>you'll never live through the 60s
>A wolf pack will never lick your asshole
>>29386300
>You will never see premiere of looney tunes cartoons in theaters
>>29386300
>ywn be a humpback whale
>you will never fuck a squirrel to death
>ywn perform an awesome rock song at the school talent show, making all the stays and chads think you are actually a really rad guy to hang out with
>ywn zuc ya own dic
feels thread are largely ignored nowadays. anons don't feel anymore
>>29386300
>You wouldn't be a good parent
>>29386977
it's pretty great desu. but people think it doesn't feel any good because the only people desperate enough to try are chronic masturbators and all have death grips syndrome so a blowjob feels like almost nothing to them.
also if your dick isn't at least 7.5 or you're not a gymnast don't even bother trying to learn
