>make a joke to potential gf over snapchat about being poor
>it's a picture of my gas gauge in my car
>she says she's cringing and that she'd give me a dollar
>"like how do you live"
>I left my job because it sucked ass a month ago
>she's a smug rich with tons of fancy Apple products who makes $20 tutoring kids because she's in honors
Don't make the mistake I did guys. Never reveal how much money you have, unless you're attempting to weed out gold diggers in which case this is very effective
>>29407531
Rich girls tend to be vapid whores so you might have just fucked yourself over. Either way nothing of value is lost
>>29407659
That's the idea. My game plan is/was she's abnormally tall, attractive enough to be my wife but not enough for chads to come after her. I'm not thirsty enough to give a fuck if she isn't interested
Pic related.
>not having a comeback ready
should have slowed down your responds you dweeb, and acted distant while you thought about how to turn that shit back around.
>>29407757
>driving an automatic
might as well kill yourself
>>29407757
Old Honda Accord?
>>29407757
You might be overreacting to her response.
It's not like she's necessarily lost all respect for you or something.
>>29407779
The problem is she is my friend and I would ruin my reputation if I acted out. I didn't think I needed a comeback because it's a joke.
>>29407812
Yep, it's admittedly a sturdy ass car. Accord 2000
>>29407821
She's in my head though, so I had to pretend I'm the alpha here and make a thread on r9k
