H-hey anon, w-will you go to church with me?
>>29397921
shut the fuck up you know I will
>>29397921
I'm 31, what're you, like 16?Haha, I'm joking, I don't care how old you are.
>>29397921
Does she have rickets or something? Thought that shit has been eradicated
>>29397921
blah blah blah something about god letting you get crippled blah blah blah not if he's all loving/omnipotent blah blah blahno but seriously even something like being crippled fucks with the most deep-rooted theology and has yet to be satisfactorily answered by anyone religious, stupid fucking religos
>>29398060
*tips fedora*
God put us all to the test. Some more than others, as people are not equal.
>>29398060
There have been many hundreds of theodicies proposed by thinkers over the years, just because you don't agree with them doesn't mean they're not satisfactory answers for other religious people.
>>29398085
what's the point though, to let some people suffer for no reason? why does he need to test us if he already knows what will happen?
>>29398107
religious people fail to see the absurdity of their thinking, being an apologist doesn't help rid them of their delusions
>>29397921
That depends. Your god - uh I mean God says that if I do you up the ass, that's not sex before marriage, right? And you can keep those braces on while we do that?
>>29398125
>what's the point though, to let some people suffer for no reason? why does he need to test us if he already knows what will happen?
again, there are many many proposed answers to this. Read up on the irenaean theodicy or boethius's theory of the eternal now, that answers some faults with theological predeterminism.
>religious people fail to see the absurdity of their thinking, being an apologist doesn't help rid them of their delusions
You can say that, but there are many arguments for the existence of god that at least appear to make logical sense, obviously they're unprovable, but I can understand why people might believe them
>>29398125
>what's the point though, to let some people suffer for no reason?
Reason is to see if the tested one is worthy.
>why does he need to test us if he already knows what will happen?
This is simply not an issue for being that would exist outside of time.
He would not think about things that happen in the time space like beings that are trapped in time.
>>29397921
Oy vey fuck that and fuck you
>>29397921
Is that where you're gonna TRY to run away to?
>white
Denied before I could even process her exoskeleton
>>29398273
>It's good that you stay with your own kind. Those fucking goys needs to know their place.
implying any of these woman wouldnt look at me with disgust
wew lad
>>29398452
wat?
you mean that you are not white or she is?
>>29398783
I'm not white, and I don't care for white girls.
>>29398556
kek, yeah. Chad isn't an asshole, he'll bang disabled chicks too. Frankly Chad is often a pretty cool guy. Disabled chicks are often a fetish too. And they despise betas approaching them thinking they will settle for them. They don't have to settle.
>>29398811
Well that's racist pal. I hope you are not a racist, are you?
>tfw you have a medical bondage fetish
>>29398837
I know you're making jokes, but that's not racist at all, I don't hate them or anything and yeah I'd fuck one, but I'd never date or marry one.
>>29398837
It's not racist
Different races shouldn't mix.
>>29398897
>>29398878
I know it's not racist guys. Only whites can be racist sillies.
>>29398897
Nah, I'm down for racemixing. I just don't care for white girls.
>>29397921
Hell y- I mean yeah of course I will
>>29399250
>That mass was so nice. So what do you wan't to do next onii-chan?
>>29399418
Oh you don't wanna know what I'm gonna do next.Brace yourself.
as soon as her legs heal, chad will start paying attention to her and she will leave me in a heartbeat
>>29399418
I love you ano- LOL NVM THAT GUY JUST LOOKED AT ME ADIOS LOSER
>>29399507
implying chad would not pump and dump a cutie cripple
>>29397921
How about I rape you, shoot you and send you to your God right now? There's nothing you can do to stop me, so it won't be your fault.
>>29399475
Tiptop kekkers mate
>>29399577
>
How about I rape you, shoot you and send you to your God right now? There's nothing you can do to stop me, so it won't be your fault.
Hod the guck does your logic even works?
It would be your fucking fault if you would shoot her.
*dropkicks
>>29399621
If she's so religious, why wouldn't she wanna hurry up to go to Heaven? I'm just helping her go there faster through _escalated suffering_
WELL WELL WELL, IF ISN'T RICKETY RITA WITH HER RICKETY RICKETY RETARD LEGS
>>29400324
kekidyko
>>29397921
>No feminine penis.
Why I wound even waste my time with her?
at least she can't run away.
>>29397921
Does your baby factory still work?
If not then I'm not going
>>29398060
I may be a stammering mushed mouth fag but I am not a worthless nigger and thats why I always help out with my churches canned food drive.
>>29397921
That won't be necessary, my property.
>>29398046
>Thought that shit has been eradicated
Clearly you have never been to Appalachia. Should carpet bomb the entire region with chlorine gas canisters, nothing but genetic fuckups and monstrosities of poor breeding.
>>29398473
Oh yay.......
>>29399621
>It would be your fucking fault if you would shoot her.
so not her fault, like he literally wrote in his post
nice reading comprehension reddit anon
>>29397921
Of course! If we make it in time for first session, I think there's a new Bart Ehrman class about the early proto-orthodoxy. Would you like for me to carry your coffee? I brought some hot chocolate packets in my purse for mochas.
>>29402686
At least, that's what I said to my friend with a sprained ankle this morning. He's a cool guy, or at least as cool as a history nerd is going to get.
sorry im an athiest, but we can meet up for lunch if you like?
>>29402737
You're missing out, anon. If you pick the right church, it's like a roster of free philosophy and anthropology classes with super low-pressure homework.
Try your local Unitarian and episcopal spots. It's usually pretty relaxed and academic.
>>29400905
I certainly hope you donate canned food you purchased that day specifically for the drive and not shit you just cleaned out of your fucking pantry like everyone else does you possible double-nigger/good guy. Or better yet, just give them money so they have less shit to sort through.
>>29397921
Depends what denomination...
Abandon your corpsegod and join me in Chaos.
You will be whole again, you shall be neverdead
>>29397921
sorry I'm mormanoregannnnnnno
>>29403298
Whatever that creature is, I wish to fuck it bareback.
