Post some mischief, I'll start:
>mummy thinks I'm a genius
>actually so mentally incompetent I work retail and still fuck up
>Mummy is going to bed
>tell her to not let any demons possess her body while she's asleep in a sinister voice
>she calls me an idiot and goes to her bed
>comes back 10 minutes later to call me a stupid asshole with a cracking voice and goes back to her room
Why are norms so superstitious and stupid?
please respond.
original comment 2.0
>be me
>live in a house of 12 students
>someone starts stealing food
>I use this as cover to steal for myself
>first thief takes all the blame
>I get away scot-free
>gf believes in ghosts
>rig up all electronics in the house with timers to randomly turn them off
>gf literally thinks our house is haunted
>take massive shits in public toilets
>fill it with paper
>flush until water backs up to rim
>waddle away
Mfw every shit I leave is a ticking time bomb for the maintenance staff
