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/Overwatch/ when, homos?
>>29385085
>playing Overwatch before ranked comes out
Why?
>>29385085
/overwatch/ never. inb4 lewd posts.
>>29385111
l-lewd
>>29385105
ranked is for normies
>playing a shitty casual game like Overwatch and trying to take it seriously as a competitive game
top kek, almost as laughable as competitive tf2 or cawadoody
>>29385085
RIGHT NOW!
lets play, qt
>>29385284
okioki just let me finish my pizzies, 10 minutes?
>>29385311
sure thing
let me know when you're ready
>>29385341
y-yes sirorigi
>>29385341
gogogogogogogo
Add me my username is 7573_w_eaton
>>29385495
need your battle# too, your full id is like name#number
>>29385085
>green
Australia isn't even an islamic country yet
w-where'd overwatch anon go T.T
I've never played Overwatch before.
AMA
>>29385823
psh, bet you don't even suck cocks either, gross.
I've never played any online FPS
AMA
>>29385846
I would if I could ;_;
But I don't really ever play video games. Not my kind of thing.
>>29385883
t-that's okay, anon ;-;
>>29385853
Q: what is wrong w/ u
>>29386046
I don't like playing with other people.
>tfw you will never have a qt bf to cheer on while he plays overwatch
es fuehlt mir schlecht
>>29386095
I'll be your bfI main Reinhardt and will only date you if you healslut me
>>29386137
i don't play lol
i would just sit and cuddle and make food and stuff
>>29386095
ur azn so nobody cares tho
>>29386209
i'm not asian tho
Overwatch is a terrible meme game, fuck off.
>implying I'm spamming
>>29386248
and we're terrible memer autists, what's ur point?no homo
>tfw no qt overwatch bf to healslut in game then pound irl
>neet general dying
>r9k aus general full of underage faggots
just fuck this country up
>>29385085
>paying for a tf2 ripoff that won't have an Australian community in a years time
Ayyyyy
>>29386644
How old are you and what state?
>>29386644
Literally nobody is underage you memespouting dipshit
>>29386807
21 WA
>>29386861
underage in spirit if not in age
>>29386772
>disliking fun
ayyy
>>29386772
>still actually thinks its a tf2 ripoff
kys, my man, also get kek'd by Blizz
>>29386644
im 23 m8
22 wa reporting in lads. so what's the skinny tonight fellows?
why do you guys always leave me.
>>29387040
ironic shitposting at its peak
>paying $70 aud for the game
>not paying $52 for the korean version then playing on whatever server you want anyway
you deserve it desu
21 sacoastal suburb
>>29387108
you should go night-surfing. its safe and fun. guaranteed.
>>29387108
Stupid dumb semaphore scum
someone post their smooth butts so I can fap pls
>>29387187
i can't swim
even if it was guaranteed safe and fun, i would drown
>>29387203
i hardly go that way
that cafe with the doughnuts tho
>>29387368
you wont even drown. guaranteed.
>>29387466
i would too
the whole reason i can't swim is that i'm scared of water
>>29387234
bit gay
original comment brought to you by mountain dew
>>29387472
>the whole reason i can't swim is that i'm scared of water
did you have a bad experience?
>>29387234
why dont you post your fat cock then faggot
>>29387234
>this
hurry up ausfags
i wanna see your cute butts
>>29387524
not really
i've been scared of water since forever
>>29387574
post hefty cock pls ;3
>>29386772
But it's basically an improvement on TF in every way possible.
>>29387635
post twink butt pls
>>29387635
>women
>improvement
it is time to get out
>>29387561
maybe when someone makes it hard
>>29387574
>tfw no qtboys ever post their bits apart from me ;-;
>>29387675
>tfw not a qtboy
>>29387675
i'm not a qt boy
if i was i would for sure
>>29387675
ok boys here's an old one for you :0
>>29387686
>>29387601
can you go to the swimming pool without freaking out?
>>29387757
that's pretty nice, would throat, here's somebawllsin return I guess. Awful pic doe.
>>29385105
prep lmao? u wanna have 1k mmr?
>>29387817
yeah but if the water even sounds like getting above my neck level i freak out
>>29387675
>>tfw no qtboys ever post their bits apart from me ;-;
Is this good enough?
t-tinychat again, anyone ;-----;?
>tfw dark haired
it's a double edged sword
it makes laser hair removal easier, but means shaving isn't as effective
>>29387613
here you go
original originalius origicum
http://webmshare.com/d1LD7.///.
>>29387837
whoops I forgot to spoiler that, so gonna delete it :S
>>29387863
pls wrap around my face and be from MELBOURNE
>>29387865
c-can if you want, byranon, bt it's not really faptime yet
>>29387896
nail polish, l-lewd
>>29387837
did you wax your balls?
>>29387837
hey you deleted your pic :o i didnt even get to enlarge it!!
>>29387863
nice thighs babe
>>29387880
le cheeky wise guy!
>>29387918
B-but anon, you're suppose to make fun of me while I fap ;---------;
>>29387860
i find the waves at the ocean pretty scary because im not a strong swimmer but i usually have no problem diving under them as they wash in. its a real shame you dont like the beach yet live in a coastal town. heaps of people who like the beach would be jelly of you.
>>29387918
>nail polish, l-lewd
I started trying it out to compensate for my dick not working
Can only get half boners, because of antidepressants
>>29387928
>nice thighs babe
Thanks
>>29387960
it's funny because inland i don't afraid of much at all
if someone in the hills or bushland wanted to swap, i'd do it in a flash
>>29387921
n-no, I shaved them, they're not even that smooth anymore, gonna shave tonight maybe...
>>29387928
s-sorry, it was awful anyway, here's an older one.
>>29387975
cute peen, doeforgot to spoiler it again ffs
>>29387863
did you tuck your junk in?
>>29387970
absolutely gorgeous :0 so nice and fat
>>29387975
your cock is gorg as well though :)
>>29387997
>cute peen, doe
ty here is a 2 year old picture(don't worry I am 20)
It's roughly 19cm, but I am a bottom and sub so my dick never sees action
>>29388002
yes
>>29388003
>your cock is gorg as well though :)
Thanks
>>29388003
heh, thanks, it looks pretty cute when it's small there imo
>>29388028
Is that a self-harm scar anon?
>>29388039
Nope just a random wound
threads like this make me ashamed to be Australian.
>>29388028
fugg, would do very lewd things to you if you were from Vic,dom top here too so that works well...
>>29388058
>tfw have scars all over my thighs
feels bad man
>>29388061
Alright I'm actually gonna neck myself if I keep forgetting to spoil these.
>>29388063I actually self harmed thrice, but the scars are fading so I might be lucky
I am actually in a mental hospital right now
>>29388063
a-am I weird for finding that hot on guys and girls? I feel like it's sorta fucked up but it probably comes from my emo fetish.
>>29387975
God that foreskin looks delicious...
>>29388059
spittingnotswallowing.jpg
spitters are quitters, disgusting.
>>29388028
you're so adorable and that foreskin is great can i peel it down with my mouth ;3
>>29388032
wait that's small :o
>>29388096
hmmm you're fat dick anon? you look like thigh tuck in this pic oh gosh. still super hot though made me cum
>>29388112
>tfw bloodplay kink
>tfw petplay kink
>tfw asphyxiation kink
>tfw BDSM kink
How fucked up am I?
Only ever did bloodplay once, but the rest happens pretty much everytime I do something lewd
>>29388101
How did you end up in a mental hospital? They tried to put me in one after my suicide attempt but I was too fucked up from the drugs to consent to being let in and apparently only psychiatrists can make people go against their will.
Kind of wish I was in a mental hospital right now, desu.
>>29388138
fat dick anon? nah, that's just my peen. I'm melbfaggot.d-did that seriously make you cum?
>>29388147
petplay tick, asphx can do sometimes, bdsm tick. Bloodplay not so much, but the rest are almost a given when I top.
>>29388153
>How did you end up in a mental hospital?
I have been in a mental day hospital for over 10 weeks, but the weekends always fucked me up so they sent me to a 24/7 mental hospital
It's an open one tho so I can always leave and use my phone and stuff
It's super boring and I am struggling to not fall asleep all the time
>>29388138
>wait that's small :o
w-well, I mean it was soft, so just a few inches or whatever if you're referring to the right picture.
where are all the cute brisfags at?
>>29388194
n-no hiding in Melbourne, unfortunately ;-;
>>29388166
i mean the one who posted the dick i called fat before :) just in this pic you look like the othedr cute anon who posted his thighs. and yes a little went on my hoodie so i hope your happy you sicko!
>>29388181
you guys are confusing me the way you respond :s it seems like there are 2 different ones clearly but you're mixing each other between posts some how
>>29388222
p-pretty happy, but yeah, that's the other anon.
Both the posts you just replied to were me though, btw.
>>29388239
pretty yummy legs, anon. And that thing between them is pretty much 10/10 as well
dear cute anons
please move to brisbane
thankyou
>>29388239
jeez anon what a waste of some cute thigh potential sigh call me a normie or whatever
>>29388231
arent you going to check my trips! yeah you certainly are a sicko :/
Deleted due to anxiety but glad you enjoyed them ;------------;
>>29388260
noooo, move to MELBOURNE, it's so fucking ronery down here :(
>>29388270
not my fault the thought of people getting off to me ishot, I'm pretty sure most anons feel that way
>>29387993
ever considered seeing a therapist and learning to swim?
>>29388315
it's not ever really been a problem for me though
i don't feel like i'm missing out either
i've got a bundle of problems i probably need to see a therapist over, but swimming doesn't seem high on the priority list
>>29385085
> Thread about overwatch devolves into thread about gay australians
Seems ab8 right, lads
>>29388147
>>tfw petplay kink
what the fuck does this mean? i hope it doesnt mean you fuck your pets
>>29388385
literally the last 5 days there have been gay lewd themed overwwatch aus threads, it's intentional.
>>29388385
overwatch is just a /aus/ meme
>>29388398
no, it means collars, and cute neko ears, buttplug tails. Stuff like that. Has nothing to do with beast.
>>29388398
It means I want to be a qt pet and eat out of a bowl whilst my mistress/master holds my leash that is attached to my collar
>>29388436
p-pls stop being from the wrong state, you're making my peen hurt
>tfw no qt melbbot to dress up for me
>>29388363
>i've got a bundle of problems i probably need to see a therapist over, but swimming doesn't seem high on the priority list
yeah. im pretty fucked by anxiety atm. it really makes life miserable. the psychiatrist i see offered me more med specifically for anxiety but i turned them down.
>>29386137
Reinhardt mains unite. Which legendary skin do you like the most of his?
>>29388431
>>29388436
oh. perfectly understandable. please carry on.
>tfw you will never be a girlthanks, robot
>>29388524
b-but girlyboys are more fun anyway
>>29388533
but i'm not girly at all
if i was girly, i'd be a girl already
>>29388543
True I guess, I've always been a skele, so all I really had to do for twinkmode was shave.
>>29388566
i'm skinny (at one point before i figured out how scales worked i thought i was anorexic), but i'm not girly
>>29388566
>tfw shave
>instant twink mode
>;3
>>29388614
post ribs.
>>29388622
yeah, it's the best. Coincidentally, I think this might be what the face of regret looks like
gross hair trigger warning
>>29388634
you can't see them
i'm not *that* skinny
i meant that like when i used the scales, i held the hand rail in the bathroom for balance
i'm 58,8kg and 175cm tall
my bmi is 18
how to remove hair?
what equipment or technique?
>>29388684
where you from bby? :)
>>29388711
Shave, you can use an epi per >>29388684 or wax but honestly shaving works very well and you get pretty good at it fast.
>>29388737
how to shave?
it got really prickly last time
>>29388733
Melb, far away from any other qtsmoothboys
>>29388750
when it gets prickly: shave again :P
If you mean prickly as in sharp, that's because when you shave the hair it cuts it off at an angle so when it pokes through again it's a lot sharper. If you mean itchy, well that goes away the more you shave desu.
tinychat /llewd
>tfw body builds muscle too easily
>tfw all i want to be is a qt girlyboi but stuck in musclebod
>>29388786
at least muscles are attractive better than being a fatty bby
>>29388737
you shave up real well babe :o
https://www.strawpoll.me/10525538
>>29388786
>>29388524
get whoremoans and become a qt grill
>>29388806
t-thanks anon, I do my best
>>29388832
>1 melbourne
so ronery ;-;
>>29388701
>i'm 58,8kg and 175cm tall
im 175cm but 90kg. not even that fat, just got a gut desu.
>>29388933
>90kg
>not fat
a-anon....
>>29388832
>https://www.strawpoll.me/10525538
we're all so spread out.
>>29388984
depressing af, desu desu senpai
>>29388984
it looks like a trivial pursuit pie board :s
>>29388885
>ronery
are you like soc anon who said he'd speak in engrish?
>>29389032
n-no? random
>>29389024
>>29389032
even if some anons were in the same state, would they have the guts to meet up?
i weigh 95kg and im not fatim 193 cm tall and 15% bf
>>29389069
I-ive met up with people from 4ch before. Hell, I had a year longrelationshipwith one
>>29389069
i would maybe potentially
>>29389096
>>29389092
>>29389069
i would after talking to them fist and making sure they're not a weirdo :s weirdo in a bad way of course like stabbing rats with pins or something. not just awkward
>>29389137
i don't even think i'd be that smart to check
i'm spontaneous *and* dumb
>>29388295
looking for jobs in Melbourne now
>>29389055
hmm? if it's not you what are you stuttering for you weirdo :p
>>29389153
perfect it's so they dont find out im the real weirdo! *stabs a pinned down frog
wouldnt you want to get to know them a little so you know what you're getting into?
>>29389172
i don't know
part of me feels that frogstab anon would need someone to look out for him/her too
>>29389092
>I had a year long relationship with one
greentext story?
>>29389096
>>29389137
how would you tell if they were a weirdo or not?
>>29389196
i guess. but what if they wanted to beat you up and film it or something! there's some sickos out there you have to be careful. unless you don't care or get off on that as well. well then you're fine just do your thing honey!
>>29389232
i guess just talk to them for a while to get a feel for what they're like.see if there's a reason you should be meeting. though you can never know for sure at least wont be going completely blind. everyone knows the real weirdos are good at hiding it anyway
>>29389198
Eh, don't really feel like it, tldr found a gayanon on /b/ who happened to go to school with me an such.
>>29389237
they can even keep me locked in a dungeon and have sex with me if they want
provided:
1. it's kept warm
2. i get cuddles
3. they put the resources into turning me into a girl
4. any rape photos/videos they make are licenced under creative commons
5. they come down and spend time with me and (at least pretend to) listen to me
>>29389300
i have the least trust for rural anons. theyre all backpacker murderers.
>>29389319
ahh so you are one of those anons. well what if they just wanted to beat you then leave and not in a fetish way? you still have some hard limits.
doesnt really matter not trying to change how you would just putting in my 2 cents
>>29389344
we both got dubs! well unless it's super rural maybe think ivan malat was the only notable one really..
>>29389366
i'm being sillyor at least wishful
if i ever met someone, it'd be somewhere real public and we'd meet for like 2sec and then i'd be too spaghetti to continue
>>29389319
how the fuck are you going to trust them to do half of that
>videos under cc
fucking lel you've got your priorities in order
>mfw I was gonna ask for some peeps to join me in overwatch
>sees the buttsex convention
I'll be going now
>>29389663
stay
pls dont go
>>29389663
you must be a fag to post here, apparently.
>>29389663
and nothing of value was lost, come back when you're more of a degenerate.
>>29389709
Thx for context buddio
>>29389720
Sorry anon I was looking for over mates
>>29389720
no bully. NO BULLY! leave him alone desu desu
>tfw not gay
>tfw i'm only here for lewd pics
>>29389868
b-but...why do you want to see the lewd pics then?
>>29389868
l- lewd
>tfw not gay either
>tfw im only here cause im desperately lonely
>tfw no qt ausfag robot to snuggle in bed
>>29389917
>still the wrong state
r i p
>>29389868
anon, come to tinychat
>>29389873
idk senpai
Maybe i'm more like 95% straight
>tfw you would move interstate for cuddles but you dont think that you would be worth it
;_;
>>29389937
wew lad
>>29389943
Maybe you should chill the insecurity bit and just start liking what you like instead of being afraid
>>29389943
youre a bi-boy.
>>29389937
n-no thanks
i'm shy as fuck and i'm not even ausfag
>tfw freetard so you can't use stuff like tinychatbut i'm actually sad
>>29389977
its ok anon, you dont have to cam ;----; just join /llewd
>>29389951
>but you dont think that you would be worth it
dont feel bad. im sure you would be worth it for someone special.
gotta admit this is pretty funny
>>29390181
>still only one vote
fugg it, I'm never gonna find cuddles
>>29390207
you never know
adelaide is pretty bad for jobs and stuff so i might need to move interstate one day
>>29390247
i-i'll be waiting, anon.
>>29390207
im sure there are plenty of faggots out there who will be willing to cuddle you. why do you want an r9k faggot so badly?
>>29390342
b-because I don't want a normy, I just want a shy, introverted, nerdy cuddlebuddy
>>29390359
well dont give up hope. the right faggot is out there for you just waiting to get their dick sucked.im sure of it.
>>29390359
anon, be my internet bf
>>29390687virtual boyfriendo hug
>>29385105
this to be quite honest. Got tired of casual after 21 hours, its a real shitshow and whenever I try to get back to the game I get bored after one round and then go play something else. Somehow I have this eerie feeling that ranked wont make it any better and thats when the buyers remorse will really kick in.
>>29390181
just waiting for a second person to say they're in my city
and also for them to be cute and want to snuggle with me
>>29390744
I still find it fun. Sure as fuck beats playing cod where everyone runs around with vectors and autism speed then kills you from behind. You don't know rage until you've played cod (which I'm sure you have but its still fucking shit.)
>>29390780
i know there is a guy in mypostcode
i'd meet him, but shy
>>29390744
I agree, but I guess its just the joy of having others to play with
>tfw a qt guy at uni gives you his number
>but then casually mentions his gf in conversation
>>29391647
a-at least you made a friend at uni, I was too pathetic to manage that in a good 4 and a half years.
>>29391719
it's been nearly threeand i'll probably not finish ;-;
>>29391719
wait, you do have friends now r-right?
>>29391882
w-why would I be here if I had friends
>>29391882
I'm in my 5th year of university and still have no friends.Yes, 5th, because I failed courses.
>>29392503
Who cares. Most uni students I met talk about it in a very superior manner like you're a top pleb if you're not studying or at uni
>>29392476
>>29392503
we can be more friendlike on here then!
we just need some (i don't like trips and stuff though) way of identifying each other
>>29392677
i hate that but also catch myself doing it sometimes
uni is pretty good, but it is also the biggest fucking circlejerk in the world
>>29392723
I haven't been to tafe since I was 18 and I always feel like other people my age were looking down on me for not studying (22 now). As if they were somehow incredibly enlightened for joining university. I still don't feel like studying.
>>29385153
yeah it's a game you can't even take seriously if you wanted to.
"my competitive cartoon character is very serious, me and this five strangers are gonna beat you real bad!"
>>29392743
i don't look down on you
but i also don't know you either :p
>>29392808
Fair point. I don't consider myself uneducated. I just don't have the drive to drop $30k on a course and I might not end up liking it or wanting to pursue it half way through. I've always had an issue with studying. I always felt like I was only doing it for the sake of it. Not because I really, really felt myself doing it for a future career. So I end up losing the motivation half way through. It's happened with most courses I've done.
>>29392723
Meh, well I'm pretty much always OP if it's an aus/ow thread so should be easy enough to identify, trips are too cancer for me really.
>>29392748
This, but I don't know why potatoes try to turn a casual/fun shooter into something competitive. If I wanted a competitive fps I'd just play go, I just want to blow off steam for an hour or two without having to think and to play with robots.
bump
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>>29393916
let it die, it's cooked, it had its moment in the sun and it no longer needs to be warm or bright.
>>29392852
Educated != educated.
I did a few years of TAFE/VET shit before Uni, and the shit I saw in EE practicals at uni made me cringe.
Dead test equipment, confusing diodes and resistors, no thought for shit like stress relief or tolerances, etc.
Many university students have great knowledge of arbitrary theory, but still manage to be fucking idiots.
The same people that don't understand the purpose of a resistor can work out ridiculously complex circuits with Kirchoff's law with their eyes closed.
That's not to say that everyone is dumb at Uni (many people were fucking geniuses), but one can hardly feel inferior for not doing it.
>>29393968
had to make my last post :p
>>29394170
>Many university students have great knowledge of arbitrary theory, but still manage to be fucking idiots.
Entirely accurate, I study compsci, and it's the same thing. A cert 4 IT student is and should be more empoyable than a compsci graduate for this reason. University is a joke, and needs a major restructure desu.
>>29388481
quite a fan of bloodhart. it's like a gurren laggen skin
