How bad is your score guys?
My score is 80.
>>29395608
5, because I'm short, maybe I shouldn't be on this board
>>29395608
9 and that only because of my single mom and height.
Thank god that where I live most people aren't that tall.
69
Time mage reportan in.
>>29395683
>>29395649
Underaged
Orginslgovoy
>>29395608
8
>mfw I prefer to stay home playing mmorpgs then party
>>29395608
I scored 70.
>>29395724
yeah man, people just keep on getting taller the older they get :^)
>>29395608
Either 32 or 38 depending on how loose/strict your definition of "friendless" is.
49 is that good or bad?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29395608
51
oreganol comment
>>29395608
37
somebody please kill me
20
I thought I was bad, jesus
>>29395742
Dudes keep growing until they're 20 sometimes
11, because fuck facebook
56
>being normal
I seriously hope you guys dont't do this
>>29395824
I'm 21 and I stopped growing when I was 16.
I grew 17 cm in a year and then it just stopped.
54 cause not virgin.
TFW raped.
>>29395608
84. Get on my level faggots.
this is a totally original score
Actually 0. What am I even doing here, no one likes me here.
seriously, people under 40 what the fuck are you doing here
>>29395608
>24
Well at least it's not near 186.
42. I've never been to a psychiatrist so I've never been diagnosed but I'm pretty sure I have social anxiety. Decided not to include anyway
>>29395866
finding your stories interesting, sometimes trolling you guys, sometimes giving you advice and so on.
26
blox
even my captcha is 2226
>>29395860
86 over here, you scrublord.
>>29395608
56. Maybe there's hope after all.
106
super o r i g i n a l kek. don't fucking mute again robot.
>>29395939
Forgot to add my apprentice wizard bonus, which brings my score to 65.
25. Pretty normal for where I live and how old I am (18 yrs)
>>29395608
28
Beta for days
Kissless/No gf/Virgin/Apprentice Wizard Bonus/Single Mother
>>29395608
45. I don't think not having a facebook account is worth 8 points though, not more than 2. A lot of normies just use instagram these days.
120
True robot reprtan
>>29395608
>mfw 19oregano
>"yeah my score is high retards! I'm so fucking proud of being a socially akward hugless virgin without friends! Yeah this is a really fun way of living."
Pic related
>>29395608
59
can I fucking kill myself yet?
>>29396057
Guessing you're a wizard?
I got 16 here..
>>29395866
>tfw no friends
>read interesting stories
>likes anime
>likes lewd and things
17, but i have hope
16, virgin with single mother, 21 yo
twenty seven
a beta
nothing new
>>29395866
>seriously, people under 40 what the fuck are you doing here
Being ugly
I got 27. God, I really need to get laid.
31.
Little hope is still hope, dammit.
lol 2, maybe i shouldnt be here
>>29395608
sixty points
53, and that is being generous.
>>29395608
My score is 0, what do I win?
short + single mom = 9
I'm normal I guess.
>>29395608
Autism is my only point, 4.
3. I play MMOs
>>29395608
My level is 4
>>29395608
52, thats sad and original.
Actually scored a 0.
Six months ago would have been 14.
I think the Facebook one should be less. Didn't realize till I made a Facebook how many people don't like Facebook.
>>29395608
30, because I'm a lonely faggot
>>29395608
>diagnosed with autism, +4
>shorter than 5'8 +5
9. I'm not going to leave, though.
>>29395608
39
>too beta to be a normie
>too normie to be a wizard
just kill me
>>29395608
Only got 7 desu
>Raised by single mother
>Had a crush on a girl I dont know
Pretty sure most people have experienced the latter
>>29395608
14. I don't have freinds now, but that's because my parents moved 2 years ago right after I finished high school, so I'll count having friends.
i deleted my real facebook a long time ago because i literally feared it even so much as to ignore a potential girlfriend on it. made another one cause i wanted to try tinder but i'm still too much of a pussy. i definitely deserve that +8.
>tfw lost virginity a fortnight ago to my ex who then dumped me shortly after by blocking me on social media and refusing to tell me why
Wasn't worth it. I wish I could go back in time and not fuck the bitch. I want to be a robot again lads
I would think being a NEET should get you more points than some of the ther higher point things on that list
>>29395608
63
idudiqwduiqnwdinuquiwnduiniuasnuid
>>29398526
scored 42. i'd say pretty average score amongst real robots
>>29395608
21
that's surprisingly high
38
there's still hope
original comment
>>29395608
13. Out of all the mentioned things, I'm a 22y old virgin. Also, I am 5'8 so I may or may not need to add 5 points.
54
Normies get out please.
72.
I got fucking 72.
Jesus Christ what is wrong with me.
0
wait, am i a normie ?
>64
In 2 years it'll double to 128.
Do I get extra points for being touchless as well?
some of these should be worth fewer points if you're under 25
64
fear my virginity
>>29395608
29, feels bad man being a kissless virgin sucks
>>29395608
My score is 69. What do I win?
>>29395608
45 bb
this is just great. also, is the pic oc? I like the template.
>>29395608
61. Wizard potential.
I got 54 for being a friendless virgin.
I'm a normie. Wat do?
>>29400268
kys easy peasy :-^)
>+9 Never had a girlfriend
>+6 Friendless
>+2 Never been to a party
>+3 Have a crush on a girl you don't know
>+4 Diagnosed with social anxiety
>Total: 26
>20-39 You are definitely beta. There is little hope for you.
>>29395608
33
But I honestly think not having a Facebook shouldnt have contributed, I fucking hate Facebook, had one before and found a way to delete, not deactivate, delete it.
Fuck kikebook!
+3 Kissless
+7 Virgin
+9 Never had a girlfriend
+2 Never been to a party
+8 No Facebook account
+3 Play MMORPGs
+(21-16)
Result: 37
You are definitely beta.
Yeah I already knew this.
>>29400525
It's a little dated. I have FB but I don't have Twitter or Instagram and I think I should be penalized for that more than someone without a facebook. I mean come on, it's 2016.
>>29400684
I don't have social networking whatsoever, I hate that shit, my friends use Snapchat and Instagram, I don't, fuck all that shit.
3, normie MMORPG addict. Come at me r9k
>>29395649
>>29395683
>>29395727
>>29395863
>>29397090
>>29397455
>>29398359
>>29398464
>>29398823
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEE
This is bad and I need help with filler
>>29400499
>>29395608
>63
I'm always an apprentice, never a wizard.
43.
I am a fallen wizard but still robot.
57
adfjaiosjg
>>29400865
I'm sure you'll graduate soon
>32
Sorry I'm a beta, guys
>tfw 0
I'll show myself out.
>>29395648
7+9+6(Friends as in 'Friends TV Show')+6+7+2+4+4+12 bonus
=
57
Can't wait for my double exp Wizard bonus.
>>29395608
180
Original Posting Is What I'm All About.
Do I get negative points if my age is under 16?
>>29401268
No, but you get a b&
10 score
\
Im alright with that
>>29401268
>>29401276
IF is the key word
>+3 Kissless
>+7 Virgin
>+9 Never had a girlfriend
>+6 Friendless
>+6 No friends since 5 or more years
>+4 Diagnosed with autism
>+3 Apprentice Wizard Bonus
> Total: 38 points
At least I am not close to 100 points yet.
>>29395608
41
I'm getting there guys.
>>29395608
0 lol i still hang around for the keks
>>29395608
32
>hkv
>never had a gf or female friend
>never been to a party
etc
28 would be higher but I have a bare minimum Facebook account and made friends with one women who gave me a hug some months back.
>>29395608
DAILY REMINDER IF YOU HAVE LESS THAN 66 YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT THUS YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT
You guys feel pathetic for never having a gf? I'm a virgin only because I failed to put it in during the one chance I had, couldn't stay hard (also finding the entrance can be harder than it looks)
I feel even more pathetic than I did before
>24
Wow, this is normier than I thought. Still a KHHV though. I always get cyborg rank on the other test though.
>>29395608
My score was 30. Am I hopeless?
>>29395608
Fuck 40 points
>3 points
Im never leaving /r9k/. This is normie land now you neckbeard faggots.
+3 i play MMO's (but only log in once every 4-5 days really)
>>29395608
72, but i'm only 19. by the time i'm 30 i'll be over 9000.
Kissless 3
Hugless 1
Virgin 7
Never GF 9
Friendless 6 (Only 4 years get fucked)
Never femfriend 7
Never best friend 3
Never party 2
NEET 4
I'm 5'8, going to count it because every other male I see is taller than me 5
>Facebook account meaning shit
I made that shit in high school and haven't used it since 8
55
If you have a lower score than this you need to fuck off to a bar or something you fucking non loser.
42 boyskill me
>26
Really made me think
>>29395608
My score is zero
0
Literally just on R9k for the occasional good meme and to laugh at you spergs
66
I have a facebook account that has like 20 mainly family members on it, haven't used it for like 4 years
I got dragged to a party by my normie cousin once, it was a terrible experience
Don't play MMORPGs because I don't have the motivation
Never got tested for autism
Family friends awkwardly hugged me a few times, it was horrible
>>29395708
I got 69 as well. If you count internet friends my score drops to 50.
>>29395608
84 I don't even know why I try anymore
3
1
7
6
6
2
4
3
4
8
3
2
i cant do math someone add it
>>29395608
12
>NEET with no facebook
lul
+6 Friendless
+2 Never been to a party
+4 NEET
+4 Raised by a single mother
+8 No Facebook account
= 24
The quiz is worded in such a heteronormative way. I've had boyfriends, but I have no interest in girls.
scored a zero
and you cant make me leave
83
raised by single father
70
That wizard bonus really makes me powerful
>>29395608
>67
>somebody need to end my suffering
>>29395608
3. dam son. i was a cyborg in the other robot test
>>29406540
you classify as a grand wizard. congrats
>>29406744
>only a base score of 35
reee
>>29395608
>49
Wow..Yikes..
Since I'm 30 in a month anyway,162
49
not too bad familio
58.
I honestly expected a full house.
>>29395608
Fucking 0
Why am I here?
3. I play MMORPGs.
