She doesn't listen to my opinion, but values what "real men" say. She doesn't let me go out alone because "im the same size as a middle schooler". She doesn't even let me drive because she doesn't want to adjust the seat when she drives for work.
>>29419520
I tell myself it's better then being alone but honestly, it sucks seeing the men who work with my wife all day.
>>29419577
She can't ride me. Trust me, we tried. Her legs are too long and she gets too violent. She winds up crushing me and really hurting my ribs in an attempt to get me deeper.
>>29410147
10-4 a the post office could be worse, if you live close you can fuck off on vidya till 230-3 in the morning and have plenty of sleep anon
>>29419685
I recall you live in NYC from earlier threads
I would still fuck your wife if you'd let her take my virginity with my average dick
>>29419685
Oh, that does sound pretty awful.
How big is your dick, really?
Have you considered getting a hollow strap-on?
Do you wear boots with thick soles?
>>29419685
and yet I would love to grab and bite that ass. Such a nice view.
At least you have a functioning organ
me: 29, virtually impotent. Can jack off, but when I tried fucking (3 times in my entire life, lol) or when i went to a whorehouse, my dick didnt work. Psychological issue, probably.
>>29419777
>Implying she would want you
Really, her co workers are all sterotypical Chads. Hell, the one time I went out with them they teased me in front of my wife because they saw me standing on my tiptoes to use the urinal. That shit happens all the time, men teasing me to try and make themselves look more masculine to my wife. My wife seems to buy into it. She seems loyal to me but series she treats me more as a kid then her equal.
>>29419834
My dick is about 4.5 inches. I haven't considered a strap on. I usually just eat her out while she watches some show. And no, I don't wear thick boots.
>>29419845
That sucks senpai. I can get a hard on, just usually have to either hump her long toned leg or just take care of it myself.
>Her work clothes
>>29420005
post tits or bra
>>29420005
Your wife is fucking amazing bro
>>29420005
Maybe I'm severely underestimating how small 4.5 is because it doesn't sound like it would be that impossible to work with... Scary
>>29420366
Here you go. I could try to find a better one.
>>29420382
You think so? She's a little intimidating to me to be honest, but then again most people kind of make me nervous.
>>29420417
Well not only am I pretty small, she is quite large as well. She's used to much bigger men then me so it's no wonder she is a bit desensitized.
>>29420426
Absolutely
You're living the dream in my eyes
>>29410320
no one is being mean, this is reality, this is not one of your "safe spaces"
>>29411424
OH SHIT: THIS IS IT!
op has to move to an asian country, he will be average in height and penor
>>29420695
I'm living the dream? What dream is that? Having a bunch of Chads try to hit on my wife in front of me while I'm stuck with the knowledge that they could all please my wife in bed better then I could?
>>29420863
Yes just look at her op fuck can I ask a question as non rudely as possible?
What does she like about you or in other words: what does she see in you?
>>29420863
Being a househusband, I guess.
>>29420476
strategic picture timing ensues that no license plates are visible and makes it hard to determine where you live
gj
>>29420909
What she likes about me?
That I'm not threatening. She tells me to do something and I do it. She is in charge. I don't mind her working full time. I don't get jealous. I can't force her to have sex with me if she doesn't want it. She has been with previous men who were aggresive and dominant so with me she can be the dominant one.
She also enjoys sexually teasing me. She seems to get off on comparing me to "real men". I guess she can both bully me and mother me.
>>29420910
Being a NEET househusband isn't band. I like cooking and cleaning for my successful wife. It's the one really awesome thing I enjoy. I also like rubbing her feet and shoulders after a long day at work.
>>29421035
does her pussy taste nice
>>29421035
I envy you so fucking much op
Gj
>>29420937
>>29419777
Just a hunch, but I bet the manlet and his mistress live in Astoria or some other neighborhood in Queens. Or maybe Brooklyn.
>>29421091
Pretty nice. A bit salty from her sweat and it always smells like musk but it tastes like.... I can't really describe it. When I lick her pussy the only thing I really can tell is that it's wet, a bit hairy, and slightly salty.
>>29421425
Thanks senpai
>>29412729
git gud, im from Latvia and make 2k a month
>>29421471
That's a wide range friendo. What makes you think I live in NYC? I could just as easily live in Long Island or even Jersey.
You would think with age you'd realize life is meaningless and there's no point to fret over things you have no effort to change. Just give up, OP. Just wait to die or speed up process, your choice.
>>29421577
Get out you fucking nigger why do you need to post this, admittedly well crafted, bait everywhere
>>29410147
>work 10-4 at a fucking post office
Sounds comfy
>>29421780
Because I'm just as sexually frustrated as all of you, I just also have candid pictures of my wife to share with the class.
>>29421078
C U C K
U
C
K
This shit is original
>>29421577
I'm having issues wrapping my mind around this. How did you guys meet? Has she decided to settle down with you?
Do you feel kind you can trust her and what would you do if she cheated on you?
Fuck you,you made my day sadder.
>>29421978
As far as I know, not yet. But there are plenty of chances for her.
>>29421997
We met in school and she pretty much pushed me around all the time. She wound up really liking the fact that she finally had a boyfriend she could be in charge with. I trust her but it's not like I could do anything if she cheated on me.
Honestly, I'm so small that she really goes for the whole "midde schooler" look for me. She even makes me shave my legs to look "cuter". She has told me that little guys like me don't look attractive with body hair and she likes having me smooth for when she rubs her legs against mine when she cuddles.
I don't think she would cheat, I think she likes the humiliation and the teasing more.
>>29422331
Goddamnit man
Can we trade lives
>>29410147
>tfw socially autistic 5'3 virgin manlet
a-atleast I have a 6,25 inch dick
>>29422408
Who would actually want to be a hairless little manlet like me? I'm confused for grade schoolers all the time and my own wife can't have sex with me because she might hurt me if she gets too rough.
>>29421978
Its not real familia. I dont know if she actually is his wife or not, that could be true but the rest is made up bs. He is roleplaying.
>>29422697
>>29421978
I don't know why this is so hard to believe. All the pictures I'm posting are original. Hell, I could even show you a picture of the book shelf if you wanted.
>>29422489
Bigger then mine famalam. I'm not working with much.
>my wife is at work late tonight
>just finished eating dinner alone
I'm pretty damn bored and lonely right now.
Aren't you tired of this life? Aren't you tired of humans being such assholes around you? Are you alone? Are you sad? Are you on the edge of ending your existence?
Well i have good news for you!
Did you knew about the way of buddhism my friend?
Look for the closest monastery in your country, or outside, if you have enough money.
Leave everything behind, join it and get happy.
Surely you think about, but what is in for me? What do i get from going full Monk mode?
Well let me tell you.
>sexual desire goes away
>more present
>no more depression
>no internet
>no smartphones
>just life as it should be
After 5 years or so you will be a reborn man.
The training isn't even that hard, you just have to repeat words like ' om mani padme hun'
about millions of times, sit, watch a candle and get down into the nothingness, which is actually full of real love and life.
Is there anything that stops you from doing it?
It's is a lasst hope, and you will never regret it, just do it, let yourself be cleansed from the degeneracy that has been implanted into you since you were born, free yourself anon, be free!
>10-4
If you don't work at weekends your job is GOAT anon
>>29422490
How about you become a muscular manlet? It's not hard, work on abdominal muscles and chest more so you don't look ridiculously muscular.
>>29410312
shes nice, fuck you.
