THERE'S A FUCKING CENTIPEDE IN MY ROOM
IT'S ON MY FUCKING WALL
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH THIS FUCKING THING IN HERE WITH ME
FUCKING CENTIPEDE GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29383656
Scoop it into a cup and take it outside.
>>29383680
are you retarded? those things move faster than your eye can even follow
Just spray it
>house millipede
friendly biofauna. it eats spiders, roaches and pests that would give you a bad time. scoop it out just outside your house if it really gives you the heebie jeebies.
>>29383694
Seriously? It sounds like you haven't even tried it.
Also, the left part of the shadow kind of looks like Pepe.
>>29383656
Hello op
How u doing, sweetie?
>>29383656
smash it with a book or something, wrap paper or a bag around the book so it doesn't get stained
Burn down the house, it's unclean. Move to a new one. Or just don't go into that room for a day.
>>29383656
Don't be scared, just eat it.
>>29383656
it's vacuum time
>>29383656
>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH THIS FUCKING THING IN HERE WITH ME
Try negging it.
the centipede is a nimble navigator
>>29383694
It's a nimble navigator
>>29383912
kek
MAGA
fuck you OP
you just summoned me a centipede
it came out of nowhere and crawled onto my table
now the thing's disappeared somewhere and I don't know where it went
>>29383912
some can be highly venomous
>>29383991
As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
>>29383739
Fuck that. I'd rather have spiders right now. The summer months produce so many fucking flies and shit.
>look above doorway at apartment entrance
>MASS graveyard of flies trapped in webbing
The comparison someone made of house spiders being the NEETS of the bug world and my recent realization of how genuinely terrifying centipedes are has done wonders for my arachnophobia.
>>29383656
That's a fucking caterpillar you gook. How the fuck can all of you be this retarded?
Dude house centipedes are kept as pets in some places to control spiders and all that.
Chill man.
>>29383656
kill it you stupid fuck
>>29384051
This centipede is a predatorfuck the filter
>>29383656
>house centipede
Am I the only one who has never seen such thing?
>>29383739
Does it eat slugs? Those get in my room at night and leave their shiny trails everywhere
>>29384374
Place salt around your bed.
Make look like a ritual sight and they no pass the salt.
>>29384278
No, I haven't either
But I had the occassional spider and harvestman
the centipede is a nimble navigator desu
>>29384462
hey bug-sama you got any advice like that for bed bugs?
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>>29383656
These guys are cool, it's just a house centipede. They can live up to 7 years, don't kill the little guy they eat other annoying bugs, even spiders.