Alright Lads right now its just me and my Normalcunt brother at home, but in about 15 minutes about 4-5 of his friends are coming round to smoke some of the "herb" and have a party, we made a deal that I stay upstairs and him and as his friends stay downstairs, I warned him that if any of his friends come upstairs I'll piss on them. He laughed it off and called me retarded so I went out and bought some drinks and found some empty bottles.
>4 liters of assorted drink
>One empty 0.5l bottle
>One empy 300ml can of Irn bru
>One empty one litre container of polish yogurt
Is this a good piss plan?I just want to be left alone
Piss on them anyway.
>>29386648
why dont you go downstares and smoke with your bro and his normobros?
>>29386653
I need a reason to piss on them
>>29386677
>dude weed
I plan on getting him arrested and put in prison, not now but some time in the future, I've already got enough evidence to get him arrested, if I smoke the herb I can't really do that
>being scottish
>>29386706
Lol cops don't pursue teenagers smoking pot
>You sound like an edgy 14 year old
>>29386716
>being faggot
>>29386725
Yes but he is also growing it and distributing it
If he gets a criminal record I'll be happy
>>29386706
you are a soft weak cunt gtfo
also you are a terrible person kys
>>29386753
why do you hate your bro?
>>29386706
>I plan on getting him arrested and put in prison, not now but some time in the future, I've already got enough evidence to get him arrested, if I smoke the herb I can't really do that
just fill up one of those bottles with your urine and go drench their weed in it, then you'll get to laugh about how they're smoking your piss and they'll probably be too stupid to notice.
>>29386816
no you
>>29386858
I have scars on my face, he burnt my bed, he hurts me and told all my friends in Primary school I had Autism
>>29386863
>Ruin his weed
Crafty Anon
>>29386957
yeah, fall down to his level, you'll prove you're an autist
ok don't kys, but at least be a decent human being
>>29386648
bit of a poof but i like the irn bru senpai
UPDATE
I think some of his "friends" have come and I can smell smoke, not sure if paranoid or I can actually smell it
>>29387199
jesus christ man, just let them be as long as they don't bother you
>>29387199
*checks watch*
NEWSFLASH: uptight motherfucker isn't open minded to other people's choices, causes stress and anxiety only to himself
>>29387297
I really don't give a shit if someone smokes weed, I just hate him
>>29386957
>told all my friends in Primary school I had Autism
To be fair you are threatening to piss on his friends. Perhaps that's not autism, but you're definitely not sane.
I looked at my window and they are having a bbq...
>>29387742
1. pee out of the window on them
or
2. stop being autistic and join them
>>29387780
>pee out the window
Anon probably doesn't have the muzzle velocity for such an action. Dude needs to fill a Super Soaker with his piss and go big.
>he fucking stole my vodka
I was saving that for a special occasion
>>29386648
piss all over the bathroom floor, they will likely come upstairs to use it and that means they will slip and fall into a pool of your piss
>>29388322
Now it's on. If you let that fucker drink your vodka, you are not a man. You're not even a male human. You're just a weak little cumrag. Hell not even a rag, you're just a cum tissue to be used and tossed.
