What is the best ass you have ever seen /r9k/?
>be me
>be in high school few years back
>be bi
>hang out with hot guys pretending to be strait
>hang out with hot girls pretending to be gay
>one rich french girl who's dad married an Italian supermodel
>she's got her booty, and its phat
>watched her ass so much I could tell you stories for days
pic related, its her. I got more pics and stories if you want
Was it real?
>>29400393
yeah it was real, too young to get implants you retard. She ate so much all the time. She could eat at least twice as any of us in our friend's group, and was constantly snackin on some junk. All of it went to her butt and thighs though
>>29400362
How big was it though?
>>29400690
Well, for starters it was large enough to not hide. If she wore loose clothing it would still show. And even in jeans, the tightest she could find, you would still see it jiggle. Her waist was small enough that all her pants had to be really small, and her butt was so big that her jeans always were loose around her waistline, yet tight as fuck around her ass. You know those loose pajama type pants? When she wore them she made them look like leggings because her butt stretched them out so much, and she bought it for the size of her waist.
>>29400362
>Sat behind fatassed Mexican chick when I was a freshman in high school
>Internet was down at home
>Took creepshots of girl's ass on phone to use for fap material
>Made friends with that girl later in the year and she never knew about my dastardly deeds
this girl i used to know and hanged around with. she was a drug addict slut, but i have never seen an ass IRL as good as hers. she was kind of skinny, no tits, but as soon as you get to her hips everything goes boom boom pop juice
>>29400362
Haven't seen one IRL since most girls are skinnyfat or top-heavy
>>29400753
Very nice. More please?
>>29400753
>>29400362
>lov4
>lov6
YOU HAVE MORE, POST MORE
I went to school with a girl whose breath smelled like shit, but her ass was FAT. I don't think I've ever seen an ass that big, not even in porn. She would always wear yoga pants, so the thing was just hanging out. I'd pay so much to bury my face in it.
>>29400362
>talks about her amazing ass
>posts a picture that doesnt show her ass
...
>>29400856
Basically this. She was a heroin addict, somewhat flat chested, and fucking tiny. I met her in the psych ward. That fucking ass gave me a semi right as I was walking past the nurses station. I swear half the time she was talking to staff, she would intentionally bend over so that she was sticking her ass out in the air.
She was pretty cool.
>>29400753
>tfw youll never get a phat booty qt gf like this
there is quite literally no point in being alive, family member.
>>29401506
Anything is possible if you believe
>>29401372
didn't you see the other pic?
>>29401410
OP here, that reminds me of a story.
This girl, did I mention, was a big tease? As I said earlier, she loved stuffing her face. What she would do is try and get poor guys to give their snacks/lunches to her by using her butt. Like bumping them with it, or sitting on their desk with her ass in their face until they gave her their food. It was great
>>29400362
>>29400753
>>29402793
HOOOOOHOOOOLY SHIT MORE OF THAT FAT ASSSS!
>>29402793
>until they gave her their food
WHO THE FUCK WOULD STOP HER.
I'd let her bully me with that booty all day long.
"Go ahead crush my face with it, I still wont give you my food!"
>>29402793
The girl I mentioned was somewhat of a tease, but not to the level you described. She did take advantage of me I think, but I also was taking advantage of her. She latched onto me, and I'm fairly certain that was just a protection thing. She thought I was nice and on some other conscious or subconscious level thought "Hey, he can make sure nothing bad happens to me in here". Meanwhile I basically treated her like my own manic pixie dream girl.
Another story for you guys still here before I leave:
So one time I was just hanging around with her and my other girl-friends at my house and we decided to jump in my pool. Well it was a bad idea as we had to immediately change afterwords since clothes were getting annoying. (1/2)
>>29405513
go on FAGGOT
>>29405513
Well, I ended up giving some of my sister's clothes to my friends. We had some of her older clothes too so they fit some of the tinier girls. Butt there was one BIG problem, that being big booty Judy over here had such a big ass it wouldn't fit over any of the god damn pants. Even unbuttoned, the jeans just would not budge. I had the BEST job ever to struggle these pants over her ass and, by how difficult it was, I was more frustrated than anything. Eventually, we found leggings that we managed to squeeze all that juiciness into, and she complained it was too tight. Well, apparently it was, since when she took a step the legging ripped from the thigh down. (2/2)
>pic is of her looking pregnant after she finished gorging on a new years buffet
>>29404078
To be fair, she did get kind of in the way after a while. And really, can you say no to the girl with the fat ass begging you for food?
>>29405737
>>29405633
>>29405513
It's so fucking nice. I need more!
>>29405737
More, like, right now. Any info on her facebook, something for future ... scientific research?
>>29405785
Yeah, sorry man. She doesn't use facebook much, these are the only pics with her delicious booty visible...
>>29405883
Facebook is private...
>>29405914
Meant to say HER facebook is private
>cant see webm in thumbnail
>hope its good
>>29400753
>>29402793
>>29405513
>>29405633
>>29405737
hota watt habbaihat
b0ty
>>29405737
this is the type of woman who should be required by law to have an instagram.
>>29405974
I decided not to leave but may at any time, seriously it was. During class her butt/thighs would cover the entire seat and spill over, pressing against the metal holding the back up. It was distracting as hell to anyone, I'm sure even strait girls got jealous.
>>29406037
True.
>>29400753
>>29402793
>>29405513
>>29405633
>>29405737
jfc look at the size of that ass I would lick the shit out of it
>>29406084
I got to slap/grab it once. Be jealous. Yes, it was as amazing as anyone would think it would be
Leaving for tonight, goodbye. Maybe I'll tell more booty stories tomorrow
>>29406114
do you have more of her? it doesn't matter if it's not showing her glorious butt cheeks
Dove Cameron
>>29400776
>High School
>Sat behind hottest chick in school
>Her butt crack was ALWAYS sticking out of her pants
>We both sat in the very back
>one day decide to masturbate
>rub my dick on my leg through my shorts
>jizz through my pant leg onto the floor
>Makes a loud *splat* noise when it hits the floor
>it was quiet during some worksheet so I few people heard
>she turns around and looks at floor
>dont think she noticed
>looks up at my face
>I'm red as fuck
>gives me a weird look and turns around
close one
>>29406684
i like you just for having the courage to do that.
I wish I could of done it to this girl I came across in university.
But if I got caught i'd be screwed for sure.
>>29407036
Look at it. it's delicious and fat
>>29400362
Pic related has a great ass
Wish he'd let us show it
>>29400362
Probably Carolina Ardohain
>>29408779
>Carolina Ardohain
my nigger, where are you from?
>mfw she got dumped for a better looking gal
>>29408803
USA, but been fapping to Argentinean models for decades
>walking down the street
>girl comes down the road
>huge fat ass on skinny body
>like a hentai ass
>each individual cheek is jiggling with each step
>look around
>about 10 dudes just staring
>at one point I pretend to drop my phone to get a better look
I really felt like I need to take a picture but I was too scared
