It's only 1:29, I could still drive down to the gas station and buy some beer and get drunk. Alcohol sales don't end until 2:00.
be an edgelord and do it
>>29382216
Why not 2bh?
>tfw only 20
Kill me. Next month is my birthday and the wait is tedious
You don't need the calories, liver damages, or shitty hangover. Save your money. Stay home and be comfy. Have a cup of water or juice, and try to go to bed early tonight. You know you should.
>>29382242
Disgusting.
>>29382256
I have a serious alcohol problem and usually drink around 15 drinks a night, last night I only drank one light beer and don't have any lying around.
>>29382216
Damn, I can't get alcohol here that late at all. I think the latest is 10pm, and that's only on some days at some locations.
>drinking alcohol
>seriously feeling like you NEED alcohol
I am so sorry for your life.
>>29382216
dont give in OP. Don't let the normies win
>get alcohol
>post steel feels
>>29382275
>15 drinks a night
you are among the high scorers
>>29382338
I have more than 74 a week. Probably around 90
>>29382315
I don't feel like i need it, more like my life is pointless and empty regardless so why not get fucked up all the time?
>>29382323
It's robotic as fuck to black out alone. You meant don't let the Jews win, I hope.
>>29382338
Yeah I've seen that before. Can't even fathom how so little alcohol the bottom 70% of people drink per week.
>>29382335
Disgusting taste in beer anon.
>>29382275
How has your liver not exploded yet?
>>29382398
You're life isn't meaningless. You need to get motivated.
>bought beer two weeks ago for the first time at 26
>still too scared to drink any.
being beta sucks
>>29382398
no. drinking is a NORMIE activity.
>>29382438
I'm young, only been at the alcoholic game for about 2 years now. Also, for awhile now I'll drink hard for like 2-3 weeks then quit for a week before I give in again and go back to my "normal" ways. I think 2 weeks sober was the longest I've gone since I turned 21 (I'm 24)
>>29382338
>drinking anything under 15 drinks per week
How is this even possible? How fucking boring do you have to be to drink that little?
>>29382488
Trump doesn't drink at all.
>>29382446
>You're life isn't meaningless. You need to get motivated.
>You're
>>29382338
So 10% of adults will eventually need liver transplants?
>>29382462
nigga what the fuck
have you never drank while you were underaged?
>>29382622
Wow dude you fuckin pwned me!!!
>>29382690
>Wow dude you fuckin pwned me!!!
damn fucking right
smuglizardman.jpg
>>29382672
I was and still am a no friends loser, I think that should answer your question.
>Living in a red state
>>29382652
nah not 10%... heart disease/suicide/cancer/drunken accidents take out quite a few.
>>29382719
Nigger, you can't buy alcohol after 2 am in any state
>>29382216
Do it. I'm on beer 6, so have a buzz, but have to cash it out for the night because of fathers day. Drink for me, OP!
>>29382338
Borderline 10th decile reporting in. I used to be well above that 74 drinks a week.
>>29382746
You can in Wisconson
Soon at OP's house
>>29382795
Nah, I didn't go and now you aren't allowed to sell booze. Kinda want to go do something though, maybe buy Taco Bell since the only things open are that and McDonald's and McDs is shit.
>>29382746
I'm in California. .........
Not an original comment
>>29382338
>70% of Americans are cucks
Jesus Christ
I quit smoking and drinking 13 months ago
like a huge monkey off my back still
>>29382829
>McDonald's is shit
Epic normie meme, bro.
>>29382909
I would much rather spend a little extra money and get Checkers or even a little more money than that and get Five Guys.
>>29382829
Nah McDonald's has way better value. $2 will fill you up better than what $2 at Taco Bell gets you
>>29382953
If I'm gonna eat garbage it's gonna at least be tasty and as freshly made as can be expected. I've had too many experiences with food lamp shit from mcd's to bother going there anymore.
>>29382990
>Taco Bell
>fresh
And now I sage your shit thread because you're a fucking retarded faggy fuck.
>>29382216
>not having a constant supply of beer in the fridge
It's cheaper to buy in bulk than it is to buy whenever you feel like getting drunk.
>>29382216
Kek my new hobby is waking up super early in a Saturday morning and go to the gas station for some fresh just baked treats and enjoy them while fucking around on my phone and watching groups of normies coming down of all the alcohol, drugs and Loud as fuck music they spent all night taking part in in absolute misery
>>29382746
You can in Nevada
>>29383010
What I meant by freshly made was it just got put in the burrito/taco/whatever right before you get it, and not premade waiting for somebody to buy it. I know that Taco Bell (like all fast food) is not fresh in the traditional sense of the word.
>>29383012
alckys can't trust themselves enough to buy beer by the case or a whole handle.
>>29383119
There are plenty of alcoholics that don't give enough of a fuck and don't feel like quitting until shit really hits the fan. Those are the ones with 30 racks of natty ice and half gallons of bottom shelf vodka sitting around. I want to quit so I try to do everything I can not to enable myself. Still fail repeatedly tho.
>>29383087
You're retarded. It's all premade and under a fucking lamp. I don't even understand why you have the ideas about it that you do. It's exactly the same process as any fast food joint. I guess you have no functional brain cells left, you retarded alcoholic.
>>29383140
it's not a matter of quitting... it's a matter of not having enough alcohol around to put yourself in the hospital or worse cause you cannot control your consumption
>>29383160
It's premade and in plastic bags which are then dropped in boiling water you fucking dumbass.
>>29382622
This made me kek out loud. Like, THAT's the problem you see with what he wrote?
Have a (You), brobot.
