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I'm the autistic anon who made a tinder thread yesterday
I'm really trying hard to follow most of your guys' advice
How did I do with this one
woof
show us the pic you used, autismotron
Holy fucking shit anon what are you doing? You couldn't have fucked that up any worse oh my god. Why don't you just mention your micropenis as well? That's bound to get her interested
>>29394297
I posted in the last thread and people told me I was good looking
My problem isn't looks, it's genuine autism
>>29394321
What did I do wrong
People said I should talk about my virginity in the last thread but I don't see how it's a problem. I wouldn't want to be with a girl who wouldn't date a virgin so why not get that out of the way immediately?
I have a normal sized penis
is this better or worse
You are without a doubt hopeless. Take a communication class online, talk to some of these hoes that put their Skypes out, anything.
>>29394270
my hobby is starting a conversation with some insulting.
man, 1 out of 10 womyn actually enjoys it.
>>29394475
I do get responses sometimes though it's just after a while they all stop talking to me completely
I don't know how many messages I should send before I ask them on a date
>>29394457
post more these are gold
>>29394350
Tinder isn't for dating or finding the one.. Or for friends to increase your social circle, or for fucking a girl within the next week.
>>29394528
Here's one from yesterday
I'm glad my misery can entertain you
>>29394350
Alright let's go over everything you did wrong
>corny joke
Unless it's an ironic corny joke (which in this case it doesn't sound like it) you're just going to make her cringe. What's even worse is if she doesn't immediately understand the joke which she's supposed to to find it funny. Which leads us to our next point
>explaining the joke in brackets
You literally just removed any humour from the joke entirely. If you have to explain a joke then it's not a good joke. Explaining it just kills it further.
>Anywho, wow!!
"Anywho" sounds pretty gay/beta. I don't know anyone one under the age of 60 who says "anywho". The whole sentence makes you sound thirsty as fuck but that might just be my opinion, not sure.
>you are very pretty!!
Coming off to strong here. Just making yourself seem easier in her eyes. But then again it COULD work for some girls. This is pretty subjective.
>would you be willing to date a kissless virgin?
Although that's a decent way to start a conversation you're supposed to ease her into information like that when you already know she likes you. Not Instantly put it out there that you're lonely loser that's never kissed a girl. You're just setting yourself up for failure.
If she's as pretty as you say then she has plenty of other guys messaging her as well. What makes you better than any of them? Why should she choose you over them? Those are the questions you ask when doing these things. If you're attractive it'll help you ten fold but you still have to be better than all the other attractive guys.
But if you want my honest opinion, just don't bother with tinder to begin with. You're setting yourself up for heartbreak
>>29394579
ha what a retard
>>29394522
Don't. Tindr is for fucking, not meaningful relationships. Copy & paste "hey you're cute, wanna fuck?" some girl will say yes, give her your address and that's it
>>29394579
This painful anon.
It's like you almost have it every time but then you add some autistic shit like "o-oops" and completely ruin it. We're talking about Normie girls here. Your anime speaking isn't attractive to her. Also you calling her gorgeous right off the bat isn't going to work
>>29394617
This is a lot of good advice thanks but I also don't want to be someone I'm not
I'll try to tone it down though
>>29394693
She ended up responding after that though
I think girls are more forgiving then you guys give them credit for
I do appreciate all the advice though and will try to follow it in the future
>>29394270
Okay time for some honest advice. Don't talk about being kissless virgin as if it's anything she needs to be concerned about.
Second, you come off as a manchild. Here's how to do it. Mention a common interest, something she has in her profile, and don't make it about her appearance, but about her personality or her biography. Godspeed, anon. Hope you get your first probation date.
>>29394756
you need to stutter more
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS THIS THE MOST AUTISTIC SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
>>29394321
multiple exclamation marks is weird
sweating emoji is a terrible first message
joke about the +8 is a little off color, seems a bit judgy and girls don't want to be judged off the bat.
hope this helps autismo
OP please post some more screenshots of this, it might be pretty helpful for other robots
>>29394855
haha! dude the guy above you told me you were a nigger! Haha, its this kind of interactivity that makes me love this site! I mean on any normal forum we are just chatting, but on here! OMG
xDxDxDxD
>>29394756
do you think that she know you're being ironic?
>>29394270
That's completely shit. You come off as an insecure idiot. Don't write a half screen long messagd for starters. Tone down the exclamation marks a bit, don't mention being a virgin. Simply, at least TRY to hide the fact you're a loser.
>>29394756
> Sentence #3: I'm definitely not going to brutalize you if we meet.
That won't sound suspect! Does it seriously not register in your head that this is not something you need to tell someone you don't even know yet? I fucking kek'd dude.
>>29394756
>Lol
A one word response is bad enough as it is. Her just saying "lol" means you fucking blew it.
>>29394270
man I could have done better when I was 13, that was awful and terrible
>>29394990
>am I cool now guys
>>29394579
The sunglasses emoji is amazing
>>29394579
>Schmuck
Really, jewboy?
>>29394756
Post more OP, I'm loving this.
>>29395684
She ended up responding again though I unmatched her after that last message since that's what they advised me to do in the last thread
>>29396126
Forgot pic oops original comment
>>29394270
No... just... no. Don't mention your virginity, don't explain your jokes, keep it short and simple.
>>29396138
What does ig stand for?
>>29396138
What pic are you using that could make up for this level of 'autism?
>>29396205
instagram i think
You're beyond help
>>29396205
Ok I followed the advice to talk about one of their interests
>>29396205
Instagram and snap chat are really popular among normies
>>29396215
I posted my pic in the last thread they said I'm good looking and that's basically the only reason they overlook my autism at first
How do you use emjois on tinder? Is that only on iphone?
>>29394270
>anons with conversational """""""""""""""skills""""""""""""""" like this can get matches
>I can't
>>29396254
Post it now
Original Nigger
>>29396229
She responded!!!! My first response all day!
>>29394270
Fuck Tinder, senpai go on Grindr 100% chance to get laid
>>29396362
No way I'm not gay
And I don't just want sex I want love too
>>29396361
this may well work on the odd few, the special odd few.
>>29394270
Why even bother with woman? Get a qr trap robro and lock his cock up in a cage
For fuck sake man.
This is why I'm glad I keep my mouth shut
>>29396389
The longer you stay here the more you will crave feminine penis, robros can love each other and hang out, men bitch less no periods cant get knocked up are fun to chill
>>29394457
LOL do more
>>29396361
Omg she is willing to date a kissless virgin!!!! I think this might be the one my fellow robots! I'm imagining my life with beautiful Amanda!!
OP you are the best troll I've seen in my lifetime. I am also a girl. Will you marry me? Pls respond.
>>29394990
Underrated post.
Many keks had. Thanks aninny
>>29394457
hearty kek. 10/10 OP you did your best.
>>29394350
Saying you're a kisssless virgin lets them know your experience in dating came from the hallmark channel. Yeah, chicks love that.
>>29396476
If she doesn't say Frozen, ditch her Anon.
>>29396478
Do you have a penis, a neovag, or a regular vagina
>>29394270
this is good op, don't listen to the haters. you come off as honest and genuine, which indicates you're kind and caring. keep it up, and eventually they'll be charmed by your gentle demeanor.
i don't really understand the plus 8 joke, but maybe that's just because of my autism. anyway, keep trying anon. thanks for inspiring others.
OP post your pic. I scoured the archive for every tinder thread from yesterday and couldn't find it.
>>29396476
She's not responding anymore guys... Should I send another message?
>>29396627
jus chill
>>29396644
She responded!
>>29396674
>Tangled
>not Frozen
Dump her while you still can
>>29396674
Ask her to google "Princess Taran" Deviantart
>>29396674
I think this girl actually likes my autism
This is unreal I've never experienced this before
>>29396674
>>29396699
>also Lion King
>Not Hunchback
she really has shit taste, I'm sorry to say.
>>29396744
I'm calling it now.
This is where it goes south...
>>29394270
Dude...this isn't autism...this is you being a little bitch trying to lick her heels
>>29396744
> mentioning anime and hentai
> mommy gf
you revealed too much of your power level. it's over
>>29396754
>>29396771
Being honest has gotten me this far, why would it be a detriment now?
Genuinely wondering, I know I have issues with boundaries I just never know when I've crossed it and why
>>29394457
On a school on one to pathethic it is sad
But better than the previous
>>29396754
I'm in
>>29396744
OP now I even want to punch you in the face
>can't even get any matches on Tinder
>this fucking autist is probably handsome as hell and bitches don't give a fuck if he's autistic
I fucking hate these threads
I hate this board
>>29396783
>Being honest has gotten me this far, why would it be a detriment now?
for the same reason normies aren't honest 24/7. sometimes withholding the truth is just a necessity of life.
i have aspergers, but thanks to having sisters i learned a few things. my sister on her birthday asked me if she has a big chin and if it sticks out, i said "yes, it does stick out", thinking that was what she wanted to hear - the truth, and honest answer to her question.
instead she cried all day the rest of her birthday, and my mom called me a horrible person.
100% honesty is only good in theory. in reality, it fucks everything up.
>>29396754
>>29396771
>>29396852
well it looks like you guys may have been right. she's yet to respond...
>>29396885
that's a good point i guess, but shouldnt i be honest about who i am and how i feel?
>>29396885
Your sister is just a fucking stupid bitch
You were damned if you did, and damned if you didn't.
She'd have been mad at you for outright lying to her if you had said the opposite.
>>29396866
you should instead take solace knowing that you will never be this autistic and that you can get girls to talk to you as long as you say interesting things
lol, you must have a model for your profile. That's why they're asking for your instagram.
>>29396928
>but shouldnt i be honest about who i am and how i feel?
No
>>29396984
>that you can get girls to talk to you as long as you say interesting things
Yeah, they'll talk to me, in a "just friends" way.
Like I said, I literally cannot get and matches on Tinder, outside of landwhale territory.
And in real life, women don't "see me that way"
>>29396928
OP, just find a new girl and let's start the cycle anew, failure is just another step closer to success, plus, this shit is funny as hell.
>>29394270
Are there any qt traps on tinder with a feminine penis?
>>29397002
what's the point in being with a girl if i can't be myself around her?
>>29397024
>>>29394270 (OP)
>Are there any qt traps on tinder with a feminine penis?
Go back to /b/
>>29397040
Dude after your relationship starts, you ease the truth in, you can't just drop a mommy gf bomb on someone who doesn't know you!
>>29394270
Tinder is shit, Grindr is way better my dude
>>29397020
im looking but no one is responding, im trying to get a new match
>>29397056
Whats wrong with traps? You act like you wouldnt fuck every hole on Kimber James
>>29397024
I have never used Tinder but if I could get a sexy trap I would in a second, good traps are impossible to find I might have to settle with a twink
how do i take good pics of myself for tinder
>>29397074
How did she find out about the mommy gf thing anyway?
Is it in your profile? Never used tinder so I'm not sure how profiles work but if it is, remove that shit, you don't have to lie, write the truth as long as it's not weird, withhold the weird until your relationship matures abit. Act like a fucking normie for once and you'll get laid!
>>29397085
Dif Robro here, I would do nasty things to Kimber shes hot AF, its to bad she had her penis removed
>>29397085
Please take your faggotry off this board and go shill on /b/
>>29397133
You have to look good first.
>>29397114
You can find some on craigs but idk if they are passable
ok she finally responded but I don't know what to say
Should I just move on to a new girl
>>29397143
Nothing gay about having sex with Kimber James, shes hotter then most women
>>29397193
tell her about your mummy issues
>>29397193
OP, quote this and move on "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>>29397193
>Mum died when I was a kid
Or something sad like that
>>29397141
I think its better she has no penis, it was annoying watching her get fucked and her dick was there slapping around
>>29396991
This, the fact that OP hasnt posted his pic yet despite numerous people asking for it means that he probably put some random 10/10 turbochad for his profile pic.
>>29394270
this whole thrad is b8, this is either photoshop or there is a plant on the other end
>>29397193
tell her about your desire to be dominated sexually
>>29397204
Kimber James is an ugly bimbo slut with beach ball breasts and her neovagina looks bad because she probably got it done in Mexico
There are cute tranny girls but none of them do porn. The cutest ones I've seen post on the tranny general on /lgbt/
>>29397235
He posted his pic yesterday.
OP post the pic again to shit this idiot up.
>>29397184
Craigs is sketch I don't want to get robbed, idk if Grindr has traps on it
>>29394270
go back to the real world normie in betaclothing
>>29397276
How is this bait? What exactly is he baiting you to do, dumbshit?
>>29397193
"ree lol ree lol ree lol lolk what a bitch HADOKen ree lol XDDD lol ree lol ree lol im a khv btw XD ree lol"
I think I actually salvaged it guys, what do you think?
>>29397193
OP please don't give up, find another girl, I know most of us are just having fun at your expense but I really want you to succeed.
>>29397302
i dont understand, are you picking on me?
>>29397324
im trying to get a new match but also the other girl responded to me
>>29397305
wow this is actually working for you
>>29397305
Op PLEASE post a picture of yourself. I have to see what's going on here...
>>29397260
I asked him to post it, he didnt respond, dumbass.
>>29397305
>basically a eunuch
what the fuck
do you even know what that is?
>>29397305
>what do you think?
why the fuck did she respond?
i fucking don't understand this world. is your picture a chad?
>>29397193
Oh god why. J U S T
>>29397388
Yeah, eunuch aren't just men who can't have sex due to lack of genatalia, their desires are all fucked up, the fact that you wanna get laid OP doesn't make you a eunuch.
POST YOUR FUCKING PICTURE
>>29397305
> other than that I'm basically a eunuch
This is art
OP YOU FUCKEN SPERG
POST PIC
ORIGANO
>>29397305
>>29397358
>>29397395
Look, I posted my pic yesterday. Everyone said I was good looking. I don't want to post it again because in hindsight it was a dumb thing to do. My dad would be pissed at me if he found out I posted a pic of myself on the Internet.
Found his bio in the archives
>>29397449
>that fucking reply
ITS OVER
IF SHE REPLIES TO THIS ITS THE DEATH OF MANKIND
>>29397464
mvp
>>29397449
>My dad would be pissed at me if he found out I posted a pic of myself on the internet.
What?
>>29397464
>dog
NO
FUCKING
WONDER
bitches love dogs
get a dog in your pic and you're in
>>29397464
see this is why it was a bad idea to post my pic, now anyone can find it
>>29397464
>Chad
This is gold!
>>29397449
I literally cannot read the conversations you're posting because I don't want to cringe.
You look like you're trying so hard. Any girl worth anything would cut off the conversation real quick.
>>29397449
Op, my man.
We have always been friends, you know you can trust us. Post the picture please?
>>29397483
not everyone is a normie, overconfident 36 year old who plasters his shit all over the internet
>>29397522
On that one I literally just copy pasted the definition of eunuch from Google
New girl btw she messaged me first holy shit
>>29397528
Look here, >>29397464
Fuck originality.
>>29397449
no way you're coming back from this. if she responds i will fucking kill myself.
>>29397568
Rev up those razors
>>29397568
Oh, oh, and will you be making a thread about it?
Dumbass!
>>29397564
if she doesn't reply send her a picture of your penis. Always works
>>29397564
I'm referring to every post. I don't want to read any of them
She said "hi". Don't get yourself that worked up. You're talking to these girls like you could be their dads or some creepy old man trying to hit on them, it's very weird.
>>29397564
I literally can't read these it hurts me and I have to look away
Does that make me autistic too?
>>29397615
>Does that make me autistic too?
Yea.
>>29397615
No, it means you understand how ridiculous OP looks.
Op is making fun of you guys
>>29397464
>Chad
The memes are real
Brb changing my name to Chad.
>>29397464
FUCKING CHAD GTFO
>>29397606
im just telling them they are pretty and telling them about myself, i dont understand why that's so bad
i do appreciate all the advice you guys give me and i try to follow a lot of it, but some of your advice is basically just "be someone else." why can't i just be myself?
i may be autistic, but you just seem like a real jerk
>>29397702
Don't be someone else, just limit yourself man, withhold some truths for later on when you're actually in a relationship, normies do it, so can you, Chad, so can you.
>>29397464
TOPKEK
O
P
K
E
K
even autists have hope. they just have to be chad on the outside.
>>29397702
You sound like motherfucking overexcited Mickey Mouse.
Here, I impersonated you. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ULiFqvCiZB
>>29394270
>>29394457
>>29394579
>>29394756
>>29396138
>>29396229
>>29396297
>>29396361
>>29396476
>>29396674
>>29396744
>>29397449
>tfw black
>tfw you can be austic as fuck but as long as you are whit, women will at least respond and give you a chance
I fucking hate this world
>>29397255
Whats up with everyone talking bout kimber james today?
>>29397615
it does indicate some level of autism, yes.
>>29397204
The fact Kimber was born a male makes it 100% gay, but that being said id fuck her good
>>29397744
Expanding on this -
Just "beeeeeeinng yourself" only works when yourself isn't an autist. You've gotta tone it down - you can let your real personality unfold as you get to know them.
>>29397564
Had to censor some stuff on this one sorry it took so long
>>29397814
just like how the fact that all adults were born as babies and used to be children means you're a pedophile for liking grown up people right
>>29397828
>sister
I'm really getting annoyed with getting muted for lack of originality, some stuff has to be said more than once, damn it!
>>29397828
that's a bot
origi
>>29397828
I get being honest but you probably shouldn't mention being a kissless virgin upfront
>>29397828
That is a bot.
I've had that exact second response before, sorry bro
>>29397828
bot, got the same exact response.
she'll ask "Are you looking to date or hookup?"
>>29397828
everyone is saying that's a bot, and now it seems obvious they're right.
>>29396744
So this is the shit u gotta say to become a wizard
>>29394579
saying your getting advice from 4chin, damn you could have atleast said some self help book to be more practical
>>29397464
And all this time the normie shills have been crying about how Chad is "Just a meme". How women genuinely care about what you're like as a person.
SHILLS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>29397828
You guys were right she's a bot, but Amanda responded finally!!
>>29397994
are you browsing this thread
>>>/v/342028665
how do you know about kekcroc
TELL ME ABOUT KEKCROC
WHO DOES HE WORK FOR
>>29398056
Can you not? Mentioning a small penis is dumb!
Dude let her find out once you're already about to have sex, she'll just go with it and if you're any good, the size won't matter then.
Don't lie, withhold information, how hard could it be?
>>29398056
I am getting legitimately mad at how retarded you are
This is fantastic so far!
Keep up the good work you autismo.
>>29397449
speaking as a seminormie i think that it could work with ''Looking for a mommy gf desu'' in your bio but for christes sake please do not write to girls about it. It only work as a ironic joke. But i dont think you have lost Amandas interest tho. Like if you write something like: ''I do have aspergers that's why i write like i do. And the whole mummy gf thing was a joke hehe'' Writing something like that could save you i think.
>>29398056
You fucking autist. You magnificent autist. I'd actually be surprised if being Chad could save you at this point.
>>29397994
It doesn't matter who he is, what matters is his plan.
>>29398101
im not insecure about my penis size, also its average size too so i was thinking its probably good to tell her its small so if she sees it for real she will be pleasantly surprised. it's strategy
>>29398118
jesus what did i do wrong this time, or do you also think the penis thing is bad? if so, read above
>>29398157
As far as she's concerned you're a small fucked virgin, why would she even have sex with you?
>>29394579
this is actually pretty alpha, and you could close if you acted like this in person
>>29398157
>it's strategy
that's not strategy, it's dishonesty. you began your interactions with her built on a foundation of truth. now you've gone and intentionally mislead her. for all you know, telling her your penis is a bit "on the small side" is what will actually bring her to you in the first place. maybe she's a virgin, maybe she's had bad experiences in the past and large penises scare her or make her uncomfortable (a large penis can be painful for women)
honestly op, i thought you were a good guy. but it seems like being chad skinned is going to your head.
are you guys retarded? hes using a fake profile and acts like the biggest autist in the world.
and you guys get mad. its not even good b8. you must be american, all of you. only you guys could be that stupid.
>>29398157
Meant to say "small dicked" here >>29398170
>>29398056
10/10 troll
Made me respond.
>>29394270
Dont listen to the small minded fucks in this thread OP. Blind leading the blind. This is actually pretty confident and charming, especially if she knows youre being postironic. I'd slightly tone down the self deprecation though homeboy
>>29398218
what shithole country are you from
Girls love honest men, If youre straight foward and tell a girl what you want, and you arent a fake chad, youll get laid
>>29398056
Actually fucking hilarious, you're my hero
>>29398335
>Girls love honest men
Citation needed. Roasties have no honor
thi-thi-thi-this guy..... think he genuinely has autism but he seems like a nice guy and yet he's fucking up in the most unimaginable and hilarious ways
hahahahahahaha OP please keep it rolling
>>29398299
>what shithole country are you from
Certainly not the U.S., kek.
You country is actually a shithole, do a bit of research.
https://rankingamerica.wordpress.com/
>>29398056
This is the longest a girl has ever talked to me... Is this a good sign? Does she want the D, as they say, robots?
>>29398387
roasties have no honor, but that doesn't mean they don't love honest men in the same way men love a good tool. it's the same thing desu.
This was a pretty good troll, had me for a while
>>29398387
fake story, nice.
Here; I'll help
>>29398387
here u go my fellow
>>29398468
this bitch obviously wants to fuck since shes putting up with your autism OP, just ask her on a date already
>>29398157
Anon. don't listen to these people here. They are intentionally trying to sabotage you in a lot of cases. I understand you're autistic, but you're actually doing extremely well with this girl. You're appearance means you come across as an earnest, yet very attractive, oddball. Certain girls love that. Never has the phrase 'just be yourself' applied more.
>>29398506
why this bitch backside look like a horse backside?
>>29398506
if i ever get a gf or sex i hope she has normal pepperoni pink tits and an innie vagina. maybe i'll just stick to 2d.
>>29398532
thanks dude i appreciate it
>>29398506
Can i get some sauce on this mare pussy
>>29398595
>>29398539
low test betas, heh
I laugh at you
>>29398387
Someone who actually has an elementary grasp of biology here. MS is degenerative and its effects can never be reversed or improved upon once present, only slowed. There is no way someone bound to a chair by the condition would be getting out of it. We simply don't have the knowledge yet.
>>29398468
You're actually really cute tbqh, will you be my boyfriend anon?
>>29398506
Ok since this is a tinder since tinder since tinder since tinder since
>>29398468
>>29398528
I went for it. Wish me luck robots.
>>29398676
This has to be bait. No way you actually believe this shit is right.
>>29398676
ABSOLUT MADMAN
Too much autism to comprehend.
>>29398634
Are you a girl or at least a femboy
>>29398676
>Would you like to be my girlfriend
Nyuqa ask her out, don't ask her to be your girlfriend, what are you, 8 years old?
>>29398676
fake as fuck, but still funny
keep going familia
>>29398676
masterful utilization of the "cool sunglasses" emoji. i think you've got this one in the bag, my man!
>>29397746
>modern day girls don't like black guys
fucking kek, are you really this fucking delusional you dumb nigger?
>>29398676
>If you aren't too busy
>>29398676
>Will you be my girlfriend
I think he he finally blew it.
Best case scenario he says "teehee how about we get to know each other on a date first"
>>29398676
you saved yourself by using that last emoji - good work
>>29398676
faggot
I still bet she says yes the way this is going though
well, that fucking hurt.
What do I say now?
>>29398468
I want to understand your autism better OP, can you seriously not tell what may or may not be appropriate conversation or boundaries?
You're actually doing pretty well so far but only because this chick seems decently understanding. You need to understand that 99% of chicks would have been creeped out and stopped responding by now.
Do not overplay your cards here.
I'm really surprised she's still responding tbqh. You need to better understand social situations. There are some things that may be appropriate to say in person that are probably a bad idea over text, especially if she doesn't even know you yet.
Some of your comments here are a bit weird but might not be that cringy if you were talking to her in person. There's a lot of subtlety that's lost in text.
Also, you need to understand that with dating apps the barrier to entry is so low that its very easy for girls to reject you if they don't immediately like what you have to say. On the other hand, if a girl actually makes the effort to go on a date with you, the same girl that stops responding over text, may still put up with your autism in person just because she's actually put effort into meeting you.
Good luck either way.
>>29398756
Ask her on a date, see what she says
>>29397746
this black faggot again
>>29398756
You went too fast, you haven't even met her. Ask to meet up with her somewhere, go to eat or catch a movie or a show or something.
>>29398756
ask for a pity fuck
>>29398734
they don't. thats why the interracial meme exists, women have to be socially coerced into it.
>>29398756
ASK HER ON A DATE FAGGOT
>>29398756
Being tall and handsome can only get you so far, if you really want to get a chick who's a keeper you gotta be charming as fuck on top of it all.
>>29398756
That should not hurt! You should be thrilled she didnt cut you off outright. Obviously she wants a date first, are you a child? fucking ask her
>>29398676
> but i'll drink anything as long as it's not dark
she fucking set it up for you perfectly and you ruined it you fucking idiot
> as long as it's not dark? ok bb, you can drink the cream out of my WHITE cock
but you fucking say some weird autist shit about girlfriends
>>29398781
m8, between a black guy and a white guy who are in all other measures 'equal', the black guy is getting picked
>>29398756
Hmm, that's odd. You think she would have picked up on the tempo of your particular brand of silliness by this point and just continued going with it. Ask her out - but be casually abrasive
>Ha! You're very serious. I was asking if you wanted a date.
>>29398756
Honesty has gotten me this far, so I'm sticking with it.
>>29398865
That's actually decent.
>>29398844
Are you fucking delusional? Any race of girl (especially white girls) will pick a white Chad over a black one any day of the week, the dating site statistics prove it.
This is hilarious for me too read, but it's also sickening because you've evidently had more luck on Tinder in a few days than I have had in months. Years, even.
Good luck OP. This thread is amazing thank you
>>29398865
you smooth fucking operator you
>>29398676
This is the best thing that someone has ever posted in this board, I can't even tell if there are like 4 layers of irony or OP is genuinely an autist
>>29398506
Fucking perfect.
oreganorignegan
>>29398865
Should have gone with this >>29398852
It would have made her feel like the awkward one and you would have been alpha.
>>29398865
>nimrod
>he's actually going to get a date
>and I can't
>>29397464
HE'S L I T E R A L L Y A FUCKING CHAD
>>29398803
case in point: elliot rogers
> looks
> money
but it wasn't enough
>>29398865
Good move op
Youre not that autistic after all
>>29398468
>Loosey goosey
>>29398892
actually, speaking as a white guy, i've heard it's a common fantasy of white women to be kidnapped by africans and taken to their "leader" be it a gang boss or tribal leader in the congo, and have him forcefully strip her naked and fuck her in front of his entire clan.
it's a power thing apparently. i don't get why it's such a common fantasy since it seems to go against everything in the mainstream media and popular womens sites like jezebel.
the mixed signals are really starting to confuse me.
>>29399010
What kind of cuck area do you live in? I live in NYC and chicks here want white dick since they're used to multiculturalism and the taboo of it no longer applies.
>>29394457
Oh my god these are so fucking kek, I'm waiting to get my hair cut right now and everyone around me hates me because I keep laughing
>>29396361
>she responded
>several lines
Is this just a big elaborated ruse?
>>29399038
you sure?
im in nyc and I still see lot of black guys with white girls
>>29398948
>looks
He wasn't attractive. If you passed him in the street, you wouldn't look twice. Deeply average haircut, deeply average/slightly too feminine facial features, soulless eyes, permanently gloomy expression. This, coupled with the fact that he had all the people skills of a badly written slasher, makes it easy to see why women steered clear.
>>29398865
>getting advice on 4chan
>nimrod
keep going OP, this is fucking gold
laughing my shit off
>>29399071
I live in Manhattan and I see plenty of tall white aryan couples. Sure, you see an occasional white girl with a non white but most of the time they're with a white guy.
>>29399077
she's not responding anymore... i think i blew my chances.
He's obviously being ironic and playing the robot for you guys to feel better about yourselves
>>29399108
>tfw im spanish white and black girls make fun of me
I was on the subway listening to some rock and a pack of black girls were laughing at me saying "hes mad white". I also saw a white couple being made fun of too on a different day.
do you deal with this too?
>>29398865
It's all ogre now.
Fuuuck OP I knew you were a troll since last night but seeing her go along with this is fucking sad.
Bone her! Take it to the hole! Fuuuuck
>>29398865
can you NOT tell roasties and normies about 4chan?
>>29399146
oh well
you managed to get pretty far desu
>>29399183
Last time I dealt with something like that was when I was going to a ghetto college. I transferred to a better college a couple of years ago and I don't deal with it anymore. No one has annoyed me on public transportation in quite some time.
>>29399146
See how fucking far you got while just being yourself?
I swear if you dialed back the autism just a bit closer to the end you could've gotten laid. Honestly, good job anon.
>>29399205
most people have heard of 4chan
>>29399146
I am sorry mate, but you really shouldn't mention 4chan unless girls indicate that they visit here first. Most people think this place is synonymous with Stormfront and will instantly drop all contact at any mention of the site. Next time, go with >>29398852
You did far better than most people in this thread could ever hope to do though. Use this as a learning experience.
>>29399211
>>29399234
>>29399239
thanks guys i will keep trying and will also try to be less autistic
>>29399010
Its animalistic famalam. They view black men as walking dildos. At the end of the day, almost all non black women (and most black women) prefer whites for mates.
>>29399236
no thats not true
most people have heard of facebook, worldstar or instagram, and reddit. 4chan is not on that list newfag
>>29399291
it is true
most millennials have heard of 4chan
essentially everyone on reddit on tumblr knows what 4chan is, that's a lot of normies
>>29399270
If you do get that far again, don't ask them to be your girlfriend, ask them for a date. Girls will usually wanna go on at least 3 dates before they decide on the whole relationship thing.
>>29399309
4chan is not mainsteam please stop it
>>29399146
Message her again asking her to respond.
>>29398865
OP you are a master at using emojis
If only you weren't so retarded
>>29399361
I'm bowing out. Either she doesn't respond or she takes pity on me.
>>29394270
Fake or not this thread is gold
>>29399406
I almost don't believe you can be this autistic
>>29399406
masterful response op, im proud of you
>>29399406
>yipes
Where are you from?
>>29399406
honestly this sounds like it could have a response
>>29399406
go angry autist on her. start calling her names and making judgements about her.
>>29399406
Jesus fucking christ why do some people always send something like "plz respons"? Are you really that impatient? It's been like a few minutes, anon. Give her some time to process all of that autism.
>>29399406
>aw yipes
>>29399445
the looney tunes universecalifornia
gentlemen, it's not over yet
A new player has entered
Do not Tinder while drunk
>>29399494
> 4chan?
it's so over
>>29399406
>told her you were taking advice from 4chan
lol... just lol...
>>29399494
see? Jesus fuck now we have another fucking stacy tinder whore on this site
I have to go to wizchan now
Just fucking kill me I fucking hate normies
>>29399494
It's do or die time, you can recover. I believe in you.
>Adorable
(T-T)
>>29399495
>inspecting
>this thread
KEK Chad gets away with everything, even being a raging autist
>>29399494
>it's a website full of female psychology connoisseurs
>>29399494
I'm a retard I should have asked her what she was getting ready for but its too late now
>>29399592
>autistic tendencies
FUCK YOU OP
>>29399592
Anon I honestly wish you all the best in life, you seem like a kind, naive child. I hope life treats you well, and you find a girl that likes you for who you are!
>>29399592
I want to be friends with you OP. I'm a straight male.
>>29399592
I can't believe what I am seeing
>>29399592
>anime based website for people with autistic tendencies
>>29399592
B L O W N I T
L
O
W
N
I
T
>>29399592
you're a fucking ledge m8
>>29399592
its not too late as logn as you ask within 3 minutes. do it faggot.
>>29394350
Why do you think your virginity is so tantamount to you being accepted? Is it an ingrained part of your identity that will always describe who you are even after you lose it? It's an imaginary line, and one that holds very little bearing as to who you fundamentally are usually.
Is it a moral judgment thing where the female has poor morals if she'd deny you over your virginity?
>>29399592
>i can be a bit of a stinker
>>29399592
The conversation is going downhill. Ask her on a date no matter how she replies. Suggest something specific.
>>29399592
Underage b&
As original as OP is a faggot
>>29399592
It's not. Ask her literally now!
>>29399644
Good question desu. I've asked my female friend (that knows I'm a virgin and offered me to lose my virginity with her on several ocassions) what she thinks about it, and she told me "keep it to yourself unless directly asked".
It's not something you should actively hide, but not something you bring up for no reason either.
>>29399684
>offered me to lose my virginity with her on several ocassions
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHY NOT TAKE HER UP ON THE OFFER
>>29399684
>that knows I'm a virgin and offered me to lose my virginity with her on several ocassions
>>29399592
>stinker
>>29399592
kill me. just fucking kill me. oh my god i want to die.
>>29399684
What a slut.
Don't take the offer. Stay pure.
>>29399702
I've known her for about 10 years now, she is the only female friend I have and I'd hate to ruin that somehow by having sex with her.
I'm not that bothered by being a virgin, only a bit because of social implications. I just don't think it's worth it. If I ever really wanted to force losing my virginity, I'd afford a decent hooker.
>>29399495
>leading with I'm looking for a long term relationship
fucking run
>>29399733
This. Sure sign she's a single mother.
>>29399702
What's her name, your friend
holy shit, a g o o d thread on /r9k/
it feels like it's been years
>>29399732
>I'd hate to ruin that
SHE'S THE ONE THAT'S OFFERING. SHE'S CLEARLY OKAY WITH IT. SHE CLEARLY WANTS IT.
>>29399729
She is a slut. I mean, she calls herself a slut. She never cheated on a boyfriend while in a relationship though. She is pretty upfront about her intentions with guys, and tells them they are one night stands.
I don't judge her because of it desu, if she likes to fuck and doesn't lead men on, nothing wrong with that. She is a pretty decent person actually.
>>29399684
>>29399702
>>29399758
Quoted the wrong one, pls OP what's her first name
>>29399769
She sounds like a really annoying person
>>29399768
I know man, but knowing myself, I'd fall in love or something retarded like that, and I'd hate myself if that happened.
Other than that, I'd like my first time to be somewhat meaningful. Not necessarily with the love of my life, but not just to get virginity out of the way either. Actually, that's exactly what I told her, and she disagrees with me saying "first time isn't important for guys, its just an inconvenience you get out of the way to enjoy sex properly afterwards".
Dunno man, I'm still thinking about it, I can always change my mind.
>>29399592
Bull shit you're an autist you're the biggest Chad out there everything you say should be autistic but the way you say it is pretty fucking strategic is it luck or what but the only advise it seems you need is don't be too pushy play it like you're interested but not that you're reliant on her other than that you're a funny guy and girls like funny if you get the date don't sperg pretend that it was easy to get her and in your head just think of her as a guy friend and you'll be alright
Advice from a /pol/lack just coming here to witness kek's will
>>29396783
Sexual boundaries are not to be crossed until the appropriate time with a "good" girl who would date a "good" guy like you. Hentai falls under "kink" category, and only should be casually brought up if a sexual relationship is established, or it becomes pertinent (like she starts talking about porn).
>>29399769
Gross. It's sad that some day, some poor bastard is going to settle for her and try to marry her.
>>29399769
>She never cheated on a boyfriend while in a relationship though
this must be post-ironic baiting
>>29399732
I seriously hate you. Retards like you are given an opportunity that I would kill for, and I will likely die alone.
Keep posting, tinder autist
>>29399954
I see how it might seem ungrateful or something, but please understand that I just see things differently.
>>29399948
That's just how low the bar has fallen.
I don't know how to take all this.
I could take it badly because I have had zero success with women and don't consider myself to be even 1% as autistic as OP.
But I could also take it positively because OP is autistic and fuck and yet girls still respond to him. Maybe women aren't as big of cunts as we think they are. Or maybe a portion of them are and they ruin everything for everyone. Either way, I've never actually had the balls to message a girl on tinder and try to have an actual conversation. I was always scared she'd immediately shut me down, or I'd say something stupid but innocuous that would make her drop contact completely.
>>29399997
Then get her to set you up with her hot friends. Jesus Christ, are you so asexual or pathetic that you're not willing to see a method of escape from this sort of miserable existence?
Fuck, what have you done... I never get this pissed off when I'm sober.
>Chad can act like a legitimate autist and stacies will act like it's cute
Tinder-Autist, you give me new hope. Thanks to you I've gone back and re-messaged every single one of my matches because you somehow manage to make more meaningful conversations with these QTs than I ever have.
>>29400034
you dumbass
his profile pic is L . I . T . E . R . A . L . L . Y chad
>>29399592
Holy shit this is my first time on r9k usually just on /pol/ this is fucking hilarious
>>29400034
Or maybe OP is a 9-10/10.
>>29400034
he might be full autist on the inside, but he's full chad on the outside.
>>29400034
OP is entertaining. That's all there is to it. Keep her entertained and they'll stick around. They're like children, remember. They'll get bored and wander off if there's nothing keeping their attention.
>>29396745
Disney originals as in, Disney's original stories. Hunchback is an old tale. TLK was touted as Disney's first "original" story (despite being completely ripped off of the Japanese series Kimba/Jungle Emperor Leo).
>>29400078
>/pol/
kek
This girl is extremely nice I can barely believe it
I wasn't even looking at tinder anymore
I assumed she was gone forever
god fucking damn this is the first time i visit /r9k/ and i stumble upon this comedy gold thread
Somebody screencap this or make a picture with all of OPs conversations.
Alco include me in the screencap
>>29400130
This girl seems so fucking forgiving and nice. What's the catch?
>>29400040
I'm not asexual at all, I just want a meaningful relationship much more than I want sex. To be completely honest, I know a couple of average (literally average) looking girls willing to have sex with me, making advances and whatnot.
However, all of them are pretty boring and not types of women I'd like to spend time with. I think the problem is that my first relationship (I haven't had sex with that girl, only gotten a blowjob) was with a pretty much ideal girl for me, so my standards are high as hell right now.
By the way, I'm 22.
>>29400130
She is nice, but there's a chance you've been pity zoned now tbqh, I like you though OP.
>>29400140
there doesn't seem to be any desu
im not gonna post her full sized photos but she's actually really cute
>>29400130
> just a little bit of autism
>>29400102
Yeah, I guess that if you count Lion King as original it is the best one as I don't like any disney mobie in a modern setting.
Hunchback is the best Disney Renaissance movie anyway
>>29400140
The catch is that OP is using a picture of a 10/10 male model. it's not actually him
>>29398756
Oh, my god.
You don't just ask women you've spoken to for less than 24 hours to be your gf. That's a commitment.
You ask them on a date.
This is so rough.
Just because a girl speaks to you doesn't mean she's "the one".
>>29400130
"Going for an Anime convention?"
>>29400144
>To be completely honest, I know a couple of average (literally average) looking girls willing to have sex with me, making advances and whatnot.
Words cannot describe how angry this makes me REEEEEEEEEEEEE get out of my board
>>29400172
He posted himself. But with a dog, so that is kind of cheating.
>>29394270
>looks don't matter they said
Normies are a bunch of fucking liars
>>29398865
Holy shit. We told you in the last thread, don't tell her you're getting advice from 4CHAN. If you must break the code of silence about your inner workings, say your "friends" were giving you advice and you guess "it wasn't too good" or whatever.
>>29400162
just post them you fucking ungreatful faggot. we've been helping you this whole time, it's thanks to us you've gotten this far. it's the least you could do. honestly, i didn't want to point this out on account of your autism - but not posting her pics here after everything we've done for you is just plain rude, and kind of mean.
OP are you haha guy from /vp/?
>>29399172
Who would be so altruistic?
>>29400250
how is it thanks to you guys every single time i post my messages you all tell me it's over and im an autistic retard and then she messages me back
>>29400203
You think that picture is actually of OP? You really think someone who looks like that even knows about the existence of this place, let alone would post their tinder convos on here?
>>29400144
Go home, normie.
It's good that you're not being a mindless manslut but you're still clearly normal as fuck.
>>29400193
I'm still a virgin man, and I'm obviously fucked up (by society's standards) for rejecting changing that as soon as possible. Apparently I belong here.
op is a seriously fucked up cunt
>>29400078
Feel free to leave whenever you want.
>>29400293
>thinking normies don't know about 4chan
>>29399494
That's the other thing. Give it 24 hours of no response before starting to get anxious. People have lifes. Sometimes it takes time to respond.
>>29400282
wow, i honestly can't believe you've said this. i've been here helping you for hours, out of the kindness of my heart. and the most you can do is question if i've been helping? i truly didn't think someone could stoop so low.
it's not hard to upload a few pictures, but if you want to play it this way. fine.
just can't believe someone could be such a jerk. thought you were better than that. thought just maybe you were one of the good ones.
i guess it's really true then. chad on the outside? chad on the inside.
LOOSEY GOOSEY BOIS WHERE WE @
>>29400335
That dude isn't just a normie. He's like male model chad to the tenth power tier
>>29400356
sorry man i really do appreciate the help, but im not just going to post some random girls photos on 4chan, that's not nice
>>29400380
Ignore that guy, you're doing the right thing. He's trying to guilt trip you.
>>29400279
>>29400130
HOLY SHIT. You are haha guy I knew it
kek i knew i recognized this shit
OP is beta chad
>>29400279
>>29400405
im not, i dont know who that is
>>29399732
>I've known her for about 10 years now, she is the only female friend I have and I'd hate to ruin that somehow by having sex with her.
This this this. This is why when a girl treats a beta orbiter like a FRIEND and HUMAN while she fucks Chad or other shits - it means you mean more to her than those fuckboys.
If you want to become her alpha and stop being beta or just a friend, get the balls to say, "I've thought seriously about this, and I don't want to lose you as a friend, but I feel like you're one of my best friends and I want us to try dating, if you think you might be able to feel the same way. I would treat you the same. I would treat you right." Or whatever variation you have.
You'll get pissed at some point anyway that you feel like she's using and ignoring you.
>>29400130
>Just a little bit of autism.
Op forget girls just do comedy.
>>29400419
Get it right. He's an autistic Chad.
He's also offered Amanda the corn but she didn't respond to it.
>>29400459
Wew. You're full on there, faggot.
im damn tired but i dont wanna miss this is anyone going to post all the convos tomorrow ?
>>29400459
First of all, that sounds a bit pathetic. Secondly, I wouldn't want to date her. We're just very different types of people, there is absolutely no good outcome if we would date.
Either I'd get too attached and wrecked later, or I'd get bored with her fast and destroy both the relationship and the friendship that perceeded it.
I know her faaar to well to be with her. I'm happy with just being friends with her, there was no friendzoning involved, atleast not from her side. It would be kinda hilarious if I actually friendzoned her, but I hope that's not the case either.
>>29400475
no he literally posted under the name "beta chad"
and when he first did it he never claimed to be anything other than troll
>>29398468
>tequila
So she's sayings she's not smutty unless she's drunk?
where my oldfags at
>>29400598
Oh shit it's actually the corn guy?
>>29400620
thanks
>>29400598
>two boyfriends
What a fat slut.
>>29400605
Typical roastie excuse to pretend they're more than a whore.
>>29400665
she's talking about ben and jerrys ice cream
>>29400693
he was making a joke you idiot
Come back op I need you.
>>29400881
ill return someday im sure
i gotta come up with some new ideas. maybe ill write another musical.
>>29400881
we all do...we all do
>>29400620
>corn
>oldfag
Come on, it wasn't that old.
>>29398671
anon?
y-you ok?
>>29401206
literally 8 months ago lol
>>29401227
N-no way. It can't be that old.
>>29400598
>diaper up
>>29396674
Do you still want to be a mermaid ?
op come baq bb
>>29402329
Aw yipes, we blew it
holy shit
this is amazing
I need more OP
Same time tomorrow?
>>29400598
Fuck i can't tell if ur autistic or genius. Either way its entertaining. Keep going
>>29394270
you are an attention whore this is so fake. explain how you talk normally here but somehow talk like what r9ks imagine actual autism to be on tinder. you are building a character for yourself and are no better than those girls on tumblr that say that cut themselves and stuff. get out i honestly hate you
>>29399828
yes you are right this is honestly infuriating
>>29403741
It's already been established that OP is doing this for our entertainment
>>29398865
>Corn emoji
you magnificent bastard. Does anyone have that cap?
