I really want a girlfriend..
Do girls that play video games not exist in real life? Casual shit is great too, if the only games she knows is Skyrim and zelda that's cool too! I just want a girlfriend with shared hobbies..
Where do I find them? I go out the house I make conversation but there's no way to tell if she likes vidya unless she's blatantly wearing something related or talks in memes... But even those girls are rare.
(low standards here too! as long as she not obese that's my only requirement)
Try comic con, anime cons, any kind of video game cons like Blizzcon
>>29392514
I have to travel to go to a con.. I want a girl who lives in my town. Seems harder to get that.
>>29392401
Because of your self-imposed status as a sheltered shut-in, I'm afraid you are lacking the external perspective required to see your dilemma for what it truly is....
It's like a blind man who wants to find a professional movie critic to join him in sitting in the 7th row with his their closed....
Your desire automatically negates any possible fulfillment...
When I was a child, I had some hobbies, too...
Like wearing a diaper... Eating liquefied food out of a glass jar... Watching Sesame Street... Then the strangest thing happened... It's called growth... Personal growth... It turns out that it's actually good for you believe it or not
Change is uncomfortable... The s lack of said change in your personal life is a shining example of this fact...
There are other more suitable video games for you ahead in the future... My favorite one is called 'SHOOTING VIDEO OF A GIRL WITH YOUR DICK IN HER MOUTH'
It's not exactly Zelda, but I think that you will find it more rewarding when the day is done...
In life, friends reserve the right to hurt your feelings if that is what is required 2 help you.... Friends are the only ones who care enough to hurt your feelings if that's what it takes to be completely honest with you...
So you can consider me your new 'best friend', because I'm telling you right to your face the same thing girls have said behind your back all of these years... You need to hear it...
MAN UP
>>29392767
Nah fuck all that noise senpai
God damn this SPEECThe most important analogy of the day and speech-to-text blew it for me... Clears my throat... Allow me to try this one more time :
It's like you asking a professional movie critic - join you in the 7th row with your eyes closed
Everybody agrees with the Obesity thing... The ironic part is sedentary video gaming leads to obesity so it looks like you have chosen your own destiny as your only deal breaker
I've never met be hot then interesting human, male or female who has thrown their lives away 4 first person shooter fantasy or magical dragon Wizardry...
The good news? There's plenty of time to be a complete failure after you secure a sexual companion
After you first consummate your sexual relationship with a woman, when she falls asleep write a note to her and leave it on her pillow before you go back to your video game :
"Dear singular female sexual experience of my life, I'm in the other room, solidifying my destiny as a habitual masturbator and robot9001 cry baby... you can find your own way out... Have a nice life"
>>29392911
I like running. Skateboarding and longboarding. So I would get her into the those things to, but when I'm not working I like to play video games, and talk about them.
I feel like a relationship would be so much stronger if we could relate on my of my biggest past times.
Don't specifically go looking for a woman who wears video game related clothing or something stupid like that. Just meet women and ask them out, go on a few dates, see how they feel about video games. If they hate gaming, drop them and move on to the next.
>>29393156
It's not that easy for someone like me to just get a girl to go on a date with me.. So I can't just drop them and keep looking..
I would be lucky enough to even get the first one.
Girls don't short shit skins guys that look like they're still 16.
>>29392514
>Sending him to a literal normie central with roasties everywhere
Op, accept the fact that no "shy, nerdy" girls exist. They are not physically capable of love, or appreciating things men can appreciate. So basically, either you settle for a roastie or fake gayymer gurrrl or stay nogf and enjoy the single life with pride.
Do you really need a gf to be happy in life ? Having a gf is like your first time playing halo. Everyone plays it so you also wanna play it, it seems interesting at first, kinda fun but then you realise it's not fun anymore and anyone who plays it is a degenerate and disgusts you. The emotional and psychological torture ain't worth it friendo.
>>29393286
It will get easier the more experience you have. The worst move you can make is not to play. You don't lose anything by asking out a girl.
I know 2 good looking "gaymur grills" irl.
> They only settle for Chad.
>>29393354
But.. I want to wake up with a text that reads "hey baby how are you today, want to go see generic super hero movie #33 and discuss plot holes that didn't fit that actual comics?"
Or "I'm horny, how do you want to fuck me right now"
Or "you're the best boyfriend in the whole world (lie I know) I love you (another lie but it makes me feel good"
I also just want to try sex atleast once, that way when I watch porn I can imagine what the blow job scenes actually feel like and I can stop skipping them.
Go find a woman like inuitinua.
She likes videogames but isnt all "look at me I am a girl gamer"
>>29392401
>I go out the house
While they are busy staying home playing video games. Now that's the tricky part.
>>29393354
the red pill meme is strong in this one.
my gf is a nerd, she had no friends in school, is a social shut in, can't into talking to strangers at uni, enjoys vidya, comics, manga and is a huge star wars nerd, as in she has all the expanded universe books.
she owns a 360, n64 and 3ds, her other consoles, psx, xbox, gamecube are lost because of her fucked up family.
op, go to where the nerds are, go to where the girls are and talk to the ones who look like outsiders.
>>29393563
Where are the girls at? I'm not at college.. So I can't find the girls who are shut ins.
>>29393563
>muh gf isn't like other girls here's some examples
Leave. And never return. I don't know why I say this knowing that you're not gonna leave and shit up this place.
>supposed gf has absolute pleb tier taste
>star wars
She likes Doctor who and Sherlock too amirite. I bet she also has a tumblr.
>is a shut in, can't talk to strangers at uni
Nah m9, either you're lying , or she is, to you. Is she your first girlfriend ? I can bet she is.
GIRLS CAN'T BE NERDS. GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS, DON'T LET BAIT POSTS GIVE YOU FALSE HOPE ROBOTS.
>>29393688
why dont you go try some pua tricks at a bar
Honestly I don't really know. The few random girl gamers I've met have been through LAN parties. We all usually chat it up for a good hour because we're all blown away that we arent the only girl there so we use the time to talk with other girl gamers.
So if anything look up local gaming meet ups and competitions. Some people might say anime cons but thats really a 50/50 if they're a weeb or gamer
>>29393688
>breaking arguments up into small green texts and answering them with my personal experiences means I'm an expert
>>29393969
Not him but that guy is using his statistically-outlying girlfriend example as disproving a majority rule. They're both pretty dumb though for continuing to argue.
>>29392401
why would you even want a girlfriend who plays videogames? I play videogames too, don't get me wrong, but I'm fine with a girl having different interests, my games are my personal time activity.
>>29394265
It's my dream to have a dual battleststation room play runescape with her and duo araxxor with my gf, get a pet drop and then she gets excited, and gives me a blow job as a congratulations reward
But that's just a silly robot fantasy.
>>29393354
>fake gayymer gurrl
tfw I've been playing video games since I was three and I'm still considered fake
>>29394391
>rs3
kill yourself
>>29392401
>common interests
>not obese
>having any standards whatsoever
I would literally date anyone with a vagina who is old enough to consent to sexI'm 6'2", 150lbs, white, decent face, and still can't get a gf despite having no standards. help me
>>29392401
There easy to find just go on Grindr
>>29392401
Slstop trying for girls just get a sissy BF its better then being alone and getting laid is getting laid
>>29392767
epic new pasta thanks
Kimber James had her penis removed senpai, fap while you can, also fembots BTFO Kimber looks 10x better then any natty female
>>29394909
Isnt grindr for man on man action senpai? I might have to go there and see I have pretty low standards its also better then death and KHV
>>29395006
>Isnt grindr for man on man action
That's the point dummy
>>29394934
I had my first BEEJ from a gay friend last week at 29, I had to watch strait porn on my phone and I have to tell you it felt pretty good
>>29394909
Grindr I am pretty desperate I never considered fucking a man in the ass but at this point in my life its looking like its the only option
>>29395029
That's because of your internal faggotry, that all denizens of /r9k/ posses.
>>29392401
What do you weigh?
>>29393080
Video games aren't a hobby. They're what you do when you don't have a hobby
>>29392401
I'm a girl and I meet tons of girls who play vidya too. You should get involved in gaming communities. Most gamer girls are probably neets anyway
>>29395163
>gaming communities
What the fuck is a "gaming community"?
