>tfw shaved
I'm hoping this gets me out of my crippling depression.
this faggot actually post here or does some shit brain have a hard-on for him and just post his shit all over this board.
>>29394234
i haven't posted in months, now people repost my pics from years ago
>>29394234
A bunch of people made this "Stanley Phillips" meme. Pretty sure people started this by posting bad pictures of him followed by things such as "How can a 8/10 like me be lonely". He's actually pretty attractive imo.
>>29394548
He's not bad looking at all. I reckon a lip filler would work like magic on him. His receding top lip is the main problem.
There is something strange about that face, it looks like a fucking cartoon
Honestly man just leave this board, you just annoy people constantly
>>29394615
I'm a 26 year old KV. My best years flew behind me in a flash. You fuck off now normie scum. REEEE
>>29394548
>Pretty sure people started this by posting bad pictures of him followed by things such as "How can a 8/10 like me be lonely".
yes, this is exactly what happened, someone started reposting my pics from years ago
>>29394615
fuck you i haven't posted any pics in ages and i have nowhere else to go
>>29394640
stop pretending to be me but yes i am 26 and khv
>>29394656
Fuck off you fucking doppelganger bitch. I'm the real Stanley, your just a phoney Liquid Stanley
>>29394813
hahah hoho so funny dude, i bet you pissed your pants laughing like the retard that you are
>>29394813
If this is the real or fake Stanley, it doesn't matter because you are the preferred Stanley. All other Stanelys should line up for a firing squad
>>29394104
Man you're looking good, if I ever met you I'd give you a blowjob nothing gay though
>>29394894
Fuck off you lame ass queer. Get a life and stop parading around like your me.
>>29394913
Thank you but I am the real Stanley
>>29394104
go exercise and diet for a year and you'll good instead of skinnyfat faggot-like
>>29394937
I actually might consider that offer. All these lonely years has made me somewhat bicurious
>>29394988
I wish it could be that easy. All these years of destitution has crippled me physically in a lot of ways.
>>29394548
Please stop trying to force your shitty meme. Dimmy is a nice lad. He has been posting his face for years now.
Stanley, what are you doing?
Stop it. This is embarrassing.
You've become the egg-man.
>>29395073
How is he a nice lad? He's an annoying prick that contributes nothing and constantly spams his face because he's an attention whore and enjoy flattery.
>>29395073
It's quite flattering that all these people have saved my pictures and turned me into a meme. I dont mind. But I can't stand all these doppelganger dickheads that want to pretend they're me. It's disturbing quite honestly. My life so shitty that I have a calvacade of idiots pretending that they're me. Its horrible honestly. Let alone the chances of any future potential career opportunities that I might have any employer looking me up and seeing that im linked to this site. Just fuck my shit up senpai.
>>29395177
>implying anyone would hire a 26 year old NEET virgin anyway
come on lad
>>29395092
No, you guys made me into your new Eggman since Eggman became a norman. I didn't ask for this.
>>29395120
Fuck you and your dead mom
>>29395215
When there's a will there's a way. I can somehow get a career going, but if it solves my kv status only time will tell. It also sucks that my benis is the size of a door knob in terms of length
>>29395120
I've only noticed him post in camwhore/attentionwhore threads. I wouldn't consider what he is doing to be spam. He is kind and responsive to his admirers.
>>29395177
fakedimmyplsgo
>>29395216
I always thought you were creepy, but now I think your just a sad little douche
>>29395246
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>29395261
Stop posting my picture please
>>29395297
That wasn't me posting it was some idiot pretending to be me
>>29395323
Not me, but I would appreciate it if people just stopped posting my pic
>>29395261
I try my best not to overly post. I havent posted my pic in months. Although i do enjoy the attention
>>29395246
Not me and my penis a bit bigger then that. If if truly was the size of a door knob I would've sadukoed already
>>29395627
Alright, stop it, this isn't me or the rest of the posts in this thread. This isn't funny.
>>29395656
Fuck off you doppelganger faggot.
>>29395627
You too you phoney
This is the real Stanley here.
I would like it if you guys stopped pretending you are me. It's deplorable that you would try to harass someone in such a state that I'm in.
>>29394813
Don't you mean Stanley Ocelot?
>>29395688
Oh lawdie another idiot pretending to be me, just kill yourself already.
>>29395656
Thanks for the damage control but stop pretending to be me pretty please
>>29395627
You're not funny
>>29395695
I'm trying to follow along too. Apparently there's Liquid Stanley, Ocelot Stanley, Solidus Stanley and Liquid Ocelot Stanley now. Only problem is identifying Solid Stanley
Big Boss Stanley Reporting in get rekt you cucks
Dark Metaton Stanley here, bow down to your God you inferior Stanelys
>tfw everyone forgot about eggman
>>29394104
I like this guy. I don't come here often but when I do I say hello and he says hello back. He seems nice enough.
Not sure why people pretend to be him though, seems like a weird way to spend your time.
>>29396553
what happened to him ? I don't watch his videos anymore
