If I get a tumblr will I get a gf?
nope
I got one
never use it
no gf
>>29390751
Obviously you have to use it. I could post a bunch of stuff there then message girls and they'll go to my tumblr and see how cool I am and want to suck my dick.
>>29390728
"Girlfriend" is kind of an offensive term for what you'll get.
You'll get a genderqueer partner. Instead of sex, you will sit through lectures on how xe is oppressed and looking at a boob is literally rape. In exchange, you will have to pay for all of xyrs food and clean up after xem. You will also have to help organize rallies demanding the criminalization of being white, thin, attractive, or tolerable to be around.
you will but it was just talk to you endlessly. about some kind of politic thing of the week for every hour of the day.
i had a tumblr gf. the only good thing about her was her ass. she used to be a normie but her bf died or something and she went full man hate mode