How do I make sure next time I can suicide that I'll actually follow through with it?
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poop the bed
>>29384221
Why not just take drugs anon?
I took some downers last night and slept for almost 16 hours.
Woke up refreshed, despite the cigarette withdrawals, and went shoplifting..
If you can sleep your life away it's almost like you're dead, and your parents won't even weep over you.
>>29384221
You can't. Best-case scenario you'll have to put yourself in a situation where the only outcome is death. If you can manage to jump that'll do it.
Alternatively. Cuff your hands, feet and take a nice drunk swim
>>29384221
Get a motorcycle start living life going as fast you can and if you get into a wreck mission accomplished
>>29384221
instead of suicide, watch rodney dangerfield standup. or read the myth of sisyphus by albert camus
Hypoxia seems like a nice way to go, you wouldn't even know, you pass out and don't wake up