>daily reminder that if you currently have or have ever had a job of any kind, you are automatically not a robot
>it doesn't matter if you're a virgin or friendless, the job raises you to failed normie status
>>29407882
Dude I didn't really have a choice.
That's not fair.
Robots actually do work though despite the bugs.
>tfw started to cry at work again
Shit's embarrassing
gonna give my notice and end it
I agree. To me, while any of these three by themselves would disqualify you, the job one would the most.
>>29407882
neato opinion there sport.
> Your parents threw you out and you need money to survive?
> FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NORMIE. You are somehow better off then an autist who lives off of mommy
Christ, people.
>>29408250
Second this.
I actually have had a job. It was at a mcdonalds for 3 months. Quit in January.
I know I can never unpop that cherry, and I know I shouldn't be here. But I don't care. I have become what I hated: a normie who attention whores on the one safe space for robots.
And I'm loving every minute of it.
>>29408325
>muh safe space
nice meme, wagie
Fuck robots nigga this is normie time now u lil bitch
>>29408300
>can't handle that he's a normie
>>29408307
I'm sorry m8, but what if a girl came up to me, got a Chad to hold me down, and fucked me? Could I still claim to be a robot because it was out of my control? No.
We need to divide this place into even smaller groups trying to hate and ostracize each other
>>29408342
>implying it's not completely appropriate to use here
There are actually a lot of parallels between robots and feminists, actually.
>>29408307
Thread should have ended right here. If anything NEETs are less robotic than people who were forced to work because their parents wouldn't baby them over the age of 21.
Lmao "Muh safe space"
>>29408369
I'm not dividing any further than it's always been. It's always been two groups: robots and normies.
I'm just clarifying that if you've had a job you're a normie and need to get out. Same if you've had a friend or had sex with a girl.
>>29408395
agree
>NEET
>>29408395
>implying babying you isn't another way you get screwed by your parents
>"that successful programmer who attracts chicks with his money is more of a robot because his parents didn't baby him and made him program for hours."
>>29408444
>trips
True.
Most of us would probably had been better off if we had a stable father who pushed us hard to interact with girls, and not let us retreat to our vidya. Then we would have girlfriends, and not be robots.
>>29408365
Just saying you have a neato opinion that you have but nobody else does hence neato opinion.
Guess you forgot you dont decide who posts here how or why or what background they have. You're just another shoved into locker virgin that has to whine here cuz it's the only place in your long virgin life where you think you have any say.... nah you don't just stupid opinions that nobody else has to accept.
so neato opinion you got for yourself
>dont find it hard to socialize at all
>dont get social anxiety in public
>had a call center job for 2 years (people literally screaming at me 8 hours a day)
>have had gfs
>met my 4 best friends when we were 6, still hang out with them every week
>still a virgin
>currently a neet
I mean, i dont really consider myself a normie, i'm not a robot tho idk what i am, a cyborg?
I work from home sending reports to an email address. I'm not sure someone actually reads the reports because no one ever responds. I started living off of delivered Soylent several months ago. I haven't used my vocal cords in three weeks.
I tried talking to myself and it hurt. I will die as I lived; alone in front of my computer. The only way someone will find out is when the landlord stops receiving the automatic rent payments I set up.
Twist: no actually has been reading my reports and I keep getting paid. Landlord keeps getting rent. I die and nobody notices.
I'm not sure I completely agree, but I will say that it always baffles me how people on this board can do jobs that require social interaction like fast food or call centers, but can't use some of those social skills to get friends or gf. Why can't you take those same social skills and use them to interact with normies outside the office?
I myself can't talk to anyone without literally starting to shake and stutter. I have tried yoga and medication and therapy and I can't overcome this. But if I could I'd go talk to 1000 people until I could even befriend one.
It wasn't this bad in high school, but by the time I was 23 it had reached this point. I wish I could know what went wrong.
I do have a job but let me explain my situation OP before you damn me with this blanket judgement.
I haven't left my apartment in 7 weeks. On autismbux which also gets me free (shitty) housing. have food delivered in bulk and program for a living (not that much money at my skill level but like i said the autismbux take care of the rest). The only communication I've had is with clients over e-mail (and one insisted we skype- that was a trainwreck) and my dad over the phone.
When I'm not programming the only thing I do is watch countless hours of 90s/2000s teen dramas and pretend I'm living their lives.
So IDK am I a robot?
>>29408633
>before you damn me with this blanket judgement
>"please don't call me a normie OP! I'm a loser too!"
I come here for the memes, but I'm not a robot. It always makes me kek how anyone would actually fight to be called one but whatever more lels for me hee-hee!
>>29408564
So what happens if you stop sending the reports?
>>29408687
>It always makes me kek how anyone would actually fight to be called one
Because they feel so worthless that just being able to identify with the people on this board is a step up. The entire board is basically just a depression support group.
agree OP and I'll add a few more that are often neglected on this board:
>daily reminder that if you don't wear a hat, sunglasses and a hoodie when you are forced to go outside you are not a robot
>daily reminder that if you didn't have to practice talking and prepare a script to order a pizza back in the day you're not a robot (yes, I know there are computers now)
>daily reminder that if you can get comfortable enough to go to concerts you are not a robot
Keep it going m8s
>goes to service line
>gets into routine
>becomes automated
>8 hours of nothinking busywork
>the definition of being a robot
>some nigger who jerks off 6 hours a day and then rubs his sweaty, greasy mitts all over his keyboard and mouse thinks he has the right to label you /notarobot/
Oh, and
>actually a NEET
>consider myself less of a robot than wagies because I still maintain a personality
>>29408564
Dude, if you ever want someone to talk to we could try being email buddies or something and work up to voice calls.
kek most people on this board aren't truly as bad as you, OP, we exaggerate for the keks. I bet you literally have piss bottles in your room and have mummy bring you a new batch of tendies every four hours
You are right though, most of us aren't robots. We're cyborgs and failed normies, mostly.
Daily reminder you shouldn't aspire to be a robot and that being a robot is a bad thing
>>29408369
Finally, someone who gets it.
There is literally nothing you frogposters can do to those who want to post here. Any asshole with a key board can post on this site, that's the point.
Or you can keep getting triggered. I sure as duck can't stop you.
>>29408365
But you'd still be as awkward, as anti social, and and much of a sperg. In addition to being a rape victim.
I don't see any substantial change in your life to to warrant grouping you with an average person.
>>29408812
no, that's not the definition, this is:
>some nigger who jerks off 6 hours a day and then rubs his sweaty, greasy mitts all over his keyboard and mouse
The less contributing and more shitty you are, the more of a robot you are. I have embraced it. Accept your new status.
>>29408876
What you said made literally no fucking since you absolute fucking moron.
>>29408553
>>have had gfs
>>still a virgin
...
What did you do with them? Play hide and seek?
>>29408841
/thread
I get coming her for comfort pity or keks but holy shit these people have taken it too far
>>29408899
It's a response to the fucking tumblr/reddit invasion. We might not like being here, but this is our clay damnit, and we will die for it.
>>29408849
Maybe. But I feel you'd get better at talking to people if you did it more often. Most people here are just too scared to ever try.
Whereas I can't do it without physically shaking and stuttering. But if I could get rid of that I'd swallow my fear and talk to a 1000 people tomorrow and keep talking til I got it right. You talkies don't realize how good you have it.
>>29408553
Yea, sure, your a cyborg.
>Learned to wear a mask to survive in this cold world.
>Still has problems interacting with people
Sounds like a cyborg to me.
>>29408892
You said the definition of being a robot was doing mindless tasks. I said that's not the definition, and quoted something else you said and claimed that quote is the actual definition. Then I elaborated on it.
You need to improve your reading comprehension man
>>29408135
Anxiety, panic attack?
>>29408365
I read this as the chad fucking you and became aroused.
The point is getting a job requires difficult social wiles to bullshit your way through making a resume, applying to places and most of all the interview. It doesn't matter if you HAD to get a job, if you were able to get a job in the first place it means you have the social skills necessary that disqualify you from being a robot. If you were really a robot you just wouldn't be able to do it and would end up homeless. Obviously you don't WANT to be a homeless robot over an employed normie, the point is that it isn't a matter of CHOICE, the true robot doesn't have a choice, they are simply incapable of attaining employment.
>"non-virgins get out!"
>"right on, fellow robot!"
>"people with friends get out!"
>"you tell them anon!"
>"wagies get out!"
>"whoa whoa, now hold on, anon. Wagies are robots. Take it easy. Y'know, I think YOU may be the normie!"
>>29408990
Explained it better than the OP did.
/thread
>>29408970
Bottled up emotions just got the better of me. Happens often.
>>29408990
Huh? I went through 4 jobs in ten years without going through a single interview.
>>29408990
I have two jobs and am literally autistic.
>>29407882
Does a one-month work experience trip count?
>>29408934
I guess not, huh?
The only thing I can't do is remember things worth a darn. Or be organized at all.I hate it so fucking muchyou'll make it, senpai. We all will.
Yeah I've been climbing out of robotdom. I actually have 3 friends and a couple 4/10-5/10 girls who actually flirt with me.
You know the first step toward that? Becoming a wagecuck.
It can happen for you too, robots. You can become a normie like me!
Of course getting a job won't guarantee you this, there are other things you have to do, but OP (inadvertently) makes a good point here. A job is the first step out of robotdom.
>If you're not as socially fucking retarded as I am, you're not a robot reeeeeeee
Why are you faggots so obsessed with your status as robots? It's almost as if you want to be kissless virgins.
>>29409186
I hope so, anon. I'm seeing a speech specialist next month, pops is shelling out a lot of money for it, but I think he believes I can make it, too.
>>29409253
There are ways to be less socially retarded than OP and still be a friendless, jobless virgin, I bet.
>reminder that not all western countries have neetbucks
>reminder that not all parents allow their kids to live at home forever
Lots of people don't have a choice
>>29409235
Why would I want to be you? Slaving so I can fuck a washed up 4? Is that what I'm supposed to spill my blood for? A shitty apartment and a bitter 4/10?
>>29409318
The 4s and 5s are just the start. Hopefully one day I can pull a 6 or (fingers crossed) 6.5.
Still, it's honestly better than when I was a robot. If you haven't lived it after being a robot like I have then you can't know. But I can promise you, it's worth it.
>>29408135
I never broke down in public, ever , no matter how low I get if I ever break down in public ill end it right then right there.
I'm curious on what goes on your mind before you cry ? do you regret it afterwards ?
>>29409343
I worked and fucked for a decade before becoming a failed normie, robot-allied neet. It was never all you're advertising it to be. I could probably lie and go back out there, but to kill my self for that empty life isn't worth it.
>>29409253
Everyone yearns to talk to like-minded people and find kindred spirits but oftentimes the people lowest on the social ladder in this board find that they are unable to relate to the lives, thoughts, feelings, or experiences of most other people since they are all so remote from their own experiences. Some losers on /r9k/ get angry at posters who are more normal than them because they feel as if at one point they found a sanctuary here where they could connect with a few other like-minded people which is usually very rare. But now the board is largely occupied by people higher up on the social ladder, people who (in the view of the biggest losers here) would fit in just as well on any other website on the internet but instead choose to occupy /r9k/, one of few places on the internet where losers once thought they could catch a break from the sameness of everywhere else and come together with the rare and few people like themselves. I hope this helps.
>>29407882
Being a "robot" is nothing to be proud of you fucking autist. Reevaluate yourself cunt.
I am the only TRUE robot around here
