>You hold her hand in class
>Chad cums in her ass
>>29395830
Sometimes I fuck me
Sometimes I fuck women
>>29395830
Sometimes I take it in the ass
Sometimes I give it in the ass
>>29395830
>hold her hand
GET OUT NORMIE!
>you're asleep in the other room
>while she's feeling the full force of Chad's boom
>>29395830
You stare at her behind a bush
Chad smashes her plump tush
>She makes you spasm
>Chad gives her uterine orgasm
>you put her in your will
>Chad begins to drill
No matter how lean I get, I cannot get that cut V line. It has to be genetics right? I'm 5'11 160lbs and look like shit. Barely have abs.
.tfw better body than this skelly and still a virgin
>Chad puts it every hole
>Because Scotty doesnt know
and the crazy thing is just looking at him, you know his dick is at least 7 or 8 inches. Good genetics come in packages so did bad genetics. The balding manlet always has a small dick.
>>29396804
Eurotrip ftw
It's a good bad comedy desu
>>29395830
>On Steam you gift her Humble Bundle
>Chad fucks her ass *makes* her humble
>>29396799
Work on your lower abdominal muscles.
>you complain about Chad on r9k
>she thinks you're probably gay
>>29395830
>hurr hurr You get no game
>durr durr chad fucks your girl <rhyme>
>>29396879
fucking weak try again
>>29395830
>laugh at robots who post all sad
>realise you have a gf and might be Chad
>>29396879
>You got no game
>She screams Chad's name
>>29396868
I do a lot of hanging leg raises doesn't seem to help.
>Stray cat bites you; get checked for rabies
>Chad bites her neck she's having his babies
>while you compose your rhymes
>Chad fucks her many times
>>29395830
What if I've done both?
>>29395830
>im having sex tonight
>a lot of people will
>she thinks you're feckless
>Chad gives her a pearl necklace
>>29397008
First he gave her the emeralds..
then he gave her the pearls
>>29396929
Vary the types of exercises you do for certain areas.
>you post frog after frog
>she sucks off hog after hog
>you suck on your vape
>she sucks off an ape
you drive her to the mall
chad fucks her ass
>>29396929
go to
>>>/fit/
for help
>Watching a bitch ass Youtuber livestream
>He's doing her full force making her cream
>your poems don't rhyme or scan
>Chad buttfucks her like a man
>you're tying yourself a noose
>Chad bangs her in the caboose
>You smoke, you drank
>Chad fucks the shit outta that skank
>>29395830
Yeah except that I don't even hold her hand.
>>29396929
adonis belt is mostly genetic though
>>29396799
>you complain about bad genes
>Chad fucks her so good she screams
These are literal cuckold threads. You giys actually revel in getting cucked.
>>29395830
>You make a post on 4chan
>Chad gives it to her while she's doing a handstand.
>>29397253
>you say no fun allowed
>she goes and gets plowed
>>29396977
heh
original oregano
>>29396879
>>29396916
>you mock robots on r9k
>while chad is fucking your bae
>while you do her homework
>she gives Chad's bone a jerk
>this thread
Top fucking kek lads
>you worship her feet
>while she sucks on his meat
>>29397410
>(You)'re enjoying this thread
>She's giving Chad mad head
>you invite her to an afternoon barbecue
>she's already going to Chad's spitroast at 2
>>29395830
What place of learning do you attend where students are allowed to anally creampie each other during lectures?
>your balls are full
>Chad orders you to prep the bull
>You send her texts and wait for a reply
>Chad texts her and she immediately sends a reply
>You imagine a life with her
>Right now Chad is fucking her
>You are afraid to ask her on a date
>Chad fucked her on the first date
>your dick is locked up in a cage
>Chad fucks your boypussy with rage
>your asshole feels numb
>Chad fills your boywomb with his cum
>>29395830
what do you reckon that guys stats are? like how tall and how much does he weigh
>she days you're a great friend
>Chad slaps her rear end
>she says she'd never do that
>but she'll do that with Chad at the drop of a hat
>Chad fucks her everyday
>You jack off to anime
>You depend on escapism
>Chad's dick gives her aneurysms
>you can't stop thinking about her
>she loves when Chad calls her slurs
>>29397647
I reckon he's between 5'10-6' even and 180-185 lbs.
>While I'm guessing his stats
>Chad's got her on her back
>her status was single for a day
>fuck this i'm gonna go gay
>dress like a girl once for fun
>can't imagine anyone but Chad in my bum
>you smoke some weed
>she gargles Chad's seed
You try to impersonate
Yet you have yet to get a date
The girl you like
With little spite
Sucks chads load down
With little fight
>>29397795
>You're doing it wrong
>She's slurping Chad's schlong
>you had to pay for a woman of african mix
>chad blew her pussy out at age six
>>29395830
>this guys name is literally chad white
doesn't get any better than this girlies
>>29397833
You argue with me over prose and dict
She graciously slurps down chads dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_AgKuxgmXA
>>29398014
>You still haven't gotten it right
>Chad and her go at it all night
come on anon, stay up, stay on the bus
>NEET scavenging for bottles in a dumpster
>Chad fucks his oneitis in her rumpster
>>29398079
>You challenge me on froggy boards
>but your oneitis is chad's whore
>>29398297
>There you go anon, you got it right
>Meanwhile he's banging her with all his might
>>29398372
>>29398297
>Both of you sit here arguing who's rhymes are best
>Yet you're waifu continues to smear Chad's load on her chest
>>29398417
>But anon, you've fapped so much your palms are quite hairy
>masturbating to the thought of Chad hamm'ring your black cherry
>>29398553
>You spend more time with greentext posts, to your doom
>While Chad continues destroying her womb
>Trying to get Mudcrab Merchant to my house
>All the while he's got his meat in her mouth
>You shitpost on this board
>Chad fucks her on the floor
>>29395830
>Chad
>A jew
>you call her a roastie
>she keeps Chad's dick toasty
>You aid her when she's sick
>Chad goes down on her clit
>>29395830
>You hold her hand
Anon, where do you think you are?
