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>Don't be insecure, anon! >It's only a toy, it
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>Don't be insecure, anon!
>It's only a toy, it could never replace you
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I'm gonna need suace for this one guys. Can a someone help a brotha out?
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>>29390010
>it can make me cum but it can't buy me things
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suce on this plese, for reasons
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Hand over the sauce and nobody gets hurt.
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>your penis will never be big enough
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>>29390010
>Of cource it coudn't baby! But tell me, why use a dildo that's smaller than my actual dick...?
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So you gonna post a source or what?
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>>29390110
This. We have already established that they are not capable of "romantic love", they can't be after pleasure either because those toys are satisfying enough. This only leaves money and social status.
A huge dildo wont buy her new shit or increase her social standing, but an insecure beta sure will.
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>>29390010
this is seriously going to push me over the edge

my 4 inch pencil dick makes me hate life and not even want to try. seeing her take something that's literally 4 times the size of mine makes me want to kill myself
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>>29390902
That dildo would be way to big for most women anyway.
Don't worry!
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>>29390010
Had for the first and probably only time 2 months ago.

She said "ugh why do you have to be so big" this was when she mounted me reverse cowgirl style.

Do you fellas think she was trying to be nice?
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>>29390902
Eh doesn't matter m8, a dick as small as 3 inches when erect is big enough to pleasure a woman, the bbc thing is a meme. My dick is barely 6 inches when erect but I never made my GF cum until I learned foreplay, how to eat her out, fingerbang and how to actually use my dick.

Of course you need experience for this but you'll never get any if you think you lose by default.
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>>29391180
>My dick is barely 6 inches when erect but I never made my GF cum until I learned foreplay, how to eat her out, fingerbang
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>>29390902
that thing is well over 4x your size
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uace on op's webm? Jesus 4chan is shit now, back in 09 sauce would have been provided
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>>29390952
A whole baby fits in there, so how can "too big" even be a thing
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>>29391180

this microdick in denial

>mfw I used to make my ex squirt on the regular with my 9" dick. feelsgoodfam
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>>29390788
Here

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5714483fcbbf0

Found it.

>>29390079
>>29390182
>>29390275
>>29391383
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This is a very real insecurity of mine. I know a toy can't entirely replace a lover, but I can't be sure that it won't always leave them wanting more. Does an honest woman stop using the toy larger than her bf's penis if she is truly in love with him?

I know, I know;
>honest woman

Still though. Can anyone confirm that large dildos are not "the other man"?
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>>29390010
My fetish is to be cuckd by a dildo. Too bad it would pretty much be guaranteed to progress to a nigger.
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>>29391443
You are a prince.
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>>29390010
>warcraft tramp stamp

that's a red flag if i've ever seen one
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>>29391443
SHE'S NOT EVEN REALLY ENJOYING IT

REEEE
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>>29391559
A girl's sex drive is her sex drive.
If your peen can't stop it, then why not let another fake one do it? Or do you want her to find a real live one to plug her hole?

A variety of sizes can be found in a woman's sex drawer. Vaginas are very elastic.

What does size have to do with love?
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>>29391671
The only thing worse than women being turned by big dicks because they're sluts is women pretending to be turned on by big dicks because they are souless automatons who merely act out a role and do not truly care for anything other than attention.
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>>29391735
Bro, for women it's way way more mental than it is for guys. She gets off on fucking a guy with money, power, status, looks, etc. Not some dildo unless she's unable to get a man.
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>tfw girl gave me dimensions of her dildo and I was bigger
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>>29391761
>She gets off on fucking a guy with money, power, status, looks, etc.
So a dildo has money, power, or status?

What is she's like a sex addict or nymphomaniac or something?
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am I the only person who's insecure about having a large dick (but not great girth)?

I used to be pretty content with 6.5 inches and 5 inch girth, but after I've been losing weigh my dick is actually well over 7 inches at its fullest and still a miserable 5 inch in girth

i wish it was shorter so it would look fatter.
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>>29390010
>gf stopped using her dildos because she says it doesn't come close to the real thing
Who /greatdick/ here?
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>>29391443
been waiting for this video for hours. She's not even enjoying it. A dildo with the girth of a coke can isn't enough to make her squeal in pleasure.

Fuck this shit
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>>29391845
The girl in the webm is not enjoying it, there's the actual video with audio and it's just some fake yelps for her viewers. Almost no women actually like dildos, they'll usually just stick with vibrators
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>>29392054
>he still thinks women rely on penetration for satisfaction
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>>29392054
maybe....just maybe...it's not about girth, but garth
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>>29392054
>what is the clit
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>>29390952
>that coke bottle sized dick is way too big for most girls
>therefore your tiny pencil dick will satisfy them
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>>29391327
>he cant into 3 dimensional multiplication
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>>29391412
its not, hes a beta cuck.
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>>29390010

It's Proxy Paige, she's like the biggest size queen on the Internet, chill the fuck out robots
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>>29391979
5 inch girth isn't bad.
Know how to fuck and it's fine. Best sex of my life has been with a 5 inch girth er who may be smaller than 6 inches length.
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>>29392242
okay but the length is still too long for what is practical and good for enjoying sex
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>>29392242
>Best sex of my life has been with a 5 inch girth er who may be smaller than 6 inches length
What happened to this place
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do you have hands? then you can make a girl squirt like crazy. No need for British tv networks.
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>>29392290
Not all girls have the same vaginas. Vaginas are weird.

I sometimes like to fit up to 3 dildos in my pussy, and obviously you know what size dick has provided me with the best sex.

Dick size really is not the arbiter of a good fuck.

Plenty of girls like small dicks.
There are also large numbers of girls who like a big dick.
1) You can stretch that pussy out.
2) know how to use motion and angles to provide the best sex.
3) I've heard large girls are better at taking big dick. I also get the impression chick's into pain or pleasure take a big dick better too because they like such intense feelings.
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>>29390879
>insecure beta
>increase her social standing

nice logic spergy
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>>29392361
Also fist your gf before leaving her. No dick can please her after she's been fisted. You'll ruin her
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>>29392388
>betas are incapable of having high social standing
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>>29392379
nice insight into a female mind
self contradicory statements, anecdotal evidence, and the obligatory "le vaginas are weird ;D "
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>>29392474

isnt that the point of the term lmao
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>>29392523
beta has more to do with physical attractiveness and mindset
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>>29390010
she is 5'2 100 pounds tops
lets say that dildo is 10 inches
max she is taking is 6-7 inches,
anything below 6 and you are BTFO
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>>29392504
Wait, dichotomies are self-contradiction? You mean oppositional paradigms can't exist? You mean I couldn't possibly love my pussy being filled beyond comfort and still love a very average sized dick?
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>>29392586
the size isn't even the main issue
look at that girth
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>>29392242
>5 inch girth er who may be smaller than 6 inches length
that is above average you stupid roastie
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>>29390010
How is it possible to shove such a big thing in your fucking vagina and not get it ripped apart?
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Did anyone else notice she has a World of Warcraft tat on her?
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>>29392635
what would you say the circumference of that synthetic cock is anon? I'm thinking 6 inches

if so the lil cunt just BTFO 99% of the planet
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>>29392675

slowly build up with bigger and bigger dildos, thing can have a baby coming out of it after rall

>>29392686

typical girl gamer
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>i'll just get this perfectly aesthetic, tighter fake vagina toy out then
>it won't replace you femanon

Still doesn't really have the same kick the other way around for some reason
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I've been close to three girls, sexually and have a penis of 6 inches length and about 5.5 inches in girth (so maybe slightly bigger than average). One was a virgin, so I won't count her, desu

One was astounded and thought my dick was giant while the other was less vocal, but both were in physical pain from my size despite having had multiple partners before me.

The point is that you shouldn't get stuck in this 'bigger the better' mindset because a lot of girls (most in my experience) don't seem to feel that way themselves.
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>>29392626
well, which one do you want?
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I have a big dick but vibrators turn me into an insecure mess. Knowing I can never compete with how it feels is killing me inside.
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>>29391412
a baby fits but childbirth is extremely painful. Just because it fits doesn't mean it's enjoyable, something that size would be "too big" in the sense that very few women would be willing to take the pain that it would inevitably cause
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>>29392241
Except it's not you retard.
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>>29392787
>Knowing I can never compete with how it feels
vibrators really aren't superior. I much prefer sex over vibrator masturbation.
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>>29392129
fucking lost it.
garthyoregano
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>>29392876
How can they not be superior? They vibrate with at ridiculous speed with a dozen different patterns. Stimulate g spot and clit at the same time and are on demand. Nothing makes me more insecure than a vibrator.
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Just look at this, retards

originalis
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>>29393103
post the original faggot

oreganofag
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>>29393127
This one is the original, retard

There are 500 edits out there
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>>29391735
Sex drawer new band name called it
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>>29393103
so everyone on 4chan is 3 in above average kek
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>>29390010
Why is everyone so butthurt? I wouldn't care.
Not even Tyrone Johnson has a donger that big. She isn't going to cheat for a bigger dick if there isn't a single man who can satisfy her. (inb4 horse cock)
You don't need to make a woman cum on your dick. Sex isn't a 15 minute, A to B process. Find a way to get both your rocks off. That's how it works.
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>>29391443
>brofist at the end
Does she think she's streaming on twitch?
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>>29393579
With the terrible tattoo, the dumb talk and the blue hair she might as well be.

Female twitch streamers and her also earn money the same way: by having nu-males give them money in exchange for possible attention.
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>>29391443
she looks like a damn lizard wearing a wig
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hope you aren't falling for the "size doesn't matter guise" meme
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>>29393747
please tell me everything about yourself
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>>29393747
my face when its real and this meme is not a meme. you will never penetrate her anterior fornix.
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>>29393790
nice denial faggot
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>>29392054
Its kind of like how some women want a man who isnt ruined by years of porn, well this is the equivalent.
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>>29394869
>Its kind of like how some women want a man who isnt ruined by years of porn, well this is the equivalent.
kek roasties coming up with more ways to justify their roastiness
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>>29390010
she attends class
that's cute
just find a tight chick
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Just a reminder that Kimber James is 10x hotter then this bitch
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>>29392675
Do you know where babies come from??
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i'd literally give anything for my cock to be that big
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>>29393837
You know you can just shorten her canal by putting her legs on your shoulders right?
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>>29390010
>WoW tatto

but why
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>tfw girl looks at my dick and says, "anon, your dick is pretty common you know?"
Wew lad
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>>29393837
It's real but edited, an "average" sized penis can easily Penetrate the Anterior Fornix, it basically just requires getting under the cervix (Or above, depending on position)
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>>29392720

Looks like way more than 6 inches, but maybe she's really tiny.
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