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>meet girl on okcupid >thinks i'm cool and wants to
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>meet girl on okcupid
>thinks i'm cool and wants to meet
>decide to talk a while before meeting
>sex comes ups
>oh shit guys this is gonna be it
>"only if you can fuck me like a filthy little whore ;)"

I'm 24 and a KHV I don't even know how to have regular sex but I don't want to fuck up the one chance I have.

We're meeting next week wat do?
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You're fucked.
Women can instantly tell if guys are virgins and that dries up their pussy faster than having a small cock.
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just wing it to the best of your ability go in there with an idea but she will most likely tell you what she wants. just do the usual choking, firm handed, hair pulling etc. youll do great OP i believe
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>>29384585
Just tell her. If she asks why tell her went through depression
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>>29384585
Just talk dirty to her and makeout, grope her tits a little roughly, and fingerblast her until she is begging for your dick. After that, shouldn't be too hard to get her off, just get some of those numbing condoms.

btw, pic related?
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>>29384585
That's a good ass picture. Practice edging and after you cum, wait only a few minutes and go at it again. It's like banging her, resisting cumming immediately, and going at it again until you do cum. You must do this with an onahole though. Your hand isn't shit. Also when the time comes, you might considers jacking off right before sexy time. The second nut always takes way longer.

Alternatively, take her out and get really fucking drunk. That way you both can just laugh about it and you both have an excuse for bad sex and falling asleep.
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Open her ass and her heart and mind will follow
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>>29384671
now that is wisdom
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>>29384658
>choking
Is she supposed to be able to breathe or is it a full cut off of oxygen? I'm actually pretty excited about that one.
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DONT FUCKING TELL HER

DONT FUCKING TELL HER

Stick it in, cum instantly, laugh about it, try again. If it doesn't work at least you aren't a KV.
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>>29384661
oh yeah this is a real fuckin good idea

tell her this OP it will work i promise

her instinct will take over and because you are a virgin she will go out of her way to teach you every single aspect about sex even though it's the most primal and natural act in the world :^)
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>>29384585

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
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>>29384585
Remember that time you were a horny kid going through puberty and you fapped a dozen times one afternoon? Beat that record. Remember that little shit and show him who's boss. Cum more than you ever have and push the pain to the back of your head.
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>>29384684
idk what it is man every girl ive ever fucked has loved being choked if youre lucky theyll murmur "daddy"
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>>29384718
Have any idea about the difficulty to fuck someone like a filthy whore? Of course you don't because youre a virgin, but you can't fake it. Either you're honnest and still have a chance to fuck her and have a good experience, either you pretend to be experienced and when she finds out (she will) you're the most pathetic piece of shit that exists. At least with honnesty he won't feel shameful afterwards
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>>29384695
This guy knows what's up. Virgins either cum fast or can't cum at all. If you cum fast, just tell her how hot she gets you. If you don't cum at all, pretend to, and go to the bathroom to get rid of the empty condom.
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>>29384661
this mysterious vibes make women wet cuz theyre inherently curious beings
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1. don't tell her you're a virgin
2. (gently) push/pull her around, basically treat her like a piece of meat women love that (if you're a dominant chad)
3. facefuck her
4. pull her hair during doggy/missionary
5. spank her ass hard but not too hard
6. tell her how much of a naughty slut she is

have fun op
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>>29384641
not really. i faked like i had sex before and i made her cum within 5 minutes. its not that hard when you're actually doing it.
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>>29384695
This is exactly how my first went.
>dont tell her
>get drunk
>molest each others faces
>fuck
>dont fit
>try to get it in for like 5minutes
>finally in
>fuck for half that time
>cum while pulling out
>she clearly loved it
>drags me to shower
>fuck again
>didn't clean anything, very wasteful.
>dry off
>go to the bed
>fuck again
>cuddle for a few hours, I couldn't sleep but she did.
>she wakes up and moves to her own bed
>I leave the next morning and havent seen her since.

I only came once and I went soft like 3 different times after I came the first time but she would just give me a blowjob until I was hard again.

I have her on fb and talk sometimes but I regret giving it to her, If I could go back I would in an instant even though it was an amazing night.
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not really sure whats so bad about cuming fast in the first place. unless every single time you're cuming under 3 minutes or something she should be fine with going multiple rounds.
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>>29384585
OP try to last as long as you can. don't say anything creepy. good luck.
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>>29384662
>btw, pic related?
Indeed. This is the only other one she's sent though. Had to get it off my phone, never cataloged it because it was kind of meh.

>>29384770
>>29384668
>touch dick a lot or get drunk
Okay, okay.

>>29384797
>"daddy"
I really hope she doesn't. I will immediately picture my large hairy father.

>>29384684
plz answer this i don't want to kill her
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>>29384991
>not wanting to kill roasties
kek
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>>29384991
Half the sexual appeal of choking is her realizing you're dominating her, a good rule of thumb is to make a claw with your hands, grab your face cheeks and squeeze softly until your skin pulls out that's more or less how strong you should put your hand on her neck. Slowly look into her eyes and squeeze harder and if it looks like she's liking it increase your grip.
t. Guy who's last 2 gfs loved to be choked
Ps occasionally I'd go to a full force choke but only for a few seconds, the current one likes it like that but only for a few seconds or it hurts
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>>29384862
Fucking thank you. I was always told by my last ex that every other guy (which I assume at he very least was an exaggeration but she touched a lotta cocks) she had fucked couldn't keep going long after they came. I bust every 10-20 minutes but I never go soft until I'm bored or hungry. I have no refractory period.
Surely someone else is like this? I love it. Bust all the nuts who gives a duck when or where. Well maybe not inside
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>>29385212
I think refractory period refers to being able to cum, not so much getting hard. I used to do a lot of phone sex and although I came, I'd still be able to jerk myself hard but Cumming no matter the intensity of the jerk usually took 10-15 minutes. That could be either a short refractory or just sensitivity returning, not sure tobeeehonest
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>>29385192
>not wanting to kill roasties
Only the ones that won't have sex with me.
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>>29385288
>tfw you try to kill roasties
>tfw you choke and fuck up
>tfw you end up killing more robots than roasties
RIP you genuine robot
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>>29384585
nigga stop worrying about it, it doesnt matter how you do it if you just do it
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>>29384815
YOU are clearly the virgin, fucko.

>Have any idea about the difficulty to fuck someone like a filthy whore?

Oh yeah right, pulling a girls hair and spanking her while jackhammering her pussy with your dick is real fucking hard
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Get drunk, that way you can blame your poor performance on being drunk. Or get her drunk so she doesn't remember. Either or, really.
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>>29384991
>those thighs
There goes my lunch
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>>29384585
Asking to be fucked like a filthy whore is code for donkey punching.
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>>29384585
practice on a family memeber
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>>29384585
Just watch some "real-feeling" porn, imagine yourself doing the same things the guy is doing.

Have enough beers to get you a little buzzed before you meet.

When you start having sex, just do what you want to, what turns you on.

If you're sitting kissing and your brain thinks "I want to grab her boobs" then just fucking grab her boobs man.

Once you've both started getting physical and are sitting in your bedroom or on your couch by yourselves and you're clearly about to get physical and sren't going anywhere for a while, that's ok!!
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If you've never even got to first base there's no way you can last long enough for kinky sex, OP
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>>29384585
Don't fap at all, virgins can get performance anxiety and not be able to get it up. Don't stress either, that's mostly what causes it. If you drink with her don't drink a lot. Wear a condam and do whatever the fuck you want, she sounds like a slut.
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>>29386257
Use this videos as inspiration. And other videos with both manuel ferrera and kristina rose are always passionate and good examples
http://m.sextvx.com/en/video/662171/manuel-ferrara-fucking-kristina-rose-at-the-pool-anal-hardcore

Girls nearly all expect to be swept off their feet and "taken" in bed. They usually expect the man to take charge while they let things be done to them. Especially if this girl wants to be fucked like a little slut.

So you just do whatever you want to her in bed. If you want to grab here anywhere that is fine, any position, grabbing her neck.

She will almost certainly want her hair to be grabbed while you're fucking her. To do this, grab a really big chunk or else it will be too painful.

If you want to choke her while you're fucking. Grab high up her neck, under her jaw.

It's fine to ask just before you do these things. But only ask once and if it feels like she's into similar things then just continue with the flow.

The main thing is to not worry or be timid , just do what you want and enjoy because tgat is what guys who have sex do.

For mechanical things like putting on a condom, you can practice doing that by yourself first.

when putting your cock in for the first time, the opening to the bagina is actually very far down the outer pussy. The opening where your dick is meant to go in is actually at the bottom of the vagina, next to the asshole. So if you csn&5 seem to find the entrance, that is why.

Once your dick is inside, just pump your hips however feels good and do what you want with your hands.


T. Guy who was involuntarily celibate until 21
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>>29384695
This

Don't tell her it wont be a lie after your done anyway
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>>29384684

>inb4 OP choke her to death
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>>29384585
HEY OP! LISTEN TO ME
It is this easy. Chay with her. When you can, compliment her. Only two times per hour and smiling. When she starts touching your hand or aproxximating you you do so and kiss her.
Touch her head and sit her on you crotch. Start rubbing. Take out her shirt . Play with tits. Keep on rubbing dick agaibst clit. Quit bra. Lick nipples. Dont ask permission just dont rip the clothes off, be subtle and fluid, like water. Enjoy it and be chill. You are a homo sapiens fucking. Even the fruit fly can do a flirt dancing. You will.master it. Ok, after tits out and pussy you lay her , you take out your shirt, after that her pants and start touching her. Play with her clit and kiss her.you take out your pants, and her kbickers and eat her out. Every step mentioned should last 4 minutes as maximum and 1 as.minimum.
After eat her out you tell her to flip and put your dick in condor and sex.exe in doggy style. Pull her hair a bit and play with her neck ,maybe she likes asphyxia. A LITTLE BIT, not in hulk hogan style.
You are welcome :V
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MEMO FROM THE MOST LAID MALE IN THE THREAD : JOHNNY NEPTUNE

TODAY IS FATHERS DAY, & MY VIRGIN SON DOESNT THINK HE NEEDS ADVICE FROM ME...

IM GIVING IT TO YOU, ( so you can tell that virgin Little Leaguer what it was like fucking that bitch in the ass after you get my advice... Rub it in... Make my son hate me even more)

Whatever you do don't think about her or mention or make any subtle innuendos or anything whatsoever about sex... This is not about sex... This is about 2 unique fortunate individuals possibly sharing a few laughs, having an opportunity to relax, and to build trust... You may end up becoming trusted confidant and the best of friends... Sex it's like a handshake... Gives a fuck? What's important is the content of character... Your job during this event is to listen carefully and visualize as she tells you about her life and her innermost desires secrets and fears... Allow her to be in the lead, because that's exactly what women are whether you admit it or not... DO NOT make the mistake of trying to insert Machismo, arrogance or any sexual input whatsoever...

( the most amazingly magnetic and attractive attribute on any human being is true self confidence and disarming humility )

So relax kid... The sex is guaranteed... Trust me... It's going to happen, it's going to happen so just relax and enjoy the journey that lead you into her asshole and down her fucking throat.. back to the advice

Show vulnerability, but do NOT show any of this pussy beta shit !!!!

DO NOT think any of the behavior that has become acceptable and encouraged around here is attractive to women.. It's not

Do not make the mistake of letting your lack of need to continually make sexual innuendos become perceived as effeminate or inability to close the deal in the bed

Why she is telling you about her childhood, while you are listening look her in the eyes, and without saying a word, send her an electric vibration... "I'm going to be fucking you in the ass and throat tonight'
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This thread is fucking depressing. Why do normie niggers think that they're allowed on our board?
Where the fuck are the mods? Jeez, man.
sage
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Linear time does not exist... The universe is continually sending forth echoes of events that have yet to occur.. There is no good or bad... Positive and negative, basic elements... Everything is made of energy...

We are all both receivers and transmitters of this energy... It is possible to actually envision events before they occur. We can also prevent the events from occurring, as well as actually channeling and WILLING events into being...

Without saying a word you can send out electronic vibrations end others can easily detect your aura
and you can actually send them mental images of the future, both the near future and the not so near...

This might sound like 'hocus-pocus gobbledygook', but since my son refuses to let me teach him the valuable lessons I have learned on this planet, I'm going to share them with you instead... Pay attention son....

You don't have to worry, you don't need to be anxious or uncomfortable or concerned about any negative outcome.. Because any outcome will be fantastic, even the ones most people perceived as negative... You can do no wrong, and do no right...

The only failure you are capable of is the one you tell yourself you are capable of. There are no boundaries, no limits no winners no losers no Victory no defeat... There is only you and she

Relax... Smile deep inside more than outwardly... Breathe slowly and look her in the eyes when she speaks... Women want something real comma but they don't want to invest into someone who has told himself he's not worth investing into comma send her silent psychoelectric images of comforting caress... Be intelligent, opinionated and somewhat old fashioned... Class never goes out of style nor does compassion...

When given an opportunity try not to paint self-defeating outlooks... It's better to be ambivalent then to be unsure of yourself... In my next post I'm going to wrap this all up... I'm going to teach you how to close the deal before you have never even made the sales pitch
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>>29388368
DEAR COMPLAINING, WHINING SEXUAL FAILUREBOY....

If you don't have any worthwhile advice for this young man, and you feel the need to use your big mouth ?...

*unzips my pants*

That's right, sassypants

If you stop sucking I'm going to punch you right in the side of your head... Do not interrupt me ever again
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>>29384585
>I don't even know how to have regular sex
Mate, every man has this knowledge in them. It just comes to you naturally. You see a hot chick, you want to fuck that hot chick, you just go with your instincts no need to overthink it
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HERES THE MOST IMPORTANT PART...

It's always a good idea to protect and envision you and this girl twenty years from now come along since married with kids... That type of familiarity insecurity... There's no nervous anxiety Self Doubt at this point... Imagine waking up in the morning twenty years from now and telling her that she's still beautiful and that you still love her...

At this point you aren't eager to get in her pants or trying to develop catchphrases or use some technique or methodology to succeed at any particular goal

--------

If you are able to capture that essence and just relax... Goof around the way that old friends goof around with each other future remain spontaneous Channel and Aura of rock-solid trustworthy familiarity and honesty

That's how you get in a girl's pants... ...NOT By having a big dick, not by having a fancy car, not like being a 'chad' or any other ridiculous label that these other self-proclaimed cowards toss around...

Just be yourself dude

You're plenty good enough

And if for some reason any particular girl doesn't think you are good enough... Fuck her she's a piece of shit.. Obviously she's not the one you're supposed to be connecting with

People gravitate towards self confidence... Success breeds more success.. Patience and honesty...

It's really quite simple. Do not behave in a manner which females would find unappealing...

The sex is absolutely inconsequential... It would be fantastic.... There's going to be a lot of it... Just relax and most importantly LEARN FROM HER...

Let her take the lead, weather ordering a meal, explaining Philosophy from a female point of view, or teaching you how to go down on her... Just relax and let her be the one to show you where to go

just don't be like these other people in here because none of them ever get laid and I doubt they ever will if they continue behaving like this... Now GO GET HER, TIGER
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I feel like doing the /r9k/ decides what I say next thing with my real okcupid account. Anyone in?
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( notice the difference between the tips you get from most people, and the advice you get from those with experience )

Most of them are simply focusing on the actual sexual act...
LOL

This has nothing to do with sex. This is all about you learning to find yourself and present yourself and sell yourself to the world for who you are, what you stand for and who you will stand up for in the future... This is about you putting your childhood behind you and learning how to present the man you have become...

This is your opportunity 2 getting the the game and learn... Find out all about the woman she has become, and to determine compatibility...

Anybody who tells you the only connection between a man and a woman happens with the genitalia has absolutely no concept of how women think or what relationships are all about... They have learned this erroneous concept while incessantly masturbating to 360 DPI MP4 pornography...

Master chefs do not beg for food... Sculptors do not fear a block of marble... And you are going to have the time of your lunch... Make a real connection, even if she's not right for you still find a connection with her... Focus on having fun and feeling like kids again... Chances are she won't want you to go away...

Just loosen up...

The sex will not happen unless physical contact is initiated... However if you attempt to physical contact by sexual means you will blow the deal... Here and there throughout the evening, make non-sexual physical contact with her... Cup your hand against your back as you point at a beautiful tree. While she is talking look her in the eye and carefully brush one side of her hair with your finger behind her ear... Hold her hand, but not the way other people hold her hand....
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>>29389047
Forget posting ITT I'm making a new thread for it.
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AND FINALLY :

How to close the deal before you even begin selling it

I suggest you ask her if she would hold her hand out with her Palm facing upward... This is intentionally designed to seem somewhat awkward

Tell her that you believe true physical compatibility is tangible within the intermingling of one another's 'auras'....

Without holding her hand the way people think of 'holding a hand', place your open hand about an inch above hers... Without actually touching her hand, suggest that the two of you focus on each other's actual Collective energy field... To determine if there is some form of electric conflict between you...

Of course there wont be, and this is exactly the type of stuffed chicks will dig.. Trust me dude...

Ask her if she feels your energy and tell her that hurts feels very comfortable and very nice.. Nothing sexual at all but you have introduced the physicality between you...

Now you don't have to worry about when or how to put your arm around her or at what point does the physical touching begin..

Gently lay the open palm of your hand onto hers, while simultaneously rotating position so now your hand is on the bottom and hers is on the top...

Look her in the eyes and say this is going to be fascinating... "I have so much to learn from you"...

Abruptly give her an unexpected and decidedly non-sexual kiss on her cheek... And do not say a God damn sexual thing all night long do not mention sex let her be the one who brings it up...

Touch her elbow and stroke her shoulder while she talks but do not even think about making the first move towards and sexuality..

You have already demonstrated your physical interest in her, a unique insight she will find refreshing, demonstrated you are in the lead while stating that she is going to teach you... And most importantly you have demonstrated patience...

(when you blow your load in her butthole you owe me $20 dude)

She's not going to get this type of intriguing contrast anywhere else
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>>29388877
>tfw hack's dad is way hotter than hack
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If you try taking my advice and it doesn't work... You can always come back here and let me the Nintendo boys tell you their theories about sex being the only thing that matters....

I'm quite sure to them, sex truly is the only thing that matters.. Because they never get any

Act like a cat... Women love cats because cats don't need you... Cats don't obey when you tell them what to do... But if a cat decides to, it will bond with you with a certain sexy stealthiness and intelligence that seems somewhat otherworldly... They are the perfect hunting machine and that's why they're so confident. Cats don't need to tell themselves how cool they are because they're too busy being cats
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>>29389262
Grill here. If someone did that hand shit to me I would stare at them deadpan and tell them I didn't feel anything.

What do then?
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>>29389317
That's sweet of you to say, but actually my son is much much more handsome... I wish I was that good looking... He's also probably the nicest guy that I have ever met and I'm not saying that just because he's my son.. His actual name is Jet Neptune....

He is so polite and intelligent and just really and honest to God brilliant great man I simply cannot say enough positive about him to correctly Express How Lucky I Am to be his father and how proud I have been with him since day one and always will be

His sister is absolutely gorgeous and believe it or not she's much much smarter than that and 4 years younger

I would be remiss if I failed to mention how much I admire many of the people I see here at 4chan

I'm not joking... Society and their disgusting downward spiral had left me so disenchanted I thought all hope was lost...

I am extremely impressed to see that young people with so many great qualities as I see in here...

My only critique : with so much to offer the world, actually being the elite, why do all of you waste your time telling each other that you're not going to succeed? it doesn't make any sense..

Its intellectual and sexual blasphemy

If there is going to be a future I certainly hope that it's going to consist of all of YOU....

much respect, r9k
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>>29389449
Awwwww. Tender gentle hack.
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>>29389379

A: secretly I'd realized they were simply posturing and bluffing, but outwardly I would continue doing what I was going to do from the beginning, no matter what their reaction to the hand technique was

namely, TEACHING THEM HOW TO FEEL

and to be comfortable expressing these feelings

The and technique is not a trick or a gimmick... It's designed to be disarming in it's abrupt and seemingly uncomfortable nature, then it soon becomes intriguing in its scientific plausibility...

The fact of the matter is it's actually quite scientific and very very effective in determining a physical intermingling of each other's electrical Fields without needlessly approaching it from a sexuality point of view

At this point it appears to have become a gimmick, and if that's the perception I can live with that because at this point we have now jumped ahead of the game and gotten that entire subject out of the way and we can relax and just focus on having fun instead of the way other people try to do things...

Plus, we all like a little clever gimmick now and then as long as it has integrity and some efficacy....

I recommend doing this with everybody whether just friends or family or lovers
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https://youtu.be/w4Sunw-fPKQ

I have decided to give digital rebirth to my 1980s band SEXY UP !
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just grab her hips and go to town
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>tfw thread got taken over by hack_blastard's dad rambling about the law of attraction
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>>29389665
Why is hack's mom a dumb bitch? Why did you hab seps wif a dumb bitch?
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>>29384684
depends. Some girls find the feel of your hand on their neck enough, others want light pressure, some want to be choked a little but rarely until they lose consciousness (more of a man thing). The appeal of choking for women seems to do with you being in power to do with them as they please. Start with just touching, let her beg for it if she wants more. This is true for many sex acts, you want gradual escalation and you want to tease her until she wants you harder. It's all about balancing her fantasy of being dominated while simultaneously making her feel safe with you, so she can let go.
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>>29384585
Tell her you haven't had much interest in such and have to start somewhere. Don't be an idiot and think that she will laugh at you or whatever
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>>29390244
>>29390244
She was beautiful..... And she needed help. She had been abandoned by her parents... She was emaciated and lacked knowledge...

She had no education. I made a deal with her... I gave her a dictionary and offered to save he
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She sukk ur dik
then doggy style very hard

If shes a whore she will mix pain with pleasure already.
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Ooops accidentally hit 'post'

To save her nutritionally, spiritually and socially if she'd simply use the dictionary to familiarize herself with THREE new words a day...
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>>29390944
What ended up happening? Where is she now?
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>>29390678

I'd be more than happy to take the time necessary to help you resolve the unresolved issues that lead you to your outward expression of self proceed lack of authority and powerlessness that only serves to further your own self-imposed inability to achieve intimacy and become productive

I would also recommend you stick around because soon I'm going to devote an entire day to nonsense like BDSM, it's transparent failures and the actual essential root of all FETISHES...

( fetishes are designed to distract others from one's lack of sexuality, a disguise they believe will make them appear to be 'Sexually Elite' )

You would not exist right now if sexuality were expressed by drinking champagne out of a stiletto, or continually inserting homo erotic cyber imagery of exerting power and false superiority over females....

I think that you young kids have a cool hipster lingo jargon for it these days... I believe you call it 'keeping it real'

Have you been effective in convincing yourself? It didn't work on me and I don't believe any of them are buying it either...

(when rough play is the appropriate course of action, there are a few essential prerequisites)
1: Its for THEM, not 'about you'
2: its PSYCHOLIGICAL, not manual
3: it must APPEAR to be out of control, frightening in its realism, yet allowed because they know everyone is completely safe, and being given permission to explore our unspoken desires to experience the 'undesirable'

no need to keep repeating your own limited fixation on one particular tactile expression....

Females secretly desire to be OVERPOWERED, not physically assaulted.

I have literally arranged DOZENS of spontaneous gangbangs... With large groups of strangers... Games are fun, but intimacy is your area of stunted development. I'm not being mean.. Just helpful...

You're stuck back on step one... Follow me, and I'll lead you to the end stage
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>>29384585
>talking about sex before even meeting
Do you want an STD? That's how you get an STD.

Seriously, 33% of people have an STD.
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>>29391165

She's a forgotten memory....

She started using syringes...

She intentionally had the kids taken...

I don't hate her, I simply don't think about her... I met my wife Wendy online in a chat room where I troll completely illiterate adults incessantly with absolute disregard... I was amazed to find this beautiful intelligent vibrant woman comma and I was instantly aware that she was mine and I was hurt... It turns out I was right... Wendy traveled from California to Georgia to be with a Loser Like Me... She has enhanced my life in so many ways... I have never met a woman as intelligent or compassionate, insightful and emotionally expressive... As honest as Wendy... She was a lesbian for 11I love technology person are you ather sexually financially emotionally or spiritually... I'm looking at her right now as I use a speech-to-text to tell you and her...

Wendy I love you
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>>29391417
Why is she a dumb bitch?
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>>29391480
Oh cuz durgs?
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>Be 6'3 9/10 Chad with a 150 IQ and a huge dick
>Bitches always get aroused when I'm amongst there presence
>Bitches always double turn to check out my dick sticking out my jeans
>Get with the richest and hottest bitches
>Every Normie Slut hoe bag falls in love with me
>If I admit my feelings they instantly get turned off thinking that im lame
>WAKEMEUPINSIDE.jpeg
>Can't find a sloot to appreciate me beyond my physical aesthetics
>Make okcupid account out of good faith
>Any girl I message wants to get into the discussion of sex after 2-3 texts
>They all tell me its hot when I talk about sex and it's usually creepy when anyone else does it.
>Delete ok cupid account cause of the amount of sluts and no good girls on there
>Meet girl online, qt.314 virgin at 20
>Talk to her for a couple of weeks
>Send her a poem, she stops talking to me

Ive come to conclude that all women are retarded, scornful, hateful pieces of shit with no way to redeem themselves. This generation is duly and sincerely fucked in the head. No morals, no respect, no appreciation, all selfish, narcissistic, vapid, and entitled pieces of shit.

Yesturday a married woman hung out with me and my squad the entire day. I opted out, but my broskies ended up running a train on her, meanwhile her husband who she claims is the most healthiest relationship she's ever been in is who the fuck knows where. And the entire time she was casually getting railed by 3 guys while her husband believed she was at her parents house.

Women fucked up our society.
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>>29391501
Do you think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
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>>29391797

If something sounds too horrible to be true, it's probably true
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>>29391949
What's your okcupid name? Your profile might suck like "hey my name is norman I'm from here but live here just takin it one day at a time, love to laugh"
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>>29391501
>Send her a poem, she stops talking to me
kek, even the most masculine wealthy ancient warriors wrote poetry, some for their wives. a lot of women today think anything outside a set of narrowly defined traits for men is something bad.

it's also possible that you were being clingy or your poem wasn't good.
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>>29392283


It wasn't that my profile sucks, I'm just a fucktoy in the eyes of women. I had a conservative upbringing and was raised old school, and to find a girl that doesn't fall into the dark triad of maechavillian traits is just incredibly difficult.

>>29392303
Not clingy in anyway. Im too focused in on other things and I only deal with women every couple to a few days. And the poem wasn't bad, ive been writing poetry for years. Its just that having any sort of feelings makes you look weak in the eyes of the post modern/pre-neo modern woman and that doesn't gel with my nature. In order to get a girl you have be a sociopath/psycho that berates them and makes them feel like shit.
Every single time i try boosting a woman's self esteem when shes down she cuts me off and goes for somebody else cause I fed her ego. I don't agree with putting anyone down, and if you don't do it you are looked upon as a pussy, which is pitiful.
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>>29392796
>Every single time i try boosting a woman's self esteem when shes down
Don't do this, and just ignore them. Women who do this are needy and weak, find someone who doesn't need reassurance from someone she barely knows.
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>>29384585
See an escort and have her teach you technique. That's pretty much the only option. Watching porn won't make up from your lack of experience performing the actual acts.
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>>29384641

not really, not every virgin acts like a sperglord
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>>29384641
Since when has being a virgin made any girl dry up? There's something exhilarating in knowing that you're their first
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>>29384990
kot blini

:^] original comukek
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>>29384585
don't get your hopes up
something similar happened to me when I first started using okc
we met twice and then she just stopped texting me back. my best guess is I was too much of a sperglord in real life to put up with, or she found a chad willing to fuck her ugly ass
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