>talk to female coworker
>"I'm on a dryspell..."
>thinking ok...
"...I haven't had sex in two weeks."
she wants the d son
>>29392345
She wants you to fuck her in her ass
>>29392357
>>29392363
Fucked her twice.
Fucked her on a thursday raw and she told me she had over 200 guys (she was 20) and fucked the next guy 2 days later. She got fired and I never saw her again.
Huh...
So, you're comfortable enough to talk openly to a co-worker about your sex lives. Then why not make a move on her?
>>29392400
enjoy your sti's son
>>29392357
>>29392363
Is this what it means when women talk to you about their dry spell or are you two memeing
>>29392566
Most of the time yes
>>29392536
I like sti's
I have the same story, but it was 2 months for her. Imagine that, wow!!
Is 1 year acceptable to be complaining about a dry spell
>>29392345
My exact words.
>That's terrible.
>I can't imagine what that must be like.
Kill me.
>>29393745
I actually thought a dryspell was some sort of medical thing where they can't get any fluid going in their cunt. Not some bullshit term for sluts.
>>29392345
>go out on smoke break
>female co-worker follows
>just want to sit down and have 10 minutes to myself
>she sits at same bench and just yammers on about her ex
>>29393845
bitch knew you like being alone and just went out to annoy you like poking an ant with a stick
typical roastie behaviour
>>29392578
Wait so, a female friend invited me to go with her to a club, told me to go find a woman, she then asked if I just wanted a fuck buddy. She then took my hand, guided me to an open spot and told me about her dry spell.
Is this something that you tell/do to friendzoned gay best friend bullshit, or was this a missed opportunity
>>29393745
>Is 1 year acceptable to be complaining about a dry spell
I'd say 6 months is an acceptable minimum amount of time for complaining.
>>29392629
Shit tier taste faggot
>>29393891
You won't get it even if we tell you.
>>29394326
Pls tell me
I might get it desu
>>29393845
When girls learn your the quite guy who doesn't talk much then chances are they are just gonna complain their problems to you because your a good listener. I've gotten so good at double tasking where I can be thinking entirely a diffrent thought yet respond to the roastie with the right response each time.
>>29393891
Oh god why.
> you'll never get a chance like that
> meanwhile admiral aspergers doesn't even see it
>>29394901
More like
>Maybe she wants... oh haha she could never be into me I'm ugly as fuck she must just be using me as an emotional tampon
