Help brobots. I'm at work (night auditor) and my dad just called me from home saying my cat opened the door and got outside. What do? What if he gets fucking eaten or lost? Pls help. Pic related.
Most cats are fairly intelligent. I wouldn't worry too much and tell my dad to look for him
So a night auditor, that's not an accountant is it?
>>29408184
Cats are meant to go outside regularly.
>>29408213
My dad isn't doing dick. He called and said he left some tuna on the porch.
Honestly, I think I'm about to fucking sneak out of work and squeal back to my house, get the cat, and go back to work. I live about 20 minutes away.
What do you lads think?
>>29408224
maybe, but at night where I live there are a fuckload of predators
>>29408223
no, just the desk guy at a hotel who processes the credit card transactions when the date rolls over
>>29408252
Go, run now, while your cat is still alive. Save it.
>>29408184
go home and save your cat, Mr.Sheklesteins coin isnt worth your cats life
>>29408252
Just ask to go home for a bit and come back, offer to stay late if you need to.
>>29408184
looks like my cat Feeboos
>>29408295
>>29408326
>>29408345
Yeah, that's a good idea. Weighing the options, I'd rather be fired than have my cat be killed.
My heart is racing bros. What if I get caught? Oh well. I'll report back with what happens.
I actually have a good idea. I have a barrel of towels to fold. I'll wheel the towels outside to the laundry room (no cameras out there) then go get the cat, then come back, fold the towels, then wheel the folded towels back inside and say that I brought them to the laundry room to fold so I could make sure there was enough of each kind of towel (face towel, hand towel, etc.)
Only thing wrong with this plan is I'm literally the only guy on staff at night. If anything happens and I'm not here, I'm completely fucked. Like if someone comes in and wants a room or someone calls for something.
>>29408354
>Feeboos
good name
>>29408373
Finding a cat outside at night is fucking hard OP. God's speed.
>>29408408
I'll have to go mobilefag in order to post updates, so pls forgive me. But I'm going. Wish me luck.
RED ALERT RED ALERT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was setting up breakfast before I left, just in case there were any early risers who wanted early breakfast so they wouldn't come and ask me for it (since I won't be here).
But JUST as I was finishing up, some disgusting fucking faggot in a beater and backwards nigger baseball cap comes in and is like
>"dude are like my friends here?"
>are you a guest here sir?
>"oh no G like my friends are staying here and we're like going fishing lol"
>oh alright, do you know which room they are in? would you like me to call them?
>"no like did they leave a key for me?"
>no
>"oh ok cool thanks lol"
Then he just walked outside and is just standing around in the fucking parking lot.
WHAT THE FUCK. I literally can't leave because this fag's standing right next to my car. I have to wait for these losers to go on their "fishing trip" before I can leave, and time's running out!
I have to be back at work by 5am at the LATEST and it's 3am now! Also gotta factor in 30+ minutes of driving.
I'm freaking the fuck out what do?
>>29408184
I am also a night auditor at work right now
The cat will come back in the morning, or when he is hungry. They are smart and won't run away
>>29408897
So would you advise wait til I leave at 7?
>>29408915
yeah, unless you live in an area that has lots of coyotees, I am sure he will be fine
>>29408252
that's all you do? I work in a fancy pants hotel and do room service, valet cars, and anything else for $15.28/hr + tipperoos and I only have maybe 2-3 hours of actual work to do at night, the rest is spent on the internet or on my phone playing games
>>29408954
>area that has lots of coyotes
Kind of. They're coywolves, so way worse than coyotes.
>>29408995
>hybrids
Has he spent the night out alone before?
>>29409042
No. Any time he's gotten out I've been there or was able to get there.
I left my slider door open a little too wide and he was able to open the screen and squeeze out.
>>29409055
he will be scared then, and just stay nearby. probably will be waiting by the door when you get home....there isn't another auditor there to cover so you could run home?
>>29409113
Literally no. My brother is home but he's a faggot. My sister won't do anything eitherand I've obviously got no friends.
you will be missed
i will remember you for as long as i can remember
Been lurking this thread. Gonna go to sleep. Hopefully your cat is okay OP. Please do keep us updated! I'll check in the morning. Good luck and good night OP!
>>29409156
he will be waiting at the door when you get home
>>29409190
I'll post the results here laddie.
>>29409195
you think? so I should not leave work?
>>29409204
I am telling you to do what you think is best, but he will probably just be waiting by the door in the morning and hungry
>>29409182
dankmaymays.com/graveyard/pepe
>>29409226
Fuck, now I wish that I didn't have my dad leave dick out there. Now he'll be sleeping under a bush stuffed with tuna and get raped by a wolf.
:)
its okay
he's waiting
>>29409182
>>29409308
Fuck this. I'm going. Gotta save my cat regardless of the relatively low risk to him and somewhat high risk to me.
>>29409308
pls DELEEEET this pls
Go call its name. Cats are smart it is probably just roaming around.
How does one go about becoming a night auditor? Doesn't seem like college would be necessary.
Also, do you interact with a lot of people? I'm really interested in working the desk at a hotel during the 10pm-8am shift.
dont cry because its over
smile because it happened
he loves you always and forever
>>29408184
If it smart enough he Will sruvive if it your typical naive Indoor cat he is fucked.
Give me a SitRep, OP.
Sorry everyone. Just got back. I was driving too recklessly to text and give updates and had tuna and shit in my hands walking around and didn't wanna get it on my phone. Sorry I didn't make the thread cooler but I was too focused on finding the cat and getting back to work in as little time as possible.
tl;dr CAT FOUND I REPEAT CAT FOUND
About 20 minutes of walking around my property screaming his name and I eventually heard some faint meowing in the distance.
I ran to where the sound was coming from and he was on my front porch.
Grabbed him and put him in my room with some tuna which he happily ate and covered the tuna with nip so he'll be pretty high and entertained while I'm gone.
I'll take a picture of him when I get home to post for the thread. Thanks robots for helping me get my ironically-named cat back.Houdini.
>>29410486
nice one senpai desu :3
welcome home cate
>>29410528
I'm honestly somewhat proud of myself. I forgot to mention how I left work.
>boss's office window
No cameras there. Simply wheeled the towels into that room, figured if any one asked I could say I either had the runs and was in the bathroom, I went in there to fold towels because it was too bright out here and I had a migraine, or both.
Pretty foolproof. Crawled out the window and sped fucking home. Then came back in through that same window and came back out to the desk and ran my reports. They will be none the fucking wiser.
:^)
>>29410611
Thank you for returning to keep us updated.
I'm glad he is safe, as well as your job.
I hope you enjoyed the misadventures of tonight and will make sure that your bud won't be in danger again. :)
>>29410486
I knew you would find him! now get back to work!
>>29410926
>>29410937
Thanks for standing by lads.
You know guys, after actually accomplishing something I'm now just hard as fuck.
Let's fap.
>>29410950
how are we going to fap at work? I don't get done for 2 hours 18 minutes from now
>>29409833
Laddie, I...
>>29410950
oak
dok
>>29410985
unf
>>29410974
Well I for one am gonna lurk /gif/ (or here if we get some good lewdposting going) for the next hour, get myself to explosive levels of blue balls, rubbing dick through my pants, then I'm gonna go in the back where the fridge and shit is and cum with the force of a collapsing universe
>>29409563
I just walked in and they hired me. There's a real high turnover rate for overnight jobs. Just apply around. You'll get a hit.
>>29408184
I would've run home at the speed of light .
Fuck that job.
My baby cat comes before anyone and everything.
I'd mobilise the fucking guard until we found her
Then I'd beat the shit out of that cuck of a father for putting my baby in danger
Don't ever fuck around when it comes to my cat
>>29411384
You're a good lad.
>you will never accomplish anything and the most you will ever do is some kind of cool but not really at all little fucking thing like OP
here he is guys, home sweet home
Love you brobots
And in case anyone is still fapping, here's some soft for the road.
And here's the window in my boss's office. Was really hard to climb through, it's smaller than it looks.
>>29412889
>justtherightamountofpubes
my fetish
