Why haven't you found a milf yet, anon?
>99% of the time are okay with or plain love virgins
>make nice mommy gf's because they were or are real moms
>will always love and cherish you
>doesn't have a chance of falling for this new age feminazi bullshit
>usually has a soft, calming voice
pic unrelatedreuploading thread because I forgot about the last one and it died
>>29394592
>Why haven't you found a milf yet, anon?
Because i've never even had a gf and have no friends so i can't meet anyone by myself, on top of being ugly as fuck and autistic.
>inb4 le b urslf
>>29394592
Oh no. No no no no no.
Pic is very related.
I'd also like some sauce if you have it.
>>29394650
Go to a 30+ party, women will approach you if you are under 25
>>29394779
>Go to a 30+ party
>if you are under 25
If the party is for people over 30 and you're under 25 then how the fuck are you supposed to get in?
>>29394779
>just go to a party dude lmao
I can't even go to a bar by myself to watch football, i know people look at me and i've seen a Stacy cunt taking a picture of me.
And how are you supposed to get in a 30+ party if you're not even 30 years old? Furthermore, how do you find a party like this?
>tfw no career-driven christmas cake gf who spent so much time working at her high ranking corporate job she never lost her virginity or had an intimate relationship with a man
or
>tfw no milf gf to dote on me, make warm delicious meals and have tender loving sex with
which one is better
I see the reddit shilling is in full force today
>>29394592
I've found more than one, and I managed to never get intimate with them.
They're the worst kind of woman you can have, because:
- they had lots, lots, lots of sex before you. That is, they won't actually enjoy anything you will do. You're only a temporary sucker to be used as a temporary remedy to boredom.
- they are too aged to be in love with someone, and too aged to express sincere feelings. They know their saggy body is increasingly wrecking. They know that a young guy could eventually find a girl of his same age -- so they always have a "plan B" ready.
- they will happily forget you as soon as they find something different. Boredom is boredom.
The MILF myth was born in porn vids, not in reality.
I did. She was 8-10 yrs older than me, she wanted someone older than her. She had no children and went to college and work. She was a friend who gave nice advice while I was getting my degree.
>>29395019
Neither because they don't exist in 3D
