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Is Goku, Chad?
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Is Goku, Chad?
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No he's autistic as fuck
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Not really. He doesn't care about wimminz even after getting married.

tbqh Krillin is probably a bigger Chad. Just look at the chicks he hooks up with.
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>>29384005
Is what Goku, Anon?
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Isn't he like 5'7?

Chad is all about social power and charisma. Goku doesn't give a shit about anything that isn't either food or a good fight.
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>>29384005
>strongest being in the universe
>swole as fuck
>hot slutty loli proposed to him as a kid
>got sweet pussy from her without even trying when he turned 16 and they got married

He's no robot, that's for sure.
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He's Chad as fuck.
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>>29384005
I hate how they got rid of bulk for thin twinks in dragonball super.
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>>29384005
pretty much and vegeta is a failed normie
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>>29384347
A specter is haunting Anime -- the specter of JoJo.
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>>29384098
that was average height back in 80s when show came out.
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So do Gohan and Gotens personalities prove the theory that Chads male kids are betas because of the way they were raised
And is Trunks personality the result of cuck Vegeta trying to raise him to be better than he was
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>>29384005
no. even fucking cell and frieza are closer to being chads.
>>29384444
no quadfag, average height hasn't changed since the 80s
though i guess japanese are shorter than white people.
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>>29384502
>goten
>not chad as fuck in GT
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>>29384617
>gt
>non canon
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>>29384525
>Frieza
>Chad

>weakest member of his family
>even more of a manlet than Vegeta
>probably a virgin too
>completely overshadowed by his older brother Cooler in terms of power
>gets one shotted by an angsty teen with a sword, even Raditz took more effort to kill when he showed up

Frieza is one of the biggest betas in DBZ. If anything Cooler is a Chad.
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>>29384711
GT is its own alternate timeline. It's just as canon as Super.
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Is anyone more cucked than yamcha
Even vegeta, prince of all cucks who exists to get his ass kicked to show how tough the villains are came out ahead of him
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>>29384005
No

He had to go full cocoon mode and came out a /fit/ /asp/ie
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>>29384771
Yamcha isn't a cuck, he's the one who cucked Bulma by sleeping around with various women when they were dating.
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>>29384806
t. Yamcha
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>>29384842
If we're going with the literal definition of cuck and not the meme definition, Yamcha doesn't fit it.

The only character who probably comes close is Krillin when he was dating Maron.
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>>29384098
Goku is 5'9, but it doesn't really matter as long as you aren't manlet vegeta (5'3). Chad is all about power in general, not social, and goku could blow up the universe. Every chick wants the G.
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>>29384752
super is good unlike gt though
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>>29384005

No, he's /fit/ incarnate and only cares about his training to an autistic degree. He probably doesn't even know what sex is, just that Chi-Chi had a really weird fight with him a few times to get pregnant.

Goku's character is a literal manchild. In the Japanese version his voice actor has been the same since Dragon Ball, i.e he still sounds like a little kid.
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>>29384874
>Super is good

LOL
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>>29384903
>cartoons for kids arent up to my high standards
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>>29384901
>sounds like a little kid
You mean sounds like an ancient grandma
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>>29384737

>Weakest member of his family

my m8 he's stronger than Buu nowadays.
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>>29384903

It's been getting better since they started making new content though.

New arc has serious potential. At least it isn't the fucking Goku show like GT was. So fucking boring.
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>>29384918

I used to think like you, but since I've been forced to watch the new episodes of Super in Japanese I've come to like his original voice and accept it as the true voice of the character.

Still think Schemmel is great though.
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>>29384005
do nofap and you will be as strong as goku.
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i'd say yes
oreganalio
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>>29384737
He is the strongest as he never trained that was his inherit born power after he trained he surpassed SSB Goku
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>>29384916
>>29384982
>defending one of the worst animated shows in history
don't make me post the screencaps
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>>29385044
>one of the worst animated shows in history
You must be new to anime. This isn't even in the top 30.
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>>29385026
Frieza's a whiny ass superbeta
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>>29385044

Screencaps of what? The shitty first few episodes that were drawn by literal children.

The animation from the newer episodes has improved immensly since the show is now getting proper funding.

This is different to DBZ, but you can't say it's still poorly animated or off model.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyVtTnOaWlc

also

>implying a show's quality is defined by its animation alone.
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>>29384005

Chad would be Vegeta or Mr. Satan.

Vegeta because he's a spoiled asshole but everyone just magically forgives him and he bangs the hottest girl. I didn't get it as a kid but it makes sense now.
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>>29385044
>not just watching the movies and skipping to the tournament arc
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>>29385113
Frieza is not in the slightest submissive.
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>>29385169
>barely 5 feet tall
>chad
???
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>>29385181

Why they even decided to go over the movies again with a lower budget and more filler I will honestly never know.

Especially since both BoG and RoF are by far the best DB movies out there.
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>>29385244
yeah it makes absolutely no sense to me but whatever. I guess hte numbers work out in their end
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>>29385238

Not everyone is obessessed with height, not even girls. If your Chad, your Chad. That's the point, women are always attracted to him despite his flaws, even if those are physical to some extent like shortness.

I know several short guys who get QTs but they're complete criminal assholes.
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Make way for the Chaddest of Chads coming through
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Black Goku is the saint the world needs
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>>29385024
Pic related is what happened to the average Robot's oneitis.
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is android 17 the true robot character?

>Wanted to live a normal fun life
>Kidnapped by Doctor gero and turned into a cyborg
>He will never live a normal life
>He will always be a teenager
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>>29386844
does he want to destroy everything in existence?
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>>29384525
It has here in Italy
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>>29384525
Cell is adored by succubi but at least he just wanted to destroy
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I wouldn't call him a chad, just a normie. He's only been with one girl and he ended up marrying her.
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>not choosing the reject and destroyer of chads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOtFbGRY1rQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVKZWfewrYU
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>>29387317
Broly is like the super autists on r9k

>Barely communicates with people
>Looks retarded
>Whenever he sees goku he gets max level tumblr triggered
>Has immense autism strength
>Literally the "TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" of dragon ball

Broly /r9k/ mascot?
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>>29387695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8HSrX508-o
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>>29386844
>mastered the Dragon of the Darkness flame
but
>he's 4'10"
hmm
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>>29384005
No. Goku is actually an autistic manlet. Remember in DragonBall when he would slap girls on their crotch to make sure they are in fact female? Yeah, thats not a Chad trait.
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>>29384502
How were Goten and Gohan betas? Gohan saved the world from Cell and was beating criminals asses in the city. Goten beat the fuck out of a bunch of older kids in the tournament and fused with Trunks to take on the baddest villian in DBZ.
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>>29384737
Cooler is a non-canon faggot. He wasnt even a decent villian.
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>>29388861
Goku had a girl since she was a loli so he's a normalfag
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>>29384005
I'm pretty sure Goku is autistic.

Vegeta is the real chad of DBZ.
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>>29389305
>gets beaten all time
>can't never surpass kakarot
>gets used goods whore as a wife
>Trunks has Yamcha genes so he will never be great like Gohan
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>>29389350
>>Trunks has Yamcha genes so he will never be great like Gohan
I love this mim
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>>29384356

holy shit that's the first time I've laughed in months
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>>29389761
Yamcha fucked all of Bulma holes and filled her brain of cum,once he grew tired of her he went after other girls, that's how they broke.
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>>29384259
>strongest being in the universe
Not really. Super has already showed us there's dozens if not hundreds of stronger beings than Goku at this point in time across the multiverse.
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>>29387303
>goku
>normie
Nigga what? He doesn't even have common sense.
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>>29390098
He's definitely not a robot or a wizard
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Would that jawline ofcourse he's chad
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>>29390055
Pls keep your fan fiction out of this
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>>29384037
>short
>bald
>autistic

Nice try, Krillin.
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>>29389350
>taking Yamcha's sloppy second's hand in marriage
Truly being Vegeta is suffering
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Anywhere to watch DBZ online? There's too many fucking episodes to download this shit
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>>29390628
Master roshi and Goku touched her and in super it's implied Jaco might did too.
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>>29384375
Part 1- the first quarter of 4 had pretty big guys in the manga.
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>>29384868
>power in general
I disagree. Take Chad out of his castle built upon social value and you'll find that he's just like any other man.

Most Chads aren't even excessively muscular, being ottermode at best.
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>>29384005
Goku is a true alpha, he's not a Chad, while chads can be alpha, there are certain physical and characteristic things that separate the two

Goku is not mr.stealyogirl even though he likely could do so
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>>29384752
>GT
>just as canon as Super.
HAHAHA no, because Akira Toriyama already said Super is the actual canon.
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>>29390826
>implying Akira Hackiyama's word means anything anymore

He forgets half the shit he writes. Super is literally fan fiction.
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>>29390826
He also said that failed korean MMO was the actual canon, and look at how that abortion of a product ended up.

Dragon Ball Xenoverse is a mutant combination of that game and their failed Battle Of Z co op game that came out shortly before Xenoverse.
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>>29390938
>>29391037
Toriyama is the actual, literal creator of the entire Dragonball universe. Anything he specifically says is canon, is canon. Whether it's a Korean MMO or a card game timeline or whatever.
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>>29384960
Except he lost and was killed by goku again
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>>29385201
He begged for his life when goku beat him on namek
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>>29387317
But he was defeated
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>>29390597
Akiras word is law

He can have you sued for denying its canon
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>>29389867
But in Dragonball abridged he is portrayed as a cuck who gets dumped and dies repeatedly and does nothing to contribute to the world and is the butt of every joke along with krillin
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>>29391662
>the original creator Is always right! He can do no wrong with his creation!

t. George Lucas
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>>29392209
Yes. As much as you hate George Lucas as his work. Jar Jar and the prequels are canon.

Unless Disney officially retcon them. They will remain so.

Just because you don't like it doesent mean it's not canon.

Fans should have zero input or say on what's is canon
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>>29392046
even in Ranging Blast he showed his chad side
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