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>Be me, a meth addict >Super horny all the time. Want to
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>Be me, a meth addict
>Super horny all the time. Want to start doing things I'm yanking it to in porno all the time
>Start talking to girl on tinder
>Meet up with at a bar, go to her house to fuck
>Start going to her house on nights she has to work and I'm not working. Just do lines on her coffee table after fucking. Split when she goes to work
>She's into everything except butt stuff, which is all I want to do
>Meth babble about all the books I read and classic movies I watched in a phase in highschool
>Says she never went through that
>Suggest Story of the Eye by George Batailles (interesting place to start in my mind)
>Give her a copy and the night I do get in a fight with her about something unrelated
>As I'm angrily leaving she shouts out, "Call me." Continue angrily leaving
>Call a few days later and she treats me like a serial killer
>Wants nothing to do with me and for me to just go away
>Can't figure out wtf
>Eventually go to rehab and once my head clears realize I gave her a scatalogical erotica book after constantly trying to get in her asshole
>Realize she thought I was a twisted meth hobo who wanted to eat her shit
>Write down that "Holy shit, shit makes you blind" (shit is slang for meth)
>Blinding lightning bolt strikes my forehead
>Attain enlightenment
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I hope you get hit by a truck and die desu
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Drug normie
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Don't listen to the khvs robro.
Nice story - far out as fuck.
I'll do one of mine but it's not that great

>be me
>18
>doing mephedrone in my mates tiny flat
>wake up
>feel fucking good
>get up and walk out
>everything goes purple and blotchy
>collapse and smash head on landlords door
>wake up to him standing over me saying 'you're all barred' or something
>my friend blackmails him into letting him stay there because he knows the landlord sells something

kind of gay but i wanted to contribute desu
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>>29382447
>(shit is slang for meth)
This is the dumbest shit anyone has ever said
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i used to get super paranoid on meth, i would put it in a capsule and swallow it.

the paranoia was too much, i could barely enjoy the high
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>>29383573
Robot drugs exist you stupid normalfag
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