>just got my first match on tinder
OH FUCK OH FUCK IM SCARED WAT DO WAT DO
>>29392245
Wait for nothing to happen
>>29392245
Get friendzoned and orbit him
>>29392245
Offer to suck him off and let him know you will get a cage for your shemeat
>>29392245
Show him that boy hole of yours and tell him he can fuck you up the ass
>>29392245
>tfw I attempted suicide because I had no matches on tinder and realised I was undersirable even by the lowest uggos.
And because I'm an absolute madman I admitted straight to the psych at the hospital and he laughed at my face, I laughed too it was alright.
>>29392245
Trap out for him and let him dokinate you like the little faggot you are
>>29392245
Dress up like a girl and send him pics
>>29392245
Pull ya dicks out and slap them together
>>29392245
Shove a toilet plunger up ya butt and stick a pencil in your penis
What is it with 4chan and traps lately? Every fucking board is obsessed with them. Don't they have a containment board for that shit?
>>29392245
Message her, but don't set your expectations too high. Usually nothing comes out of it unless you're extremely good looking.
>>29392480
>>29392506
>>29392526
>>29392552
>>29392574
>>29392594
>>29392634
>10 replies
>3 posters
>all posts are almost exactly 1 minute apart
I think you got the wrong board, buddy.
>>>/b/
>>29392245
Watch out in case it's a bot.
>>29392245
I can communicate normally nowadays with a female, few exceptions there
But shit like this it is horrible, I get nervous like shit because I have to perform
I just wanna get to know someone
>>29392657
It's a raid effort to try to turn us into faggotsand it seems to be working on most people
>>29392727
Hey, that anon kept my thread on the front page. Despite being a massive cunt about it. I'm not too mad at him
>>29392772
They have those on tinder too? Fuck.
>>29392819
I know how you feel. My friends and family have been pressuring me a lot lately to get out and meet people. One of my friends from work told me I had to make a tinder and he would help me out and everything.
This just feels weird to me though. Like I kinda wanted to give up on women cuz I've actually had sex before and its not all that great. Apparently everyone I work with thought I was gay before finding out I was straight.
>>29392907
I don't know man, I like butts as much as the next guy but once I see testicles, I don't care how feminine they look that is an immediate no from me.
>>29392907
Haha, you know I have been wondering about these raids the amount of fag comments have been on the rise I'm also starting to wonder if being a faggot is a must for a robot
>>29392907
Everyone is turning gay senpai if you cant beat them... join em right?
>>29393672
Come on like you won't fuck a qt trap.
>>29393786
Dif anon here, hell ya id fug a trap up the ass, problem is traps look even better then actual women
>>29393786
I'm starting to think that its not even gay to fuck a trap so ya I would senpai, any true robot would fuck one and let them stick their feminine penis in you
>>29392245
Bend over and spread that ass open so he can fuck you like a little slut
>tfw not confident enough to sign up for tinder
>>29393986
Umm no, you are a faggot and like men who the fuck thinks a trap looks better then a natty female
>>29392947
It was much more relaxing with the few women I met through school. There's less pressure so it goes better. But I rarely go futher or am just not interested.
I think the most important thing is not so much looks, height, etc. but a social circle that puts you into contact with women. Of course I won't deny it is going to be much more difficult once you are ugly, short etc.
But I speak from my own experience, I can't speak on behalf of everyone.
>>29392245
Ask him how big his cock is
>>29392947
What if you dont see the testicles? Just a nice anus ready for pounding, some juicy tits would you still hit it?
Nothing because she's probably just swiping right for every guy. Just like how you do the same for every girl
Save yourself the misery in the future and just delete tinder now. Trust me it's not worth it.
>>29394066
Do you know who Buck Angel is? Listen faggot go look her up and then tell me you would rather fuck her then Kimber James
>>29394150
OP is being cat fished by a gay Robro
>>29394161
Oh shit man, Kimber had her penis removed! I'm going to fap till my dick is rubbed raw
>>29394150
I love these pics. Does anyone have any more of them?
>>29392245
relax, she just mis-swiped
>>29394334
Ya man Kimber james is hot as fuck, her vagina looks 10x better then a real one, fembots should be on suicide watch right now
>>29394334
I think her penis was removed a few years ago? IDK though I don't keep up with her, I'm glad her sissy cock isngone though makes fapping even better, she almost never used her cock anyways it would just flop around limp while her pooper was getting rekt
>>29394161
Buck Angel is disgusting M8, thats easily gayer fucking her over a QT trap, I mean she has a fucking facial hair and smokes cigar while cowboys fuck her its disturbing to watch
>>29392907
Have you turned into a faggot yet? Only a matter of time and you will submit to lady cock
>>29392245
You'll set up a date a week from now and when it finally comes she won't show up because her car doesn't work and you'll be left to cry while holding your cat.
Fuck you, Lea.
>>29394379
She is hot but its still gay as fuck with that being said I would pay to fuck her though
>>29392245
>gotten ~ 260 matches in the past year
>only spoken to a handful of them
I don't know why I let this shit make me feel so nervous
>>29392245
When you meet "her" make sure you swallow, no one likes a spitter, also there is a good chance you are going to get mugged and possibly raped
Women are the biggest time wasters on Tinder. I
I currently have 8 matches and after I proceeded to be the first to message all of them, I have yet to get a response from anyone. Jesus Christ, why do people get this app if they're not going to use it?
Hell, I got super liked by one and she has yet to respond.
>>29392245
You should try Grindr, thats where I meet all mine, I'm a fucked up cyborg NEET but at least I get laid and the older men in their 50's buy me weed and booze, lot of them are married but Grindr is 100% chance of hooking up
>>29394574
Its a bot senpai, like 75% are all bots, the others are men acting like chicks to get pathetic betas to buy them shit, I know this becuase this is what I do, I'm NEET but I make my money scamming guys..
>>29394605
Out of here ya faggot Grindr is a gay bang site enjoy aids
>>29394520
This happened to me I started off on here and /b/ after years and years of seeing trap threads it pretty much stockholmed syndromed me now all I can get off too is traps fucking other traps.....
>>29394658
Haters gonna hate at least I'm getting laid and getting free shit, have fun wanking it solo I was just trying to tell OP Grindr is a sure thing
>>29392907
Jokes on him I already fap to traps and chicks with dicks dudes with boobs, its not like I can sink any lower at this point
>>29394544
Senpai you know you can find qt traps on back page right? I'm to scared to do it cuz police set up traps and whit
>>29392947
Ya he kept your thread alive but turned it gay
>>29394334
She had her boy parts removed? I'll look into this thanks
