MEGA MILLIONS is now at 335 million dollars. Are you buying a ticket?
>>29398500
Yes.
>tfw you will never win and have all your problems solved
100k would solve all my problems except having to work, and 50k would fix most.
>>29398500
nah. I bought a ticket once.
Maybe the universe wants me to be poor.
Well, time to buy a ticket. I won $4 in the powerball yesterday so...
>>29399055
I was a number away from winning $78k . It was a local 5 number lottery
might as well wipe your diirty greasy shitty ass with that money
>>29399970
That would probably induce suicide for me.
>>29399970
I'm the guy right above you who won $4. All my other numbers were 1 off from the jackpot. But oh well
Ever notice how a robo never wins?
It's always a normie fuck with a stable career.
>>29398500
6700 50k dollar prizes v 1 $335M prize
>>29400257
What? It's almost always an old person or a guy with a shitty job
>>29400321
Maybe in the US. UK Lottery a middle-class home-owner wins most of the time.
>>29398500
Why bother when you alreadyd won the genetic lottery?
>>29400348
There you go. In the US it's either an old couple or Cletus the redneck who gets killed because it
What is the best bet for me to win $2,000? That's all I want.
[Spoiler]You can't win if you don't play![/spoiler]
maybe tomorrow. I know there's basically no chance of winning, but I'm addicted to that sliver of hope
I would probably buy this site, either to attempt a purge of the cancer or to shut it down permanently
