26 year old KHHV reporting in.
>tfw no robot bf
Give me the source OP, nobody wants your bait and your fake, gay premise, just tell me where I can find more pics of that sloth-faced slut and her incredible knockers.
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>>29407785
CHILD BEARING HIPS sauce f4m
>tfw no all American bf
>>29408083
So who's arm is around you? Your European bf?
I never had a proper gf and I know that is my fault for lack of perseverance in pursing girls, but at this point I almost do not care, and lie to myself that I am waiting for a perfect girl
Would hold hands and hug any of normal girls who present themselves as fembots here
>tfw no boyfriend to nap with
>>29408324
If you are willing to post tits on internet, why you just dont flash some male irl and ask him to be your bf?
if real hey
if not real kys
>>29408324
Your initials aren't MC, are they? Doubt this is a chick though.
>>29408353
If I do that they will just think I'm a whore. I don't mind posting in 4chan because I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with anyone who browses this shithole anyway
>>29408324
You're probably an insufferable cunt who takes on the gamer gurl persona, is decent at them, but your jokes are literal reddit tier. I may meme spout, but fuck you and everything that you do.
>>29408428
>If I do that they will just think I'm a whore.
=.=
>>29408428
someone is a bit toastie
If you girls are serious you must all have some major personality disfunction because it's pretty easy for ugly guys to lose their virginity by their 20s
>>29408428
>they will just think I'm a whore
So you are ok with anonymous people thinking that you are a whore, but not with real life people with names and lifes thinking that you are a whore?
You are as shallow as it can be
>>29407785
unfgh
>>29408491
>So you are ok with anonymous people thinking that you are a whore, but not with real life people with names and lifes thinking that you are a whore?
well yeah, are you stupid?
and what makes me a whore anyway, I'm still a virgin and you can't even see my face. If you see me IRL you could even fall for me because OMG SUCH A CUTE GIRL, I get those all the time
>>29408428
You are a whore though. Be true to yourself. You're a whore in human clothing. Utterly worthless. And you think anyone from here, aside from the pathetic incel betas would want to touch your whore ass anyways? You're genetic trash. I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole.
>>29408574
>what makes me a whore
Probably the fact that you're posting naked pictures online, you worthless sack of shit. You don't look "cute" in the slightest. You look inbred and jewish.
>>29408575
>>29408596
koriginaI
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>>29408596
what did this guy do to you? he give you a 4/10 on /soc??
>>29408428
>pls be in Chicago
>>29408623
Slit your wrists you subhuman mongrel. Get the fuck out.
>>29408574
> If you see me IRL
But that is the point
I do not see you IRL
I see you here. And here you are a whore. You posted your body for attention, as custom says. Therefore, you traded your body for something, which makes you a whore.
Additionally, you make claim that I could even fall for you, just because of your looks. Shallow much? Noone loves because of looks, and noone fucks because of mind.
> I get those all the time
Maybe over there, but in here, you will only be called a roastie
>>29408324
I would love to nap with you. You'd be the little spoon, clearly.
>>29408627
Not that poster but he gave himself an 8/10
>>29408324
>>29408428
you're average or a 6.
I'd consider a pump n dump of you but normally dont lower myself below 7. Work on that slight fat around your body and perk up those titties and I would consider you on a slow week
Any and all failed normies giving this whore positive comments deserve to rot alongside her. You're all just as bad. Take a long look at your lives. You're so utterly pathetic that you'll desperately grasp at any chance to be acknowledged by the likes of this whore. Get a fucking life.
>>29408662
please give me more attention, omg this are the best (you)s I have ever gotten
>>29408761
Typical tumblr whore response. Acting as though you love the attention, no matter the means of acquiring it. But I know why you actually love it. You want to be insulted, treated like trash, etc., because you know that you're worthless. You know that you deserve these insults. But sitting here and taking it all won't absolve you of your sins. You'll never be abything more than a whore.
>>29408761
Post more pics, get more attention
You know the deal
>these retards falling for a non timestamped whore
Fuck /r9k/
>>29408751
>What is the objective of a Male's life on this Planet?
>To court a Female, in the hopes of passing on your genetics to a new generation of Humans.
Keep being the problem, you beta.
>>29408324
>>29408428
>>29408761
>people are responding earnestly to this
>>29408802
Ah, but you see, this in itself is no true objective. What is to be availed by the continuation of the human species, aside from the continuation of humanity itself? Can this truly be considered a goal, a purpose? Can purpose even exist in the absence of finality? I think not.
Continue giving this subhuman whore the attention she so craves. Continue to be a slave to your own biology. You're naught but an animal.
>>29408804
>people are saving these pics
>>29408761
Show us her pubes man. Fuck.
And her pussy bones
>>29408788
k
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>>29408843
wow you pigs
more (you)s please, I'm loving this
>>29408428
breh those pantys look like a diaper
>>29408879
damn forgot pic
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>>29408894
Very niceyou filthy little slut
Post pussy
>>29408838
you look like the kid from american horror story
>>29408894
Why do you crave the attention of a bunch of losers like us so much? Can't you just go to a local club and get fucked by Chad instead?
>>29408894
>>29408879
Complete and utter trash. You can't even accept the truth. When presented with it, you turn the other way . I find it baffling that you can manage to refrain ftom committing suicide.
>>29408838
On a scale from 1 to Autism, where would you place yourself?
Human's are animals. We are apart of the animal kingdom. The only thing that seperates us is our thumbs. Our core values in life are no different to that of a gnat who only lives for less than a week.
Gnats mate and reproduce in such a short time, why can't you? Because you are the problem, you beta. Now stop trying to sound smart, go outside, go to a club, court some women, and do yourself the favor of getting laid and maybe if you are lucky one or a few women might like you enough to have your children.
>>29408945
>dude I can't provide an argument so I'll just say we're animals and ur a beta LMAO
Surely you can do better than that?
>>29408894
10/10 would bury my face in and smack them cheeks.
>>29408936
you know, I think we would get along
>>29408886
are these better?
>>29408977
Something tells me we would. I could slaughter you, and I'm sure you would appreciate me putting you out of your misery. You belong in the ground.
>>29408945
>Human's are animals.
Call me when animals establish society and get entire planet under their jurisdiction.
Comparing human goals to animal goals is for dumdums
>Our core values in life are no different
Animals have urges, not values
>Gnats mate and reproduce in such a short time
Because they are not that picky when it comes to reproduction
He may be autistic, but you are autistic in different way
>>29408838
>Homo sapiens
>Not a member of the animal kingdom
>I'm an enlightened traditionalist posting my selfie on fembot threads and calling strangers subhuman
>this isn't all blatantly a self-sustained ruse to gratify my internal psychological drive for purpose
The internet has gone to a very weird place
>>29408994
you forgot your autismo pic
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>>29408975
flattering
>>29409005
Again, no argument?
>>29408977
take a sharpie and write the time and date on your thigh
>>29408999
>Call me when animals establish society and get entire planet under their jurisdiction.
Ring ring ring, someone's calling. It's the Ants.
>Animals have urges, not values
The same could be said of us. The urge to reproduce, the urge to make sense of the world, the urge to find shelter, the urge to belong, etc
>>29408999
ants, fagtron
>Because they are not that picky when it comes to reproduction
>find the first person you can screw and stick with them your entire life
>this is picky
friendly reminder that there is no such thing as a real fembot
>>29408894
Post feet please. You have nice body lonely fembot.
>>29409019
>you need to form a counter-argument or my stupid, clearly flawed meme argument automatically wins!
this isn't debate class you pasty cunt
>>29409048
Just whores. Whores in human clothing.
>>29409071
>stupid, clearly flawed
>can't even argue against it
lol
>>29409054
I like my soles, do you like them?
>>29408957
What's that sound? Oh it's only the worlds smallest violin playing for you.
Stay mad that you're a failure and cannot do what primitive directive our very DNA tells us to do. Have you even seen the female genital? No, of course you haven't. You wouldn't know what to do with one even if you saw it and had a picture book for the mentally impaired showing you that - + o = *.
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>>29409047
Ok then, while I agree ants are alive and well in many places of earth, humans are still dominant species, if you exclude many bacteriae.
I disagree with urge=value
sometimes I feel urge to take a piss, but pissing itself is not the value
>find the first person you can screw and stick with them your entire life
Wrong in many ways. Many people in 2016 screw for fun and do not want to stick around
Also, humans invented the telephone, and ants still communicate with their ant ways. While ant society and human society can be compared, ants kinda suck at this one.
>>29409079
Who took that pic bitch?
Post full frontal
>>29409087
>still no argument
LOL
>>29409079
This was not a great picture. Looks like my skinny man ass. Not a footfag, but those also look flat and boring.
>>29407785
I can see you why, you're hideous.
>not a single timestamp
im thirsty too anons, but please
>>29409014
That is a nice innie.
Can't even trust virgins not to be hoes huh, gg you win, whatever your trying to accomplish
>>29409140
>needing an "argument"
>for (You)
>>29408761
>posts tits
I'm fine with this
>Jockey underwear
Get out
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>>29408575
I sincerely hope that is not actually your face
>>29409236
I cut myself on the edge
>>29409200
They're women. What do you even expect? Inherently trash, the lot of them.
>>29409218
lol
>>29409236
Why would that be? I'm an 8/10. Far better looking than anyone here, including this whore.
>>29409263
>Far better looking than anyone here, including this whore.
She is a whore, but you are the cancer
I like whores, sometimes I rent hookers
You on the other hand I do not like, because of your useless criticism
>>29409284
I am mist definitely far less cancerous. Criticism is needed. This women have no place here.
>>29409263
Haha, whatever you say champ.
>>29409329
>mist
>women
Learn to type you retard
>>29409329
Neither do you. Get out.
>>29408936
fuck off with your face, noone cares about that or your fedora enlightment
>>29409079
Nice could you post your toes. And also be my gf.
>>29409350
Careful anon, he might tell his mommy on us for being mean and hurting his beta feelers.
>>29409191
thanks, now that is a compliment I hadn't received
>>29408788
>complains about attention whore
>posts pictures of himself with every post
kek
>>29408428
Ill nap with you.
Please be in Australia
>>29409374
Looks very tight, how many fingers are you able to slide inside?
>>29409347
*most
*these
Happy?
>>29409349
No. Fucking kill yourself.
>>29409350
You can die too.
>>29409379
It's not attention whoring. It's cleansing this thread.
25 catholic virgin
>tfw no catholic bf from quebec
>>29409263
> wears faith on his sleeve
> posts selfie while e literally giving fembots what they want
> uses it to judge broad swaths of strangers on the internet
> diamond studded fucking cross
I dont have an argument I just want to say I hope you get run over by an 18 wheeler and your intestines get impaled on your shattered pelvic bones.
>>29409397
never tried more than one
>>29409401
You are an ugly unlikable 2/10 beta who likes to pretend to be stronger then he is on the internet
kys this is embarrassing to witness
>>29408788
Faces of meth the post.
>>29409374
Perhaps you would be interested in masturbating on skype?
>>29409442
Wait, you're a virgin?
If so, age?
>>29408788
nigga dont you got a white van to be driving roun town in
>>29407785
Damn that's a nice lil tummy
>>29409401
No shit i can die, the great news is so can you.
>>29409456
21 in a couple of weeks
>>29409454
I'll pass
>>29409263
"im an 8/10"
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>>29409500
Rot in hell normalfag slut enablers
>>29409508
C'mon, throw us a bone
Post pics of pussy with your finger in it
Or timestamp
Or entire set
>>29409508
Show us your hymen
>>29409508
ups that came out blurry
this thread is why I fap to anime
>>29409512
He is probably either trolling or mentally ill beyond salvation. Good thing im done fapping to the whore so i can laugh at his posts now.
>>29409512
right into the 'retards of r9k' folder it goes
>>29409442
Wonder if it could fit my tongue through that tight slit.
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>>29409014
Timestamp bitch or youre just some fat neck beard role-playing
>>29409014
I bet you bought uggs you basic bitch
>>29409544
She did, you virgin.
>>29409596
Why do you think fat neckbeards keep doing this? Because robots are so thirsty they won't care there is no timestamp.
>>29409620
they are comfy, nigger
>>29409663
>me 0622.jpg
How many fucking pictures of yourself do you have?
>>29409663
>nigger
Not ladylike at all
Also, why are you on r9k?
>>29409520
tanks nigga
>>29409508
This anon wishes you an early happy birthday.
>>29409663
who is this very original semen demon?
>>29409679
prob mad awkward and disagreeable and autistic in person, my kinda woman
>tfw not hot enough to garner attention from autistic closet faggots
I hate that dumb cunts have ruined the idea of females on this board. Whatever I'll just go back to pretending to be a man.
>>29409679
why would any woman be on r9k with any of the autistic fucks on here?
>>29409705
Or using 4chan lingo, you dingo.
I will anyone, ANYONES boyfriend ITT. Pic related, me.
Protip: No one will respond, fembots don't exist.
>>29409679
I got here because of /b/ and /mu/, then I started lurking other boards and once I got past the shitpost on this board I found myself agreeing with most of the things that people think about life, feminism, relationships, women, etc. so I stayed and now my brain is rotten and I can't talk to anyone irl
>>29409695
thanks, this pic is for you
>>29409718 (You)
(You)
by the way (You)
>>29409718
Believe it or not.
You don't have to be hot.
To win a robots heart.
But it's strange that you would want to affection of gay guys, when you aren't a guy.
>>29409757
>tfw no slutty black pilled virgin gf
s-stop
you're killing me
>>29409757
please do yourself and everyone a favor and just leave.
Im not even saying this to be mean but unless you have some kind of verbal abuse fetish you are doing literally nothing for yourself
>>29409757
Thanks love. You have a very nice ass and pussy, would enjoy having you sit down on my lap any day of the week.
>>29409736
Just give up on it anon. These whores will not settle for anything less than Chad himself, despite being low class females themselves. Give up on 3D women as a whole, just as I have done. Embrace the world of 2D. 2D girls can at least feel empathy, unlike 3D women. Find yourself a nice waifu and settle down.
>>29409757
make a timestamp
>>29409807
>2D girls can at least feel empathy
No. They can't.
>>29409821
Yes, they can. You just have to believe it.
On the other hand, 3D women will do everything in their power to ensure that you will suffer. Don't trust them.
>>29409663
>I will never masturbate sniffing those panties
>>29409828
No. They can't.
Stop being delusional.
>>29409855
Yes, they can. You've been fooled by the lies spread by women in order to garner more beta orbiters. Don't fall for their trickery anon! I'm trying to help you!
>>29409868
Yeah ok whatever dude.
>>29409696
a boring basic bitch that you're already launching into orbit for.
pathetic every last loser orbiting this basic bitch whore or most likely male troll for da lulz.
>>29409736
I will be your bf anon-kun
>>29409868
>This is your average r9k robot
>a delusional piece of work
>that surely disappoints his parents
>and garners second hand embarrassment to everyone who reads what he types
>>29409887
>>29409903
I SEE THROUGH THE LIES OF THE NORMANS
I DO NOT FEAR 2D LIKE YOU DO
Do any fembots from Australia even exist?
>>29409895
You have to be a biological female though, email me.
>>29409926
Next door here
>>29409934
>I will be your bf
>You have to be a biological female though, email me.
Well this is awkward
>>29409963
What state? Are you really an ausbot? Am I being LURED?
>>29409991
Nope next door as in next country
>>29410010
O-oh, that is still close enough. Want to talk some more?
>>29409966
I'll accept an extremely passable trap maybe
>>29410029
Hmmm what's your email? I don't use Skype or anything along the lines of
>tfw scared to post photo
>>29409757
Please tell me your name.
>>29410039
Do you have a throwaway that you can give me instead? None of mine are throwaways.
>>29409410
Catholic non virgin guy here from California here
I'm super involved with my parish and you're way more attractive than a lot of the girls I know here with boyfriends and even husbands
My girlfriend is a jehovah witness and I'm trying super hard to convert her :(
>>29410073
No mine are not throw always either epp
>>29410100
I found this "throw away email" site and it generated this one for me, so send me your email address to here:
[email protected]
Then I will reply on my proper one
>>29410090
It won't work anon. Jehovahs witnesses are like Christians and won't convert.
If she's the kind that doesn't celebrate holidays or birthdays I got some bad news for you man.
>>29409807
What did you expect pupper, beastiality is degenerate!
>>29410118
Done anon
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>>29410152
I look better than you, my biggest fan
>>29410214
I am not YBF.
I am a wonderful and glorious alpha. You are man's best friend. My doggo likes cheese. Do you?
>>29409807
>>29410214
Hello, pedro.
Who is you're waifu? Is it from some Star Wars cartoon?
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>>29410323
Of course it's not you, you fat autist.
>>29410343
Tell me about yourself, Pupper.
How do you like your coffee?
OP looks alright. I would date her.
My only turn offs would probably be how tall she is , and her personality.
Testing omak.
>>29408083
Always thought she was really cute, would happily have her as my gf
>>29410010
Kia Ora stacy
>>29407785
>26 year old KHHV
"The first couple of times don't count since they wore condoms"
>>29409663
I was doubtful at first, but it was this image that proved to me that "she" is just a roleplaying neckbeard.
There are NO girls on /r9k/ who look like that, let along virgins
>>29412737
alone* desu senpai
I know...sigh.
>>29412878
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>>29412878
be mine, baby girl
>>29412878
Liteally real life watamote
QT 3.14
>>29412878
>No timestamp
>Blacked
No thanks.
>>>/reddit/
>>29413329
Kill yourself, faggot
How does one get a fembot gf?
>>29413329
>unexpected response.
not really
>>29408761
Moar
Oregano
>>29407785
that's a girl that needs to be wifed and given 4-6 kids
>>29407785
Where do fembots go? Where can I pick them up?
I'd love a fembot gf, even had one for three years. Great sex, super loyal, liked to watch anime and movies. Eventually couldn't handle the distance from family/friends and moved back home.
I mean fuck I turn down stacies left and right because they're all lying, cheating whores. At this point you just have to be female and skinny and be aware of basic nerd shit.
>>29413887
Go away normalshit, you don't deserve a fembot
>>29407785
Ill be your bf anon
Pros: im a good boyfriend
Cons: im VERY ill !!
>>29408575
B U S C E M I
