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>he buys strawberry flavored ice cream and milkshakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMpsva2Atzg
>>29397926
whats wrong with strawberry flavored ice cream and milkshakes
>>29397926
Fuck you strawberry is a god tier fruit
>She doesn't like strawberry ice cream and milkshakes
Dodged a fucking bullet.
strawberry milk mix > chocolate milk mix
>>29397926
>he likes me but he's fat
why are you doing this to me god. please give him the ability to quickly and rapidly decide that he wants to lose weight.
>>29397981
>>29397985
It's kind of gay if a guy likes it
>>29397998
>>29397999
I like it myself
>>29398145
how is that gay in any way
fucking retards replying to a bait thread
>>29398213
It's pink
>He retreats at the battle of Mikatagahara
>>29398024
Tell him he can have the pussy if he loses weight.
>>29398358
>he's a weeb
real red flag here. Not even memeing
Strawberry is good as fuck, anyone that says otherwise can kill themselves fucking subhumans
>>29397926
I allways buy strawberry flavoured milkshake and ice cream. Even the yogurt I eat is strawberry flavoured. So that's why I have to be single? Kill me now.
>>29397926
>hating on strawberry flavored anything
you sound just like my ex, kill yourself whore
>>29398428
That's not even being a weeb though. Weeb's like anime and shit, they don't know actual Japanese history.
>he thinks mint and chocolate don't taste good together
>>29398324
pussy is pink
if a man love pussy he is gay lul
>>29398542
well if you like women you are actually gay
>>29398542
>pussy
>pink
pick one
>>29398547
alright i feel you
>he goes to the gym
>>29397926
Black
Muslim
Fat
Under 6 feet
Penis below 8 inches
Has piss bottles
Watches anime
Takes medication for any MH problem
Hasnt served in the military
Has no college degree
Has no house
No car
Poor
Balding
Owns cats
Plays WOW
Dirty
Cant grow facial hair
Fucked up teeth
Beta
Owns a fedora
Doesnt hold the door open for women
Doesnt pull chair out for women
Likes Trump
Doesnt have any gay friends
Wants to get pegged
Wants any kind of butt play
Has feet under 12 inches
Has big ears
Wears glasses
Is BI
Has had sex with black man or woman
Sticks dildos up his ass
Watches the simpsons
Doesnt go to the gym at least 4 times a week
Doesnt own a dog
Doesnt pay for dinner
>>29397926
>He doesnt know how to use chopsticks
>>29398428
Knowing about Japanese history =/= weeaboo.Fucking idiot.
>>29397926
Red flags for women:
>has a male dog
Women are uncapable of controlling themselves, and all they care about is sex, so if a woman owns a male dog she will most likely have sex with it.
>>29398644
>>29398428
>>29398642
Japanese history otakus are weebs, pham
>>29398592
I think he refers to a pussy hasn't been over used
>>29398428
>LOL what faggot is knowledgeable about history these days?
>>29398661
is this true?
Everytime I see a woman with a male dog and shes single or whatever I always think that
>>29398640
Also
>hasn't slept with 20 women before me
>won't fight other guys when I pick fights with them
>>29398640
so i know this is b8 but 12 inch feet is clown tier, top >0.5%. are you thinking of shoe size 12?
>>29398640
>Has no college degree
>Has no house
>No car
>Poor
>Gay friends
But I'm a muhreen
>>29398640
>Penis below 8 inches
Had you have left this out, it could've gotten someone.
>He bought an Android
>>29398700
Nope. That's just you being an insecure teenager using generic insult buzzwords because you get triggered by everything.
>>29398824
All the girls I've fucked could only take 5 before I hit the cervix and theyd cry if I went deeper. They should be talking bout girth. 8 is possible but unrealistic. Most average sized guys have big dicks
>>29398771
>won't fight other guys when I pick fights with them
I know you're kidding, but this is a real red flag for me.
FUCKING ROASTIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE285655665268
>>29398874
>Not beating their ass then chewing her out for being a cunt
>>29398640
But I have coffee.
You want that coffee, right?
>>29398870
nice ad hom. Doesn't change the fact that you're still a weeb
>buzzwords
read your own post. it's chock-full of buzzwords.
>>29398640
>Doesn't have any gay friends
>hanging around with a bunch of STD carrying degenerates
>>29398874
>picks fights and expects her boyfriend to defend her bitchy ass
Literally makes you a Stacy.
>>29398874
The trick is that you have to smack your bitch to calm her down.
Gets them wet and I don't have to fight the dumbass who had to listen to her.
>>29398925
>Nice ad hom
More generic comebacks. Insecure teenager confirmed. Dismiss the argument by claiming it isn't one rathe then actually disputing it.Go on now, call me an edgy fedora and tell me to go back to r3ddit.
>>29398324
Are you 14?
Vag is also pink you dumbo
>>29398925
>nice ad hom.
>Doesn't change the fact that you're still a weeb
The irony of this post. You must be baiting.
>>29398640
>likes trump
>red flag
>>29398871
What girth is optimal?
>>29397926
chocolate flavour is gross and shit-coloured, fuck off roastie!!!
>>29397949
Jesus christ what the hell is wrong with his voice?
>he mainly dislikes SJWs for superficial reasons (silly hair, grandma glasses, etc)
>he doesn't think SJWs are the end result of a deeper problem and just sees them as a nuisance that are trying to ruin his video games
>he believes in "equal relationships" and doesn't think that fathers are better than mothers when it comes to teaching children about courage and autonomy
>>29398324
Back in the day, pink was seen as a manly colour.
Childrens toys for males were pink and toys for females were baby blue.
Fun facts. look it up.
>>29398476
>Weeb's like anime and shit, they don't know actual Japanese history.
I can't tell if you're baiting or not.
>>29399430
Translated:
>Your comment triggers me so you're baiting
>>29399482
Well yeah it triggers me because it's incorrect.
>>29399523
>Since the post hurts my feelings, that makes it incorrect
>>29399413
seems like that's an urban legend
Is there any specific evidence that makes you believe that's the case?
>>29399564
I saw it on a tv program about advertising.
>>29399547
No it's incorrect because it's incorrect.
Stop making these stupid assumptions and learn what words mean.
>>29399607
>S-stop upsetting me, omg ur stupid and mean!! :((((
>WAAAAAHHHH I'm right and you're wrong WAAAAHHHHH
>>29399650
>shitposting this hard
calm down
>>29400139
>I have to win this very important internet argument, but I have no further argument
>I know. I'll insult his posts rather than writing out an actual rebuttal. xD BTFO'd that guy for sure xDDDD
>He has a Religion
>he's overtly racist on the internet but only covertly racist or even completely passive in real life
RED ALERT RED ALERT
>he falls for Stacies
>he has prejudices against women with tattoos
>>29397926
>he's not openly gay
>he's never had a live in bf
>pansexual
>he is a comp sci/engineering major/graduate
>he only talks about video games
>he still lives with his parents
>he vapes
>>29400875
would've been decent bait if you had reverse it
>>29398640
>Black
Man fuck you whore. Seriously fucking die.
>>29400875
you forgot
>bisexual
>>29401737
I don't mind bi as i like MMF threesomes but I am a gay guy and those are actually my pet peeves re: 4chan gay guys.
>>29401776
>i like MMF threesomes
>I am a gay guy
red flag
>>29398640
>[X] Black
>[X] Muslim
>[X] Fat
>[X] Under 6 feet
>[X] Penis below 8 inches
>[X] Has piss bottles
>[X] Watches anime
>[X] Takes medication for any MH problem
>[X] Hasnt served in the military
>[X] Has no college degree
>[X] Has no house
>[X] No car
>[X] Poor
>[X] Balding
>[X] Owns cats
>[X] Plays WOW
>[X] Dirty
>[X] Cant grow facial hair
>[X] Fucked up teeth
>[X] Beta
>[X] Owns a fedora
>[X] Doesnt hold the door open for women
>[X] Doesnt pull chair out for women
>[X] Likes Trump
>[X] Doesnt have any gay friends
>[X] Wants to get pegged
>[X] Wants any kind of butt play
>[X] Has feet under 12 inches
>[X] Has big ears
>[X] Wears glasses
>[X] Is BI
>[X] Has had sex with black man or woman
>[X] Sticks dildos up his ass
>[X] Watches the simpsons
>[X] Doesnt go to the gym at least 4 times a week
>[X] Doesnt own a dog
>[X] Doesnt pay for dinner
:(
>>29402131
You can always wear contacts. :)
>>29398640
>Watches the simpsons
what's wrong with this
>>29398640
This better be fucking b8
