Fembot Feels
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Fembots post your current feelings and discuss
>tfw no qt Shinji bf
>Fembot Feels
my cock cheese is real stanky today.
>>29390627
>fembot
BTFO roastie
>>29390627
>fembot feels
tfw period blood soaked into my dads mouth
;_;
>tfw no shinji :333
>see a shiniji in real
>eww stay away creep I'm waiting for Chad to pull over in his BMW
>>29390664
Youre never gonna get a gf if you refer to women as "roasties" js
Im not a fembot, but even i know the ONE and ONLY fembot feel.
>tfw no chad bf
thats ALL there IS gentlemen.
>tfw sweet and attentive to your bf
>tfw he is just a massive dick to you
Robots are THE WORST bfs. Fucking self involved ass twats
>>29390742
p-please im not like that if i had a gf i would love her
>>29390742
>>tfw he is just a massive dick to you
>massive dick
thats why you love him you fucking disgusting roastie whore
>watching DBZ
>watching Kai on a great sound system, with the original Japanese score and English voice acting
>music is all bassy and emotional, perfect for the scene
>English VO, so Goku doesn't sound like a disgusting ear-splitting shrill faggot
>shit's about to throw down
>I'm getting fucking pumped
>EVERYTHING has been building up to this moment
>this whole arc, this whole SEASON
>I don't care about anything else in the entire world as long as I get to see what happens next
>all I care about in LIFE is this absolutely perfect, crystalline crescendo of manly violence
>the ultimate confrontation between good and evil, brought into perfect poetic relief
>my hairs are all on end
>Goku gives a manly war cry
>my desk rumbles with the bass
>blood rushes to my cooter
>my flaps tingle, clit engorged
>the music begins to thrum and my pulse beats with it
>suddenly
>out of nowhere
>for no reason
>Gohan's whiny faggot voice splits the scene, the mood, and my soul
>"GET HIM, DAAAAAA~D"
>cringe
>all my erect hairs curl downward in pain and embarrassment
>my slit deflates like a balloon in the rain
>feel my adrenaline fizzle out in all my limbs , withering on the vines of my nervous system
>lose all interest
>lose all hope
>alt+f4 out of MPC
>never watch DBZ again
REMOVE
GOHAN
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29390742
Oh, so your only sweet to use it as fuel and justification that whenever you don't agree with something you didn't do anything bad? You deserve it.
>>29390742
you are a very hurtful person
>tfw no qt Chad bf
>>29390766
i wish i could eat you out
i would drink your pee and even your menstrual blood if you wanted me to
>>29390757
No, this is what they all do.
>tee hee I'm different than the chads
You're all fucking scumbag disloyal self serving chads, you just don't look as good and you have shit social skills.
I'm tired of offering my complete devotion, love, and loyalty to robots pretending to be "nice guys" only to have them rear their immature selfish heads after I already love them for who they presented as.
This ROASTIE is fucking TOASTIE
>>29390766
Goku vs Frieza?
>tf no qt wizard bf
>>29390774
No, when I treat him with kindness and respect I expect a little decency in return. That is all I ask.
>>29390818
you're probably with some PUA and not with a nice guy robot like me, you deserve it, you silly roastie
>>29390839
>>tf no qt wizard bf
why do you want a wizard
are you a girl?
>>29390627
TFW no Stanley Phillips husbando
>>29390742
It's the opposite for me.
>bf is sweet and attentive
>I'm constantly nagging him and stressing him out
IM SORRY QT
>>29390842
find somebody who likes you instead of someone who doesn't really like you
>>29390867
how do i get a gf like you?
>>29390700
And there is only one true Chad
>>29390852
And how is anyone supposed to know the difference? They act like robots, say they're robots, and don't look like chad. Treat you nicely at first and then make you feel like shit because you're not stacy. If I was stacy he would be nice to me.
>>29390878
Try looking like pic related
It's me, easy 8/10
>>29390627
>tfw bf won't meet my every specific needs and desires
>tfw a misogynist beta orbiter had the gall to stand up to me and not be spineless pushover
>tfw bf wants a blowie joey like the pig he is
Chad Thundercock gave me anal and I loved it, though
>mfw
>>29390865
I dk I think its kind of cute and I like older men.
>>29390888
he was probably not even a virgin before you and is tall
you've been PUA'd sloot
>>29390931
alright hit me up in 3 years i guess and i'll be your bf
>>29390933
Tall guys don't need PUA games.
>>29390818
Lesbianism. It's the only way.
>>29390878
You can't!
I hate to say "I'm not like the other girls" - but I'm not like other people at all. I get paranoid and worry all the time, my bf isn't allowed to do a lot of things, he has to see me all the time, I take away a lot of vidya time, etc. He spends multiple hours every day consoling me.
I'm honestly wondering how he's not tired of me yet.
>>29390957
Sweet. I will probably still be here
>>29391018
who cares about vidya? you are more important, he'd much rather spend time with you, you can be sure in that.
and what do you mean i can't? how did you get your bf?
>>29390742
Why are you with him? Dump his sorry ass. Or are you such a low level female a robot is the only thing you can get?
>>29391041
wanna make a pact or something to get married once i hit 30?
>woke up
>needed to use bathroom
>browsed r9k instead
If I live into my forties, I'll probably get kidney stones.
>>29391106
Fembots usually pee in their bed. Why don't you?
>>29391087
Sure, as long as you live in the United States. I don't mind relocating
Yes, well done fembots, well done fembots.
HOWEVER
>>29391087
>trusting anyone on this board to keep a promise
ISGYGDDT
I want to think like a man again. Feel the unite with men, dive into the moment. I crushed that social construct once but then i changed roles with a feminine jap and became feminine again. i don't think i will ever be able to feel that freedom again. Makes me feel like dying.
>>29391237
>Sure, as long as you live in the United States
i don't though. sad life
>>29390627
why would you wanna date a homosexual?
Ah, that's pretty simple: an ego boost without breaking a sweat sucking dick. Nice.
femanons, why are you so perfect?
>>29390627
>tfw I don't want to wake up and reassemble myself so it's just a little ok.
>tfw turned 25 yesterday and literally didn't do anything besides eat pizza with your parents
>>29391700
Maybe if you didn't eat so much pizza you wouldn't be so fat.
No girl wants a shinji bf, he is a giant pussy.
>>29391700
If it makes you feel better I would have eaten pizza with you. And I don't even like pizza.
>>29391700
>>tfw turned 25 yesterday and literally didn't do anything besides eat pizza with your parents
let me eat your ass
>tfw robot bf is mean to but apologizes so you always go back to him
I have faith he won't be so awful but everytime he let's me down a little more.
>tfw won't ever leave him
>tfw my vagina bleeds
>tfw my nose bleeds
>tfw when my tits bleed
B L O O D
>>29390766
tfw gohan was my favorite
>>29392024
Can I taste your sweet blood?
>>29392024
Wah wah wah, what?!?! Why are you boobs bleeding? Are you nursing?
>>29390888
lol you dumb bitch stacy gets treated just as poorly as you do
>>29392070
No, stacies get treated like fucking goddesses by robots because they worship the pussy and social status they get from fucking one.
>>29391934
how is this going to make her feel any better? you don't even know this person
>>29392128
I would feel better if I knew at least one fucking person wanted to get to know me and eat pizza with me on my birthday.
Fucking normies
>>29392165
Don't listen to that Anon, always makes me feel better when people say stuff like that. Strange in a way, so many robots and fembots but we have no way of finding eachother to be friends.
>>29392165
>believing you're entitled to be treated special on your birthday
>not a normie
>>29392596
>being so jaded as to describe having pizza with a companion as special treatment
>>29392659
i don't want to bicker anymore. happy belated birthday.
>>29392260
go on one of those chat websites that gets shilled: rabbit room, omegle, kageshi.
>>29392024
>nose starts bleeding
>remember how much you like the taste of blood
>but when it coagulates it becomes disgusting
>ywn never drink blood straight from the source
>>29393091
I mean meeting in person, to actually have pizza together. I guess could find someone in those things that live in the same city or something, but, I've never had any luck with that.
I've tried /soc/ a few times, but, something about that place gives me the creeps more than meeting some anon I met on /r9k/ if that makes sense.
>>29390627
>>29390684
>>29390742
>>29390766
>>29390801
>>29390866
>>29390867
>>29390920
>>29391106
>>29391700
>>29392024
>>29393091
>>29393299
FFFRRRRAAAAAABBBBTTTTTTTTTTTT
oh boyyy that was a STINKER!! XD
Come Smell it anon ! Haha.
What do your poopies Smell like? Hahaha.
*makes a little poopie*
SSHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH epic ;^)
>>29392024
>too skinny to get a period but have an ingrown toenail, anal fissure and gingivitis that all bleed
guess its gonna come out somehow
>>29393459
>anal fissure
how did that happen
>>29393483
Probably heroin shits
>>29393483
I think fingering my ass with long nails kek
>>29393636
>I think fingering my ass with long nails kek
why not use my tongue instead
>>29393679
hope you dont mind blood
>>29390627
Nice to know fembots really are just generic NURD GURL special snowflakes
>>29393738
nah it's whatever
location?
>>29393773
I am literally diagnosed with asperger's syndrome, how about you, normie?
>>29393797
I got called a mean word once
Checkm8
>tfw no "sick bird" mentally unstable girlfriend that takes hours of your time to console her just to snap at you at the smallest provocation, triggering a endless cycle of bullshit and silent treatment, only to get all lovey dove again and cuddling with you and beeing really sweet.
the problem is just that over time you realize you invest so much in her while she doesent really care about you because she is incapable
