ITT: Normie problems you wish you had
Failed Stacey:
>Anon isn't giving me enough attention today, I already added him on Steam and Skype, I thought that was enough. Oh my god I hope Anon 2 would stop saying good morning to me every other day.
Chad In Disguise:
>Damnit I'm so sick of this, why can't I stop fucking these girls I just want a relationship, but I'm so incapable. Anon's probably just bitter today, that's why he won't help me. Gotta go work out anyhow, my abs aren't tense enough.
Boring Chad:
>I mean, like, they said that my beer was cold but it wasn't, it was warm. And then they got all mean about it, asking me for money, so I had to pay using my credit card. Work hasn't even talked to me in a week.
Artist/ Rich Chad:
>Ugh, Daddy didn't give me enough money for that Guilty Crown figurine. And where is my sex slave, I called her here like an hour ago. I guess I'll eat my Pocky for myself. Gotta get that Soul Eater portrait done for my class pop-art assignment, haha gotta be symmetrical...
These are all real life examples.
I know some horrible people.
This thread had so much potential..
>>29386348
After you had a nice little girl in your bed for the whole weekend, you are only motivated by that.
It is easier to be alone when you are a virgin
that is a normie problem but it's more of a failed normie feel, there's no point in getting a gf if she's not going to put out
>>29386348
The girl I'm orbiting complained about how "lame" Tinder was after finding only 8 guys to fuck last month. "So many creeps on there now it's not even worth it"
>>29389693
Kek, that is good
i wish my dick would hurt from girls teeth
>>29389183
No. It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
When you're a virgin, you don't have the memories to look back on.
>>29386556
Tell us more about rich sex slave owning Chad. He fills me with rage
>>29389693
>fucking 8 new guys in 1 month
that's not a normie problem that is extreme
>"Strangers compliment me all the time UGH"
>"I have no friends :((( but my boyfriend did something the other day and-"
>breaking up with gf
>at least you had one
>>>>>>>>>>
>I didn't get that girl's number last night
>>29391506
When you're a virgin, you don't have memories to look back on.
But at the same time, when you know what you've lost, you have the potential to be even more bitter than when you started.
>>29391668
Sorry but it just doesn't work like that
You don't know the aching pain of being a biological failure, unable to do something that is effortless for other mammals
>>29386348
Why the fuck would u trade one problem for another you faggot piece of shit?
>>29391723
Do you mean breeding and producing a child, or simply something stupid like having sex?
