*feedback*NEETCOM 6! NEETCOM 6! THIS IS NEET 5 REPORTING IN. WE NEED BACK UP. A HORDE OF CHADS ARE SURROUNDING US.*feedback* PLEASE COPY.
>>29398081
NEETCOM 6 PLEASE REPORT IN! PLEASE
*kssh* This is Beta-squadron 3, we are orbiting area, tell us if you need any help, if not it's okay too ... just too let you know *kssh*
>>29398465
*feedback* THIS IS NEET 5. WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET BETA-SQUAD 5. WE ARE SHOVING ENEMY LINES WITH OUR POO POO CANNONS.
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*kssh* o-okey.. we'll let them drown in our tears and bombard them with cumbottles, if it's okey for you. *kssh*
>>29398081
*feedback* NEETCOM5 This is REE-COMMAND we have two Tendie drops inbound and an AL-1B missile interceptor in the operational area above, can you give us an idea of whats around you besides fucking Chad Thundercock, God Damn I hate chads, sorry, OVER *feedback*
THIS IS NEETCOM 4, TAKING HEAVY FIRE! *bzzzzzzz* THEY'RE CARPET BOMBING US, WE WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD THIS BASEMENT FO-AHHHHHHHHRRGGHGH *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...*
*bing bong*
h-helllo?
o-over....
>>29398081
Thisis NEETCOM 6. We just neutralized a battalion of Chads and are now on our way. Over.
>>29398902
BOMB THE CHURCHES. BUMB THE STREETS . BOMB EVERYWHERE.
Status 4, I repeat status 4. The cummys are go, won't be long before the news start picking up on this.
Tendies out.
*hushed tone*
Wagecuck specops 4 reporting in. Jew boss and normie coworkers are in the red zone. On standby for detonation on your orders NEETCOM
Nobody in this thread ever browsed r9k pre-deletion.
NEETCOM 4 is dead. Fall back and regroup, mobilize our beta-squad. God help us.
>>29399102
peepee brigade has been dispatched, 5 Stacey's have been rounded up into a corner. Awaiting conformation from bottle unit.
>>29399102
ILL MAKE THOES DAMN NORMIES PAY FOR THIS. *feedback* IM GOING TO SUICIDE BOMB THEIR HQ. IM GOING IN HOT. REMEMBER ME, THIS IS NEETCOM 5. OVER AN OUT.
beta detachment epsilon here, our commanding autist is dead. Its over for us, requesting airstrike on current location, put the fear of God in these normalfags
*feedback*This is REEEEcon Beta-squadron 3.Stacy's having a party.Mostly normies and a few chads.Requsting poopoopeepee arty.*feedback*
Are the dirty bombs true? I hear beta 7 has a chemist working for them.
*static*
Ohaioh!
Stacey Rose here!
Guys, this whole beta uprising thing has, like, just gone too far...
Don't you miss your parents?
Your comfy room?
Your tendies?
Just some things to think about, guys.
And if you head to my website at www.beurself.gov, you will find a link to my twitch stream!
As always, stay fresh!
*kssh* THIS IS NEETCOM 7
THERE ARE LOADS OF STACIES AND CHADS AND NORMIES WHO ARE WEARING FNAF SHIRTS, NEED SUPPORT NOW *kssh*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
HAHAHAHAHAH IS THIS HOW YOU LOSERS SPEND YOUR TIME?
THIS IS CHAD BY THE WAY, NAILING A 11/10 I JUST MET AS WE SPEAK
*click*
>>29399268
>..."bang"
>..."static" whore "static"...
>>29398081
*CCCHH* THIS IS NEETCOM 8, Lieutenant, bomb that tree line about 100 yards back! Give me some room to breathe *CCCHHHH*
Some of you are alright, don't go on the internet tomorrow.
*kssh* COME IN REE-COMMAND, COM-*ksssh*--NEMY FORCES ADVANCING, CHAD I--*ksssh*--ERRUN OUR POSITIONS, WE ARE LOW ON A--*ksssh*-- CASUALTIES, REPEAT, W--*kssh*--ING OVERRUN. NEED IMMEDIATE REINFOR--*kssh*,--GRID 187344, PLEASE ADVISE, OVER!
NEET DEMOLITIONS UNIT 91 REPORTING
>>29399255
Dirty bomb confirmed. I have 4 55gal drums of piss and one IBC tank of poop. Payload is rigged and ready, delivery system is still in progress.
We've hit a few dead ends so if any neetgineers have suggestions were all ears. We went to steal one of the trucks that spray herbicide along highways for aerosolized dispersion but note of us could drive a stick and we couldn't find a truck with automatic tranny.
>>29399303
*Staic* I HAVE SENT A POO-POO BOMBER ON YOUR WAY
ENJOY YOU LAST FUCK *Static*
>>29399341
***CHH*** This is the Wagecuck's Demise reporting in; providing coastal bombardment to grid square 187344. We will commence bombardment in four minutes; abandon your positions and make your way rearward.
>>29399428
*kssh* NEGATIVE, SIR, WE ARE SURROUNDED BY THE ENEMY; LAUNC--*kssh*--DINANCE NOW, WE'LL SHELTER IN PL--*kssh*--EATH TO CHAD!*kssh*
>>29399139
This is General PooPoo speaking. You have orders to shoot enemy combatants on sight. Take no prisoners.
*coughing*
*spitting noises*
Ree-command, this Agent Rogers
The western supply depot is...*deep breaths*
about to be neutralized.
But I don't think I'm going to make it.
*laughter, interrupted by coughing*
I'm going to see my waifu, gents.
*static*
SEE YOU IN HELL, CHADS!
[FATAL ERR: transmission lost]
REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING, KEEP YOUR POSITIONS BOYS
Code 394956 OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>29399506
Yes sir, open fire lads!
>>29399490
***CHHH*** Roger that; we'll be deploying chemical P-00P-00 and PP shells, don your hazmat gear and hope for the best.
>>29399609
*feedback* CODE RED. CODE RED. I REPEAT. CODE RED. DO NOT DEPLOY. WE ARE GRABBING ENEMY INTEL RIGHT NOW. IT WILL COMPROMISE THE MISSION. *feedback*
Hey, it's the 1st cucktenant of 6/9 Beta Company 1st platoon. We have have 4 urgent casualties with chad in the area, can you send out a bird soon?
FEEL-GAS SQUADRON REPORTING IN
WE WILL SUFFOCATE THE CHADS WITH SARIN
OVER
POOPOO BATALLION CALLING IN
THE SUMMERFAGS ARE ATTACKING FROM ALL SIDES
*static*MUCH LONGER. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. FALL BACK
