>welcome to life.exe
>roll your stats!
>not white
>below 180cm
>jawlet
>10cm cock
>poorfag
>white
>186cm
>17cm cock
>rich
>qt gf
>>29402982
>Born (likely) in a first world country
>Born during the age of information where posting shitty feels on 4chan all day is possible
>Born in an age where being a NEET is not only possible, but is permitted by society
Yeah, really sucks to be you m8
Be born not too much earlier and you would have died
> white
>below 180cm
>masculine strong jaw, chad aesthetics
>21cm cock
>poorfag
You win some you lose some.
Fuck meme arrows, I lost height but least I'm white and middle class
>>29402982
>shitskin
>180 cm
>15 cm when erect penis
>poor
>ugly, almost deformed
>stupid
>no coordination
have a lot of good skills in some areas but will never have the opportunity to show them because people are afraid that i will hurt them because i look like a rapist or something
isnt this game funny?
1/10 too expensive DONT PLAY THIS
>>29403003
>17cm
Oh wow, can't have it all can you? 23cm master race reporting in
>>29403023
>You win some
fuck you
sometimes I wonder if I'm actually a person in a simulation who gets to immediately experience everything my "real" self wants to.
Like they walked into the simulation arcade, decided they wanted to know what it was like to be a fucking loser, and then strapped in and the computer simulated my life for their experience.
>>29403159
What's more important, size or aesthetic? Like 20cm ugly or 15in perfect
>5'6"
>bald
>can't grow a beard
and you think you have room to complain
>>29403220
Pretend you have cancer for sympathy and girls attention
>>29402982
>good looking
>6'2"
>skinny
>effeminate
>talented musician
Thankfully I can play guitar fucking well. Trouble with that is the unwanted sperginess that comes with a passion.
So much embarrassing shit, it never ends.
>>29403236
i really do look like i have cancer. my eyebrows are thin as fuck. i am low-test incarnate
>>29403192
yea don't worry, you and i are in shit VR lives because our real selves are so perfect we felt like we had to experience life as losers just to humble ourselves
>Hispanic
>6'4"
>skinnyfat
>6" dick
>declining to poorfag status
>am white
>183 cm
>baby faced
> 6"x6" cock
>middle class
>>29403012
>he thinks not posting on 4chan all day and not being a NEET would harm us
idiota
