>Daddy, why do you always pour a bucket of blood over you in the bathtub and cry in it for two hours? You do this every Friday night? Everyone says it isn't normal for daddies to do. So I'm worried. Where do you even keep finding the blood?
How do we respond to this?
>inb4 Richard Trenton Chase
Oh, so it's *not* normal because everyone else says so, huh? Is that it? First I had to have my kids taken away because apparently I scared them everytime I made out with my Adolf Hitler painting? Now this? Fuckin' liberals, I swear...
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>tfw daughter ostracizes you for mixing fruit-scented soap that happens to be red and water and pouring it out of a bucket to wash yourself, sometimes it gets in my eyes and it gets really painful.
Why is that hard to understand?