would you kiss this for $50 y/n
I'd kiss it for 50 yea.
Eat it for 100,000,000.00 though.
>>29401965
I don't think you could finish eating it.
>>29401885
That thing will be a big ass beetle one day.
I wish I had a giant beetle bro.
>>29401965
Swallow it whole and let me record it for fap material.
will marry coz, one day, it will turn into a beautiful butterfly
>>29401987
For fuckin 100,000,000? Yea, I could.
KMS though.
Could empty the guts. Use lining, fill with pork or chicken. Basically sausage.
>>29401885
yes
open seasame
I've eaten witchetty grubs no problem.
They weren't that big though.
I'd do it for the protein.
>>29401885
>>29401965
doesn't look that gross, as long as it's not poisonous i'd kiss it, but eating it, i'd do that only if cooked.
50 bucks? dude i live in the third world and i'm making 120$ a month. of course
>>29402003
Oh yea worm chad get in my mouth.
>>29401885
Would kiss for 50$
Would eat it for 1000$ in cash upfront
third world baby, ain't scared of nothing anymore
>>29401885
yes why not, its just a fucking harmless slug/caterpillar/whateverthefuck
>>29401965
What about holding a 5cms (not including antennae) live roach in your mout for a minute?
>>29402075
Oh shit. You move in for the kiss, but it sprouts up and bum rushes into your mouth and into your throat. What do you do?
>>29402082
a hundred bucks
>>29401885
i'd kiss it for $50/hr
>>29401885
more appealing than eating pussy
>>29401885
sure, why not?
I'm guessing people somewhere in the world actually eat those, like they eat cockroaches, so kissing that larva for 50 dollars wouldn't really be a problem, but rather a sweet deal.
>>29402135
You are doing it wrong. Or the wrong one.
I would let someone shit in my mouth for $50
Does it hab a fuckable pussy?
>mfw no worm pussy
>>29402109
>opening your mouth wide enough to let a giant maggot into your throat when you kiss it
why not just give it a small kiss on its side or something you don't have to make out
>>29402109
eat it and collect my money
>>29402339
Uh sorry bro
The deal was kiss it and get $50
You ate it, not kissed it.
You owe us for our gross thing
>>29402109
W-why did you have to put that idea in my head, Anon?
>>29401885
Serve me that shit like it's a Ganges River cuisine.
>>29401885
Yeah, it's kind of cute.
