>tfw can't masturbate because it's a holiday
>>29399935
I'll bite. Why?
Fuck. I knew I should've posted a brap thread instead. Those things always get a shitton of replies.
>>29400093
Because it's a holiday. Can't fap on holidays. Sucks because I'm NEET and am usually left alone in my room and no one in the house really interacts with me.
>>29400134
Lock the fucking door then
>>29400161
What does the door being locked have to do with me not fapping on a holiday?
>>29400232
Do you mean holiday as in a holiday or holiday as in autistic British version of a vacation?
>>29400093
LMAO OP IS A FUCKING JEW
ENJOY UR SABBATH YOU FILTHY KIKE
>>29400331
American holiday. It's Father's Day. I don't know where you live, so my bad if you already knew that.
>>29400354
I am American I just don't understand why you can't masturbate on account of fucking Father's day. The reason I said lock the door is because I thought you thought someone would walk in or some shit. Also if you can't masturbate cause other people are walking around your house then you're a normalfag
>>29400413
It has nothing to do with other people being in my house. I've fapped with other people in my house before, just not on holidays or birthdays.
Also, can you explain the reasoning behind
>if you can't masturbate cause other people are walking around your house then you're a normalfag
?
I genuinely don't get it.
OP IS A DISGUSTING MOOSLEM SANDNIGGER
THREAD'S CLOSED
DON'T REPLY
>>29400457
Most normalfags would feel awkward masturbateing around other people. Robots don't give a shit also what exactly is the problem then?
>>29400509
I can't masturbate on holidays, man. I'll get uncomfortably obsessed and bothered over the fact that I did if I did.
>tfw no fap for 3 days straight
>>29400788
What's making you do NoFap, friendo?
>>29400815
I just don't want to end up with erectile dysfunction. I use to fap 3-5 times a day for years. I just came back from the mall and just seeing clothed women was too lewd for me.
>>29400935
Damn, I've heard of that happening before, but I can't comprehend it.
>>29401024
I meant this part
>I just came back from the mall and just seeing clothed women was too lewd for me.
>>29400935
Now Islamic norms should make sense. Burqas and gender segregation
>>29401024
The erectile dysfunction or getting turned on by women easily? desu I think I got a new fetish from this, Not fapping while being extremely turned on for hours at a time. My brain is craving to fuck badly and the slightest movement of my pants that's touching my dick feels like I'm seconds away from orgasming, but I don't. I don't want the feeling to stop.
>>29400535
>can't masturbate on holidays
>get uncomfortably obsessed and bothered over the fact that I did
/thread
Shit ending
Everyone go home now, bait show is over
>>29401092
Makes sense. Imagine being a sand nigger that has probably never seen a pair of tits before for your entire life but is horny as hell, and then you go to germany and sees 14 y/o school girls running around all over the place in mini skirts and crop tops.
>>29401200
Just because it triggers you doesn't mean it's bait.
>tfw masturbating to father/son incest only today
>>29401200
>I can't masturbate on holidays, man. I'll get uncomfortably obsessed and bothered over the fact that I did if I did.
Love how you omitted the "if I did" part.
Also
>Show's over boys go home xDDDDDD
is a clear indication you're from reddit, so you really should go back there.
>>29401039
>be on internet all day erry day
>see countless hours of naked sluts doing every conceivable act of filth and depravity
>fap furiously to all of this, 2 times minimum, up to 6/7 times a day for years and years
>go outside for groceries maybe once every two weeks
>suddenly clothed women is more lewd than any naked pair of bouncing titties could ever be.
Conservatively dressed women man. Ain't no going back from that.
>>29400346
Wrong day you ass
>>29401428
I don't know that feel. Naked humans in general disgust me, even my own body does. I hate looking in the mirror when nude.
I just masturbate because it makes my head feel nice for a bit. For me, it's kinda like having a smoke break. You wouldn't smoke to anything, right?
>visiting family for Christmas
>an entire week of no fap
>start actively seeking people on my otherwise unused dating site accounta
>a few bites here and there
>day 3 the boners are killing me
>make post on Craigslist
>day 5 get replay from mostly passable trap with nice ass
>reply as a just in case
>he's down to meet up when I get back
>day 7 and no female bites
>just kept talking to the trap
>the second I get off the train I go over to their place
>rock hard seeing him in full trap mode
>just whip out dick and they suck it for a while
>after 10 minutes of that pop them off and bend them over their couch
>fuck them hard as I can, went in raw
>unleash biggest load of my life deep in their ass
>pull out and admire gaping hole
>get rock hard again
>move him over to bed
>fuck him again
>on his back this time
>notice their panties are soaked in cum and pre
>eventually cum again
>shower and leave
My dick had assumed complete control lads, I try to stay away from nofap now. But since I tested clean after I came to my senses I just abstain for a few days and go use them again when I need to. Still feel weird about it afterwards to this day because I know it's a man but cumming inside and the temporary mental trickery that comes with a hard cock make it work. I hang out with the guy out of drag though, we mostly play games online.
>>29400134
-Why- can't you jerk it on holidays is the question here.
>>29401769
Maybe he grew up religious.
>>29401889
It feels better when it's sacrilegious you dunce. Every little Jew boy knows that.
>>29401577
My own body is a grotesque thing I can't stand the sight of and won't even look at my own face in the mirror. Other peoples' are fine to look at.
First it started with my dad's hustlers, and only got worse from there. Started masturbating at an early age. nothing came out of my dick, but it did make my weewee tingle and rushed my head. Been prone to migraines all my life, even as a kid, so that helped, I can understand that feel anon. Tapered off because no porn in the house and didn't have internet until I was like 15, then it only got worse. So much worse. It became a drug, a fix, a high I had to chase. Snuck faps in the bathrooms at school, fapped in my room. Moved downstairs into the basement because it was more private and I could fap my fucking hand and dick raw. Up until about a year ago I would fap almost every two hours. A fucking fap junkie. Now my dick barely works. Dick has a mileage limit, and I broke my odometer long ago.
>>29402022
You just have to not jack off all day every day man, i've been jacking off 1 or 2 times a day before bed for 20 years now and my dick still works great.
>>29401583
That's actually kind of sweet anon. :3
But what do you mean 'mostly' passable? Just curious.
>>29402086
I haven't jacked off but maybe once or twice in the past two years. 31 now, started fappin' like that when I was around 7 or thereabouts.
>>29402108
The face shape, make-up helped but years of seeing traps on 4chan gives you a good eye for this.
>>29400535
Breathing representation of autism
>>29401428
It's all true, my fantasies now they're all wearing dresses so they can keep those on while I have sex with them. I just don't get as hard from full nude women.
>>29401583
>tfw only cds in your area are 40 year old men who don't even shave
Why can't anime just be real already?
