Dubs decide if I call my oneitis tonight, and what I will confess to her
can i stick my penis in your vagina? y/n?
>>29401984
Confess but tell her being just friends is too painful, so you're leaving her life forever.
call her and ask her out
Tell her about my*blank*fetish
Do not call her. Dubs have spoken.
don't do it
you have so much to pussy out for
that depends
do you actually know her
when was the last time you talked
if the answers are "yes" and any period of time less than 3 months ago then yes, and just be as honest as possible
otherwise, no
>>29402221
so fuckin close
call her and tell her everything, if she refuse you just kill yourself, then she will feel guilty and kill herself as well.
>>29402244
aight count it m8
>>29402221
>>29402221
*sweats externally*
>>29402244
>>29402266
We need a meme judge here, which post counts?
>>29402309
we don't need the judge if OP has talked to her in the last 3 months
minus suicide, but OP didn't say he'd follow any post call instructions
>>29402309
My dubs roll for call her
OP here
Looks like I'm gonna call her. Should I get boozed up before I do? I'm nervous.
>>29402437
no
no
no
booze up and you will regret the shit out of it
DO NOT
>>29402437
Just repeat this mantra in your mind, "A BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA I UH I UH I UH I UH THINK UR BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BEAUTIBULL AHHH I MEAN BABABABABABA IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF"
>>29402437
Ok dubs decide if I run to get some vodka, help me anons.
>>29402599
nah
dont do it
just dont
>>29402599
Eat 8 benadryl wait an 1 1/2 hours and then do it.
Kek bless me with dubs and I will walk 100000 miles in your name. Oh great Kek dubs I call theeeeeee
>>29402996
Lol, dubs just happens, you can't try to get it.
>>29401984
What does oneitis mean?
>>29402599
McCormick vodka my nigga.
>>29403176
Hello, new friend :)
Original commento
>>29402599
avoid
alcohol
>>29403166
kek
>>29403235
I didn't expect that to happen honestly, I'm still laughing
>>29403205
>Hello new friend :)
Well yeah I am, so what does it mean?
Also, im fairly certain I belong here, I fit most of the qualifications.
Height: 5"7'
Khv
Penis length is below than average
Socially retarded and what have you
Etc...
>>29403176
like one person youre unreasonably obsessed with
>>29403166
woaa look at this guy
>>29403251
Okay, some etymology would be nice, is it an acronym? Or some foreign word that means something totally different but you guys decided to use here? Like "desu", which I never understood what you guys mean by desu, fairly certain desu is a Japanese verb that takes the place of is, are, am and such.
>>29403276
>>29403235
Kek, but I still feel a little bad for this guy, just have to trust in dubs, ya know?
>>29402996
>>29403250
Welcome home, but lurk more my man
I say get the vodka
Tell her "I want to taste your precious warm lemonade".
